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The Insult Warz!
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Let it ALL out.
Submitted By Tigerstorm on 11/04/08
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This Document originally posted in the "Humor America" Group

Okay, here's another staple coming back... the Insult Wars!
 
 
DA RULES: No insult given on this post will be made in harmful intent. In other words, this is all in fun! Those who are easily offended, STAY AWAY!
 
Also, no insulting someone's mom or "Yo Momma" jokes. If you want, you can use an insult generator... just know that it's so much more gratifying when you come up with your OWN blistering retort or insult.
 
Well, let's get started! I think that AppleSky bumbling, befuddled, brainless, blatherskite (yes, it is a word! http://www.myfavoriteword.com/B.html), bum! Is that his face, or the costume he wore for Halloween...?

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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/08 - 17:58 GMT
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Well well well.
The Insult war is back.
Tigerstorm, are you a cloner? Is that really what you do for fun all day!? What kind of a n00b would waste their time creating useless posts like these! All this wastes energy and server space! How dare you! A mod no less! What a waste.
PlexPedia's honorable face need not be desecrated with this dishonor! Aubrey, make him not be a mod! Jeesh.
Is your weltanschauung really like this, praising worthless posts?
*lol*
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/08 - 18:53 GMT << In Reply to
Well, the insult dosn't have to be that long - usually people confine it like this:
 
Ender, there are some people like you I tolerate. Most of 'em have kicked the bucket.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/08 - 21:12 GMT
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Ok, ok, fine. I'w twy not to make it too hawd fow Tiggew. Oh...poow Tiggew. Doesn't know what I'm talking about...aww...how CUTE!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/08 - 22:30 GMT
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What did you say, Ender? I was looking at a rock waiting it to do something because it's more entertaining then reading your excruciating comments of boredom.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/08 - 23:09 GMT
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You're one to talk.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/09 - 0:24 GMT
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Aw, c'mon Yoshi! It's not HIS faul he socially awkward and woefully incompetant. If I was you, I'd take a look at yo'self. Is that... dandruff?!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/09 - 2:54 GMT << In Reply to
Hey everyone! Tigerstorm is such a terrible speller he can't spell yourself!
And...dandruff? I don't believe he knows what that is.
Guess where the dandruff is?
It's on YOU.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/09 - 16:17 GMT
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Dandruff? The best you could come up with? lol
If you had to insult someone, you insult them about whats on their head...
If you were so bright then how see how creative you can get.
Maybe a kid from kiddergarden could think of something imaginative
 
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/09 - 17:28 GMT << In Reply to
Ever heard of divergent thinking?
Kindergarteners are really good at it. Actually, they're the best. Better than college students. WAAAAAAY better. College were the worst they tested.
If that's the best you can do then maybe you should be in college for the divergent thinker YOU are.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/09 - 19:27 GMT << In Reply to
Yeah, but you would have to envy him because at least he CAN think.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/10 - 1:45 GMT
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Look, I enjoyed spending time with y'all... when you guys were walking away.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/10 - 1:46 GMT << In Reply to
Oh, so you're saying that YOU can't think?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/10 - 21:22 GMT << In Reply to
We were walking away because your feet smell so nice.~ Jeez, don't you ever take showers?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/10 - 23:28 GMT
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Oh the snark mark. That's awesome because it's only being used by you.~
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/11 - 0:20 GMT << In Reply to
Was that an insult?
If so what a lame one. I'm so proud now.
You called me "awesome"!!!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/11 - 0:57 GMT
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I can't believe this... we need App! These insults are sub-par, like you skills with the opposite gender....
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/11 - 2:40 GMT
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My dear, dear, ignorant kittystorm, complementing my insulting expertise in the middle of war? You're losing your touch. . . . *Shakes head in disgust*
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/11 - 13:35 GMT
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My skills with the opposite gender?
You doubt my psychological giftedness?
I have been studying "the opposite gender" and also "the same gender I am" since I went to preschool.
Whenever anyone in school needs help they ask me.
I won't give YOU help, because YOU don't deserve a partner.
Your intellect does not even qualify you as a human.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/11 - 15:39 GMT << In Reply to
Well, if it buys back the services of mine own incestful cousin, I'm all for it... ;)
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/11 - 15:41 GMT << In Reply to
Ender's so long-winded, he could power a hot-air balloon for a month.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/11 - 20:21 GMT
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My, my, another insult war?
 
And I thought you were mature. Tch, tch.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/11 - 22:32 GMT << In Reply to
"Tch Tch"? Is that a cricket?
 
Oaky, your life is as significant to the space-time continuum as a cricket.
Therefore I can't hear you.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/12 - 0:25 GMT << In Reply to
Who are you to be blabbering about space? You, sir, are a total waste of it.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/12 - 12:58 GMT << In Reply to
At school I am.
In the virtual world am not.
 
Well YOU'RE a waste of time.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/13 - 17:14 GMT
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The nerve!
 
Ender, you never never EVER insult an old lady!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/13 - 21:20 GMT << In Reply to
Well you're the expert on "old lady" Tigerstorm.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/24 - 19:51 GMT
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I had a horrible nightmare last night, Ender.  I dreamt I was you.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/24 - 19:54 GMT
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You had a nightmare?
Huh, I didn't know you were alive.
Gee...I thought you were a zombie or something, the way YOU look.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/24 - 22:35 GMT
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Ender, You might actually get something right if you would stop looking in that mirror of yours.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/24 - 23:08 GMT
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Guys, guys, calm down. He can't help being an inbred ignoramus.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/25 - 0:24 GMT
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I'd be surprised if you even know what that means, cat.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/25 - 0:34 GMT
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Tiger, don't call yourself that. It's really obvious, and we don't appreciate being told obvious things, you know what I mean? *cracks knuckles*
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/26 - 16:22 GMT
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Ender, your purpose in life is to serve as a warning about mutation gone awry.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/26 - 21:32 GMT
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Tigerstorm has Multiple Personality Disorder. Perhaps his other personality, created by himself, is named Ender?
I'm so honored Tigerstorm to have your other personality named after me, but please, don't call yourself ugly and mutated. If you hate yourself you hate others.
Are you feeling okay? Do you need therapy?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/28 - 18:39 GMT
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Shameless flatterer....
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/28 - 22:06 GMT << In Reply to
I HAZ CAPS LOK.  :DDDDDD
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/28 - 22:09 GMT
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*ahem*
It seems...like someone...needs some...Ritalin...or...rather not XD.
I think you ought to lay off the caffeine.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/28 - 22:23 GMT << In Reply to
AWW, BUTT EYE LIEK CASP LOOK.
 
EYE SINK UR A STUPID-HEAD.
 
 
 
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/28 - 22:25 GMT
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STOP SHOUTING!!!
Please...stop.
He needs to lay off the caffeine. tsk tsk.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/28 - 22:28 GMT << In Reply to
WASSAT? I LEIK COCO AND CHOCLAT AND SUGARRRR AND CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYY.
 
 
AND SUGAR!
 
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!1121111111!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!LOLOL.
!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/28 - 22:30 GMT
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He's an idiot.
He doesn't get that this is THE INSULT WARZ!!!
*coughidiotcough**coughhypercough*
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/28 - 22:35 GMT << In Reply to
AND UR A CAKESNIFFER! SO THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/28 - 22:38 GMT
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Oh, guess who has terrible terrible SPELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGG.
You're a fail.
What else can you be.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/28 - 22:40 GMT << In Reply to
AT LEAST I HAVE A FAIL. U ONLY GET A WIN. AND CHARLIE SHEEN WINS. SO HE IS STUPID. SO UR STUPID. SO HA!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/28 - 22:44 GMT
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Fail reasoning.
Yes, I am a win.
Oaky, you're a fail.
That's mathematically proven.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/28 - 23:51 GMT << In Reply to
I'd like to see the math problem, Mr. Cakesniffer!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/04/30 - 13:58 GMT
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What's a cakesniffer? If it means what I think it means, then don't let me near HIS house....
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
At least he has a HOUSE, kitty.  You should be jealous.  How's that rock working out for ya?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/01 - 2:29 GMT
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At least he HAS a rock.
SOME people *coughibnhcough* may soon need to find some leaves...closest thing they get to any sort of cover. Including clothes. Gee, where'd you get the computer? Did ya steal it?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/02 - 22:06 GMT
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You guys are more spoiled than a bitted apple that's been laying around for mililani.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/03 - 2:19 GMT << In Reply to
Why, thank you.~
 
@Tiger, read A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Austere Academy to see what a Cakesniffer is.
 
 
BTW, you all are cakesniffers!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Wow, Red...Is that all you can come up with?  Tsk, tsk, I would expect more from you.  Even algae come up with better insults than THAT!  You really have lost your marbles now.  Maybe put up some signs, to help you find them: WANTED: One Brain Cell  Please Return To Acorn2oak2 ASAP!  It's All I've Got.
 
P.S. What's with the new name?  Honestly, first Oaky, and now "Red"?  I'll give you a name, one that suits you perfectly. Hmm...how about...Brainless?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/04 - 0:45 GMT
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Tsk tsk... so naïve in your efforts to insult, much-less offend the person. I do recall this is an insult war, not a compliment war. To what do you really think is accomplished by this futile effort, this useless endeavor. Yield. Submit to he who brings upon this insult upon you.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/05 - 0:51 GMT
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Yes, you're right CP. An insult is being brought upon us, but will we yield to you?
No, because YOU'RE the Insult.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/05 - 2:30 GMT << In Reply to
Sure, Algae with brains as small as yours. How do you go out in public? At least I have grammar skills. Plus, with a name as stupid as yours, I wouldn't be talking. _InsertBetterNameHere_? Really? How hard is it to enter that in the username box every time you log in? Plus, my name is original.
 
 
Red, the one with the name that IS better than the one there.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/05 - 20:01 GMT
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Barkled, flea-bitten, marauding, caniving beezlebrute.
 Or as Jack Sparrow would say "Yeasty cod-piece"
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/05 - 20:39 GMT
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Ey, you're just naming off a few insults.
It's a lot more creatively satisfying if you make up your own based on what I said.
What a simpleton.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Well said, Ender.  I couldn't have described you better.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/06 - 20:53 GMT << In Reply to
Yes, I agree.
I completely agree with what you said.
You, IBNH, couldn't have described me better.
See, that's why you're stupid. As I most surely am not a simpleton.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Stupid; I love that word!  Whenever anyone says that, it just lights up a piece of my heart.  By uttering a word like "stupid", it truly says something about the speaker.  To call someone stupid is reflecting on yourself.  Ender, that little brain cell of yours died of loneliness YEARS ago.  
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/07 - 21:22 GMT << In Reply to
One of my many brain cells died because it saw you and decided to take its chances with the devil.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/15 - 16:40 GMT << In Reply to
ONE of your brain cells? Knowing you, I would be surprised to learn that you had any at all.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/15 - 19:13 GMT
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Come now, Yoshi! Let's not make him feel any worse than he already feels. It's not his fault he was born.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/15 - 22:32 GMT
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Aww, Tigger...
I feel so sorry for you.
What trauma in your life caused such emotional outbursts to come from you? I think you need some therapy...
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/17 - 3:10 GMT
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I am awesome, thus making everyone else obsolete.
 
WOO!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/17 - 3:30 GMT
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Aww...poor Oaky...he doesn't realize that "I think, therefore I am" and that he must not be.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/17 - 5:03 GMT
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If you were think, then I say cheese to the little man that smiles.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/17 - 18:01 GMT << In Reply to
^^ Major Technical Flaw ^^
 
Realization = thinking.
 
Just fyi. kthnxbai.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/17 - 21:19 GMT << In Reply to
Woo...that statement makes total sense...
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/20 - 3:37 GMT << In Reply to
Snark Mark!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/20 - 20:33 GMT << In Reply to
Ok: Read this:
 
"He doesn't realize..."
 
What does he not do?
Realize.
And since he isn't realizing, it doesn't mean that he's thinking.
See?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/20 - 20:35 GMT << In Reply to
Really Oaky?
Really?
Stating the obvious is a form of showing that you don't think anywhere past obvious.
 
And that weird link? Seriously? Is this your idea of a virus? Pshhh...I could easily make a better one!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/25 - 23:35 GMT << In Reply to
I like see do better. Dummy-head.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/25 - 23:41 GMT << In Reply to
Make some sense, Oaky. Because right now, you make as much sense as factoring x^2 + 2x + 1.~
That was sarcasm, Oaky. You need the help.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/25 - 23:46 GMT << In Reply to
CHAIR!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/25 - 23:48 GMT << In Reply to
That's what your face should be used for, pretty as it is.~
 
Well Oaky, at least you told the truth in the popup...
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/25 - 23:54 GMT << In Reply to
YOU MADE THOSE LAST TWO!!! >:(
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/25 - 23:54 GMT << In Reply to
Excuse me? I think someone's gone LOCO!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/25 - 23:55 GMT << In Reply to
SHADDUP YOU ****IN ****!!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/25 - 23:57 GMT << In Reply to
Riiiiiight. You just used reverse psychology.
 
And since there's usually a reflection of the person themselves in the insult, thank you for describing yourself to us.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/26 - 0:01 GMT << In Reply to
***************************************************** ************.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/26 - 0:03 GMT << In Reply to
Ohh! Guess what guess what guess what!!!
 
Oaky's an IDIOT!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/26 - 0:06 GMT << In Reply to
*Twitch*
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/05/26 - 20:42 GMT << In Reply to
Really.
Yay!
Oaky can twitch. His brain actually works. I'm surprised.
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Array rick roll
2011/06/07 - 0:46 GMT
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you are all fedex mother truckers. 
 
 
hahahaa!  ima evil person.  :))))))
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/07 - 19:35 GMT
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-_-'
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/07 - 20:28 GMT << In Reply to
That "tear"? That was brain fluid. Your last drop. You fool. But, I suppose, if you haven't any brain fluid, it's a given.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/07 - 20:49 GMT << In Reply to
You aren't worth enough to insult.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/07 - 22:21 GMT << In Reply to
You are worth so much that if I bought you as a slave, the people would have to pay me money for buying you.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/09 - 18:09 GMT << In Reply to
AEIOU. THEN Y.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/09 - 19:26 GMT << In Reply to
I'm sorry, you appear to be too stupid to think of any other insult than reciting the vowels to me. I would pity you, but you don't deserve it because you're too stupid to realize I'm pitying you.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/12 - 17:48 GMT << In Reply to
MY NAME IS OAKY, YOU INSULENT LITTLE MEANIE.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/12 - 18:41 GMT << In Reply to
You misspelled "insolent", demonstrating your lack of intelligence.
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Array Re: Th3 In5ult W4rz!
2011/06/13 - 20:14 GMT << In Reply to
ha! lol your right!   the n00b cant even spel insolent right.   lawl.  wata n00b.  bad speller is iz.  go tak a spellng test. you n0b
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/13 - 22:03 GMT
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You are one to criticize spelling.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/13 - 22:20 GMT << In Reply to
Yoshi, be easy on him...
He's just a poor ignoramus who thinks he's better than others...
 
He needs Special Education Services at his school.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/18 - 10:14 GMT << In Reply to
Ender stop telling everyone that you need at school other than a gf.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/18 - 10:16 GMT << In Reply to
Yoshi put a tampon on and suck your fingers cause thats all the bang you gettin.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/18 - 22:19 GMT << In Reply to
Stryker, you know what? Whenever you say something along those lines I always think you're a girl...you must have your period on those times...
:P
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/19 - 0:27 GMT
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Ender...
 
If you really want to impress me, stay outta my sight for a week.
 
 
 
 
Oh, and if that WAS you who screwed with my post, you really should stay away. >.<
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/19 - 3:08 GMT << In Reply to
Technically you don't see me unless you live next to me as my neighbor, or you have my Skype, which is unlikely but possible.
 
 
Only you would be stupid enough not to realize it.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/19 - 8:06 GMT << In Reply to
Ender i would cut you in half but i dont want two of you around.
 
 
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/19 - 8:08 GMT << In Reply to
Ender i would cut you in half but i dont want two of you around.
 
And tigerstorm, you got a perfect face, for chat rooms.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/19 - 8:09 GMT
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Ender i would cut you in half but i dont want two of you around.
 
And tigerstorm, you got a perfect face, for chat rooms.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/21 - 17:46 GMT
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Haha! Who made that thing where if you go on this website and a message thingy pops up!

By the way, yoshi, an analogy of you and me is like my mom and her mother-in-law. And your the MIL.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/21 - 17:49 GMT << In Reply to
Pocketmad ur birth certificate is an apology from the birth control factory.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/21 - 22:36 GMT
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Be easy on him Stryker...he can't help that his brain's like yours...
Namely...brain-damaged and stupid.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/22 - 4:56 GMT << In Reply to
Oh im sorry to offend you, Nice face, perfect for chat rooms anyways.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/24 - 1:25 GMT << In Reply to
LOL Ender. You COMPLETELY forgot that Tigger forgot the VERY IMPORTANT "T" in "Fault"
 
Stupid Ender.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/27 - 17:00 GMT << In Reply to
Hey not his fault he's dumber than you oaky. He's just special, leave him alone. He's gonna finally listen to the truth if we keep telling him he's dumb.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/27 - 17:03 GMT
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Hey nice costume Ender, it really looks scary and real life. Oh sorry you were born that way my bad, didnt know you were as ugly as much as oaky was dumb.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/27 - 18:41 GMT
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You can't tell a costume from real life because you assume you're wearing a costume, but I know for sure you're not. You could never get that ugliness from a costume...
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/29 - 3:33 GMT << In Reply to
I can tell your ugly when my computer fades out each time you look at you computer. Its either your wearing a costume or your just as ugly.
Oh yeah could i be you for halloween cause i think heck i know i will win the ugly contest.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/30 - 1:07 GMT
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Stryker
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/30 - 1:07 GMT
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is
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/30 - 1:08 GMT
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a
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/06/30 - 1:08 GMT
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SUPER N00B!!!
 
(PS, 117 comments! YEEEHAWW!!!!!!!!!!!!) 
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/07/26 - 20:29 GMT
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This comment is to corrupt Ender's wish.
 
P.S. Oaky, who are you calling a super noob? That would be like the pot calling the kettle black.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/07/27 - 4:11 GMT << In Reply to
Aw, Yoshi, let him alone. He's just trying to sound intelligent.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/01 - 23:50 GMT << In Reply to
As if you actually had any emotions.
 
Much less pity, or compassion.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/02 - 1:59 GMT
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Hmm...YOU'RE RIGHT!!! I have no pity for you, Oaky, your face makes it impossible.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/02 - 16:16 GMT << In Reply to
My face?
 
Pshh..
 
BTW, if you ever wanted to see a horror movie, save your money and look in the mirror instead.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/02 - 16:32 GMT
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Yes, your face is "Pshh". Do you know why?
When people see your face they think that "Pshhh, people with this face must not be very intelligent or they would get plastic surgery".
 
 
BTW Oaky...I know it was you.
IT WAS OAKY!!!!!!
 
HTML never lies... :)
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/02 - 16:39 GMT << In Reply to
Dang, you got the 123rd comment.
 
And now for some shameless advertising:
 
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So why don't you join all the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow!  

Thats Vita-meata-vegamin! *wink* 
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/02 - 16:46 GMT << In Reply to
LOL!!!
 
Are you sick and tired of being stuck in traffic jams?
 
Then buy the all-new, totally awesome CHEVY FLYER!
 
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1800-000-0911!
 
*Must be 300 or older to order*
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/02 - 16:48 GMT << In Reply to
*insert insulting offensive insult here.*
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/02 - 17:00 GMT << In Reply to
You would...
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/03 - 1:01 GMT << In Reply to
But you wouldn't, Ender. You don't have nerve enough to kill a mosquito.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/03 - 1:07 GMT << In Reply to
That's because the mosquito named "A" actually DESERVES to live, unlike you.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/03 - 1:16 GMT << In Reply to
That makes no sense whatsoever. Like you.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/03 - 1:18 GMT << In Reply to
That is a result of your puny little brain being unable to comprehend the complexity of my brilliant ideas.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/03 - 1:22 GMT << In Reply to
That is sooo o'er the lea.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/03 - 1:26 GMT
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I think you misspelled "Princess Leia".
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/03 - 1:28 GMT << In Reply to
I meant Lea.
 
Look it up.
 
Geez.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/03 - 1:31 GMT << In Reply to
Oaky, you are a FAIL.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/03 - 2:01 GMT << In Reply to
YOU are a fail.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/03 - 2:20 GMT << In Reply to
Yes, I'm a fail...AT FAILING.
 
You are a win...at FAILING.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/03 - 19:20 GMT << In Reply to
Hm oaky is that what your mom said when you were born?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/03 - 21:30 GMT << In Reply to
Try saying something intelligent, next time, K? 
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/03 - 22:50 GMT
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Oaky, don't make fun. It's rude. Besides, he gets enough needling for his dreaded Face.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/05 - 2:06 GMT << In Reply to
You're right..
 
I guess I shouldn't make fun of how incredibly stupid he is.. or how he is a gigantic noob.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/05 - 2:32 GMT
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Yeah, that would be mean. You shouldn't insult Stryker for anything like that, or his over-developed emotional side.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/05 - 2:39 GMT << In Reply to
Or his weirdness.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/05 - 2:59 GMT
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Or anything of his, really.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/17 - 19:13 GMT << In Reply to
But, this IS an insult post, so.....
 
STRYKER IS A NOOB!!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/17 - 22:01 GMT
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Yeah, that's right, but I think he might not be the King anymore, since ZOOM took over...
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/19 - 17:48 GMT
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Y'all don't pick on Ender... he can't help it if he can't muster the brainpower to put forth competant insults. He resorts to screwing with HTML.... and the inner workings of threads.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/20 - 1:04 GMT
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*ahem* That wasn't me. Read the HTML.
 
Tigerstorm, I feel so sorry for your mother. She must be so ashamed to have such a son who resorts to pointing fingers at the wrong people when you could easily have figured out who it was.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/20 - 1:05 GMT
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EHH? WAT U SAY TIGRSTOMR? I NO NOE WAT U SAY. WAT R U TRING 2 SAY? U MAEK NO SENS 2 ME.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/20 - 1:19 GMT
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That's because your mind is so screwed up, it would take years to pull out all of the screws.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/20 - 2:31 GMT
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WAT IZ A SCREW
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/20 - 20:49 GMT
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youd know if you weren't doing one
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/20 - 22:24 GMT
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Dogwalker, your brain should be fixed. Only a person with a broken mind could think something like that.
 
 
 
*My comment makes it very easy to insult me. Figure it out*
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/21 - 2:33 GMT
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Okay, so I'm not a big insulter person or anything...  So instead of insulting everyone else, I'm insulting my sister :P (shes played sometimes).
Okay here goes:  Maile, you are the most ignorant, stupid, annoying, (did I forget to mention stupid?) sister I have ever met.  You are so rude to me, plus you kick me in the face for absolutely no reason.  I'm nice enough not to hit you back, but I have always wanted to slap you in the face or knock a few teeth out (you know I could but I dont because of our parents :P).  You are such an idiot and a jerk, who doesnt know anything, and you think you're cooler than me, but we all know that your "friends" dont really like you.  You use your language to as advantage, but your punches and kicks dont really hurt.  All bark but no bite.      Idiot...
 
That's all folks! lol
P.S.  Maile, you suck.         (Aaah, now I feel better to get that out)
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/21 - 19:01 GMT << In Reply to
You would know, Ender...
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/21 - 22:46 GMT
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CONGRATULATIONS TO TIGERSTORM! HE HAS JUST COME UP WITH THE MOST OBVIOUS INSULT EVER!!!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/21 - 23:02 GMT
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Thou art an abominable trash eating pidgeon ender. Cant you come up with a retort thats less cliché? Is this "not obvious" enough for you?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/22 - 0:05 GMT
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...You say. You hypocrite.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/22 - 7:16 GMT
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Ender Im so profoundly sorry. Had i known you were the way you are because you were left traumatised the day your pet stole a bar of chocolate from you, I would never have treated you in such an unacceptable manner.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/22 - 15:46 GMT
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I haven't any pets.
You so dumb, you were stalking the wrong person.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/22 - 21:57 GMT
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Ender I don't think you're in a very good position to call me dum considering your deficiency in grammar. "You so dum" GAGAGUGU! YOU HAZ TEH MOST WORSTEST GRAMMAR AND CONJUGATION I HAZ EVER SAW! Also werent you giving stalking lessons? Maybe I should sign up so I can learn from the guru of stalking...
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/22 - 23:26 GMT
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Dude, your name is so long, it shoved your brain out of your head. Not that you originally had one...
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/23 - 0:57 GMT
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You're one to talk, Pancakes. Your grammar and spelling are so bad I almost have a heart attack every time I look at one of your posts.
I pity you, Pancakes. You must have no brain. Only a brainless person would type like this.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/23 - 8:08 GMT
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Ender would you mind growing a bit taller? I'm getting fed up with having to crouch down to hear what you're saying. Especially when what you're saying has no actual importance.
And that last retort about my grammar was just untrue, if you read any of my posts you would have difficulty finding any errors. Of course being able to read would help, Ender, then you might realise the posts who are written awfully are actually Yoshi's.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/23 - 8:29 GMT
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Also i question your statement about my brain, Ender. Are you sure you have one yourself? I remember you saying once in a game that your favourite thing in the entire world was computers. You have to be truly brainless to fit into that criteria.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/23 - 14:30 GMT
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How do you know that it's my favorite thing in the WORLD?
What's your favorite thing in the world, your bad use of English? I assume so, as you seem to use it religiously.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/23 - 18:30 GMT
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wazzzaaattt ender?? i cant hear you! ur 2 short! speak up! come on dont be shy! speak up! i cant hear you!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/23 - 18:48 GMT
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Yeah, I'm short. And I'm cool with it. You don't seem to be so cool with your face though. I mean, wearing that shirt does take attention away from your face, but it's too ugly. Try a paper bag.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/23 - 19:03 GMT
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common ender, really got no life eh, you like have every other post on all these pssshaw threads.
try eharmony to find a nice guy.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/23 - 19:12 GMT
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yay doggy! finally someone agrees with me about ender! :D also... shut up :P
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/23 - 21:57 GMT
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I don't need eHarmony, I'm already going out with someone WITH NO DEFORMITIES and they are intelligent. But the way you are, you will be lucky to have a goldfish living with you as "just friends".
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/24 - 0:42 GMT
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Pancakes, remove that RIDICULOUSLY LARGE NAME so I can ACTUALLY READ WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.
 
Not that I care, anyway.
 
THEpancakes is stupid enough. All the rest is overboard.
 
Doggy, I'm surprised you know what eHarmony is, let alone what anything is.
 
Cal, replace your sister's name with my sister's name, and BINGO!!
 
Thank you, for understanding how I feel.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ender, I won't insult you. Wanna tag-team on Doggy and Breakfast? Oh, sorry, I meant Waffles.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/24 - 1:12 GMT
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Wow, this post reeks of bad insults...
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/24 - 2:06 GMT
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You reek of...ugh...
 
I accept Oaky's waffle...I mean invitation for breakfast.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/24 - 9:54 GMT
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when u say waffles u wouldnt happen 2 b talking about me now would u my overly hairy friend...
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/24 - 15:00 GMT
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Thanks a shitload ender and oaky (who are you anyways, ive never heard of you) for bending the rules & not insulting the person above you.
Pancakes, now we're 2 vs 2 with ender and that guy.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/24 - 15:15 GMT
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@dogwalker: it doesn't say to insult the person above you. Only a simpleton such as you would overlook such a piece of information.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/24 - 19:31 GMT
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Shut it Ender thou mangled mewling paunchy weedy villanous venomed pox-marked earth-vexing flap mouthed beef witted pignut
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/25 - 9:42 GMT
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ender you dont need to waste your time saying insults... your mere presence on this thread is insulting. also i didnt use an insult generator for that last one, i just looked up lots of words.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/25 - 15:29 GMT
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My presence is insulting to a lot of stupid people such as yourself, THEpancakes.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(Off-topic: I saw this Yo Mamma joke online: "Your mother is so fat the recursive function calculating her mass caused a stack overflow.")
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/25 - 18:48 GMT
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Hey! >:( Breaking da rules! No Yo Mamma jokes! I demand that Ender be banned from this thread immediately!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/25 - 19:39 GMT
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I said it was off-topic. Only you wouldn't notice that.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/25 - 19:49 GMT
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BAN HIM! BAN HIM! BAN HIM! BAN HIM! >:D Don't try to loophole the rules Ender, only clever people are allowed to do that.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/25 - 20:58 GMT
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So of course, I can bend the rules.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Because Im clever.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Heck yeah I am.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(Insult to anyone who deserves to be insulted: people dont dislike you because you're ugly. Don't get me wrong, you are frickin ugly, that's just not why people dislike you.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/25 - 21:02 GMT
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THEpancakes: only clever people are allowed to bend the rules, like you said. /You/ certainly don't belong in that categ--
 
*poof*
*is banned*
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/25 - 22:23 GMT
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Hey doggy, since when are we cursing?
 
Seriously.
 
On the home page of Humor America, it says "FAMILY FRIENDLY"
 
But of course, you're either dyslexic, really lazy, have a short attention span, or are so dumb that you can't read.
 
Probably all of those. Minus the dyslexia.
 
 
BTW, it's impossible to ban someone from HA. Only Aubrey (the creator of Plexpedia, which made this site possible, for all of you idiots,) can do that.
 
 
SO Ender, you can stop wasting time not insulting Breakfast and Doggy-Doo-Doo now.
 
:D
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/25 - 22:27 GMT
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Oaky, only you would think there was a family friendly sign on the home page. If you could read, then you would not see one.
 
Pancakes, you should take that syrupy mush you call a brain out of your head and get a real one so that we can have some decent insults on this page.
 
Ender, only a lazy oaf like you would listen to someone like pancakes.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/25 - 23:15 GMT
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Lol.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/25 - 23:16 GMT << In Reply to
CHEESE.
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2011/08/25 - 23:16 GMT
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10.............
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2011/08/25 - 23:17 GMT
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2011/08/25 - 23:17 GMT
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2011/08/25 - 23:18 GMT
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2011/08/25 - 23:19 GMT
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2011/08/25 - 23:20 GMT
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5...............
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2011/08/25 - 23:21 GMT
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5.................
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2011/08/25 - 23:22 GMT
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3.....................
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2011/08/25 - 23:22 GMT
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2..................................
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/25 - 23:23 GMT
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!!!!!!
 
 
200TH COMMENT!
 
 
WOOOOOOOOOT!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/26 - 3:04 GMT
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@Yoshi:
"Welcome to Humor America, you are welcome to post and coomment on any funnies you wish here, as long as they are appropriate for all ages."
Only someone like you and Pancakes would not notice something like that.
 
@Oaky:
I was being sarcastic...you should notice something like that. Oh wait, you don't have the neurological capabilities to perform a feat such as that...
 
@Yoshi:
I was being sarcastic.
 
@Oaky:
Your face is cheese. Or should be cheese, the way it looks. I think you're counting down to the time you can rid yourself of it.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/08/30 - 23:34 GMT
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You're all thim peeps
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/09/09 - 5:25 GMT << In Reply to
Hey ender you wanna know the worst position to have a baby? Ask your mom your her 1st of 5 kids and learned what went wrong the first time. Well i would say 2 wrongs the position and u. Man look at that first day u were born and already u had 2 wrongs.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/09/09 - 20:25 GMT << In Reply to
I'm an only child...by my mother...
Today, I realized that Stryker is too stupid to be a stalker.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/09/10 - 13:40 GMT
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Biyoch.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/09/10 - 15:44 GMT
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Really?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/09/10 - 21:41 GMT
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Really, luto et accusam.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/09/13 - 6:34 GMT << In Reply to
Obvious he's to stupid to say it in english...almost like you ender well other than ugly.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/09/13 - 17:44 GMT
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I can barely understand any of you, you are all to lazy or stupid, to spell properly or use proper grammar. 
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/09/13 - 19:53 GMT
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freakin latin freakin dude
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/09/13 - 20:42 GMT
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I must agree with ZAM here. Most that post in this thread make terrible errors, almost indicating nothing between their ears...
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/12/31 - 16:27 GMT
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Look who's talkin.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/12/31 - 19:50 GMT
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This is such a fatuous thread that I did not want to even comment. But, as your New Year's gift, I'd like to say this:
 
What you've all said are some of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever head. At no point, in your rambling incoherent responses, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this thread is now dumber for having read it and its comments.
 
May God have mercy on your souls.
 
 
Eric
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2011/12/31 - 23:48 GMT << In Reply to
I'm sure your Mom tells you you're intelligent, Eric. Would you like a popsicle?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/01 - 2:31 GMT
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BAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/01 - 15:47 GMT << In Reply to
Well, this insult is pretty easy... PocketMAD, you are a psycho, it's pretty easy to realise that judging from your above comment.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/01 - 17:11 GMT
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I guess people are so lazy and stupid, that they don't even bother reading my name.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/03 - 6:32 GMT << In Reply to
When I read your name, it looks like you're obsessed with pockets. Yeeeeepppppp, I probably wouldn't hang out with a guy like that.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/03 - 14:38 GMT
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Wow. Looks who's talking, "cyber"man. You got any friends there?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/03 - 23:05 GMT
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I bet you have TONS of friends, pocketMAD. Tons of SERIAL KILLER friends.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/03 - 23:52 GMT
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?(9_9)??
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/04 - 0:37 GMT << In Reply to
Is that what your face looks like?
Baggy eyes, no nose, weird sideways afro?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/04 - 3:43 GMT << In Reply to
EDIT: Nvm, I'm not going to continue this discussion (most likely). I don't want people using what I say against me in the future :/
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/04 - 14:42 GMT
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What a great idea, eric.~ When you think a post about insults is insulting you, you hide it! Running away from problems!~
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/04 - 21:54 GMT
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You're so dumb, pocketMAD, you don't know how to use the Snark Mark.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/05 - 3:00 GMT
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Your so dumb, you don't realize that I am using the snark mark correctly.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/06 - 7:08 GMT << In Reply to
Yes I am (even though this post is designed for insults, you still got to be careful). What's your point and what's up with the snarkmark misusage o.O?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/06 - 14:45 GMT << In Reply to
Nice going on the closing up the argument, eric. 
 
 
Running away from your mistakes.
~Cyberman
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/06 - 23:48 GMT
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Hey, you know who else runs away from their mistakes?
You.
 
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
What's that? I'm still looking at that rock. ;)
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/08 - 17:07 GMT
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Hehe did I win?
 
 
I see that all of you must be too scared to insult anymore. Wussies...
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/17 - 6:01 GMT
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I win! SUCK IT!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/17 - 22:42 GMT
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You're psychotic.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/17 - 23:39 GMT
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Any proof for that?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/17 - 23:46 GMT
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No, because I'm psychotic.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/18 - 0:31 GMT
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Wait. You just admitted you were crazy...
 
maybe the rock is more entertaining than you...
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/19 - 21:17 GMT
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Does it confuse you that I admitted I was crazy?
Maybe you're like Edgar Allan Poe.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/19 - 23:34 GMT
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Nevermind. The rock is starting to...do nothing.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/20 - 0:17 GMT
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Oh! That's HORRIBLE!
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/20 - 23:41 GMT
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You're horrible.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/21 - 1:47 GMT
(In Reply to Item)
Look who's talkin'.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/21 - 15:39 GMT << In Reply to
It's not ACC-Yoshi's fault for thinking he's all that. It's just territorial behavior.  Unlike us, humans, ACC-YOshi has to havve his fun. :)
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/21 - 23:02 GMT
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Looks like you're the only human on this forum, pocketMAD.
 
I don't deserve to be called a human because I lost to Vijay and Robert.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/22 - 0:45 GMT
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Both of you are oblivious to societal interaction, you torpid, obtuse, men; your lives will continue to dissipate as long as you remain in control of your infinitesimal mentality.
 
I refuse to continue having a battle of wits with unarmed people, not because I am scared, but rather you are not worth my patience or time.
 
 
Eric
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/22 - 1:13 GMT
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Oh hey! The one who gave up on Mars! What did you say?
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/22 - 2:59 GMT << In Reply to
This isn't Mars last I checked. (I did not give up on Mars; I am merely taking a short break.)
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/24 - 4:20 GMT
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I abhor you. Need I say more?
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/24 - 15:51 GMT << In Reply to
I abhore your face. I do need to say more because you probably won't understand it until the fift time I repeat it.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/24 - 21:23 GMT
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Pancakes can't read.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/24 - 23:07 GMT
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Wow! You wrote something!
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/25 - 22:02 GMT
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What an achievement!...for you.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/27 - 2:00 GMT
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Pancakes, you are quiet right. Due to your idiocy, I don't know what "Fift" means. Stop being such a fool, and learn to spell.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/27 - 3:14 GMT
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Pssh what a n00b.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/28 - 2:56 GMT
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You're one to call someone a noob.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
I am one whom is calling someone a n00b. 
 
Good observation, yoshi.
You want a cookie? Do ya, boy? Do ya!?
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/28 - 5:04 GMT << In Reply to
who* not whom.
 
Learn to spell, noob :P
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/28 - 18:56 GMT << In Reply to
Really? ":P"
Is that nesscessary? 
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/28 - 21:35 GMT << In Reply to
necessary* not nesscessary.
 
Learn to spell, noob :P
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/30 - 2:48 GMT
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Learn to punctuate, noob.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/30 - 2:54 GMT
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Learn to get a life, n00b.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/30 - 3:35 GMT
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No YOU get a life n00b!
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Haha you are what you say others are.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/01/31 - 22:01 GMT
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A life? Cool! Where can I download one of those AND GIVE IT TO YOU?
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/02/01 - 0:22 GMT
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Right after you find one!
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/02/01 - 21:09 GMT
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All I want to do is give a life to you.
I already have one.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/02/22 - 21:22 GMT
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I find it ironic that these people are telling each other that the other has no life, and yet they are on their computer instead of outside.
 
Hypocrites.
 
 
;D
 
~Oky
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  a 
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Says you, the practical Demi god oh HA, look in the mirror buddy :O
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/02/23 - 2:16 GMT
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It was made clear by your comments that you have the intelligence of a hunk of metal.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
No, my very name suggests a high quality, Porche-engined Tank, not dome American Sherman, which, with your intellect, you would drive against me.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/02/23 - 16:23 GMT
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I wouldn't dare touch an abrams or a panzer. I don't think my tetanus shot covers it.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
You wouldn't need a tetanus shot in a million years!
Look at it this way. A gamer who sits around playing Mario all day and NAMES themself a cartoon character clearly has no life as, they never get outside and snack on box pizza every meal. What a waste of space.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/02/24 - 2:18 GMT
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Panzer...talking about waste of space? Who woulda thunk!?
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
What a pointless little comment. Ender I thought better of you.....
Anyways...
Lets pick on Yoshi, he has too little self esteem to care anyways.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/02/24 - 3:07 GMT
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Panzer, bullying people lowers your self-esteem.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
*this is not me. Read the description. It's the insult wars. COMON
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/02/24 - 20:08 GMT
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Shame on you, panzer. Bullying is an immoral offense. You should be ashamed of yourself.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/02/24 - 21:39 GMT
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Panzer is not intelligent enough to get it.
 
Panzer you is not smarteez enuff to get it.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/02/24 - 21:42 GMT
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Don't read what I say at the bottom . . .
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Trolled
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/02/24 - 21:42 GMT
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Ok.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Man, I can't if I tried....so inconsiderate of IPod users....tsk tsk.....yak yak yak bla bla bla.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/02/25 - 15:46 GMT
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Whoom? You? Panzer, you are the biggest n00b I have ever seen.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Actualy...............
Temp!!!!!! Where are you!!!!!!!
:P
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/02/25 - 15:54 GMT
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I was going to tell cav not to be a n00b, but then I relized I shouldn't make him do something that is similar to suicide.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Ya know, sometimes I don't think it's temp. When I look at your profiles, it screams NOOBYIN CAPITAL LETTERS
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/02/28 - 5:29 GMT
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What's that? We're talking about opinions now? Excellent.
 
Panzer: you are stupid and a horrible dogfighter. You don't deserve to be in any club, especiall the ACC.
Temp: I thought you were the devil. But I still don't want to have an opinion so I won't take any sides. ;)
Eric: Y U NO TALK?
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Says person who was beaten by me in my TCC tryout.........…
You dogfight like a whale and shoot like the worlds biggest Jet n00b......

*ahem*
sincerely, PanzerAce
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/02/29 - 3:16 GMT
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I love you all.~
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Wrong post stupid tree!!!

This is zeh INSULT WARZ!!!
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/02/29 - 4:20 GMT << In Reply to
Who said I couldn't use sarcasm? YOU DOLT.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Obviously it dosent compute with your tiny little intellect that you are on THE WRONG POST
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/02/29 - 9:28 GMT << In Reply to
Spell that right and you can have a little gold star, PanzerAce. :)
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/02/29 - 14:37 GMT
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@Panzer: I guess the one who brags the most has to be the best at everything. Good for you. :)
 
Do...do you wanna popsicle? Yes, you spend more time on the computer than me, for I have something you don't. A life. And I am spending it while you are killing it. :)
 
Good luck.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2v1 ouch.....
Idiots!!! Do you really think your tiny little opinions count to someone as great and powerful as me. I OWN YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE EXISTANCE.

*showers myself in gold stars*
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/01 - 11:04 GMT << In Reply to
How's your world coming along Panzer? How about you post a few pictures here and we can all have a laugh!
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Oooooohhhh.
Don't go there.....
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/01 - 23:51 GMT
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Why? I haven't seen something so stupid in a LONG time.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Show me your world eh?

@Pancakes.....nice joke. You would think that after over 5 tries at making maps you would improve a little. It obviously was not to be.....
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/02 - 11:11 GMT << In Reply to
Actually sir, I have made sixteen maps, not five. But I forgive you for making that mistake, I am well aware that you cannot count, let alone read. :)
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
I at least know how to answer questions...
*coughworldcreatorpostcough*
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/02 - 21:59 GMT
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You can answer, but not correctly.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/02 - 23:05 GMT
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Oh my... the quality of insults has dimmed, of late. We need App or Kruncher back.
 
Pick it up, y'all.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/02 - 23:31 GMT
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Your the one who's talking, tiger. 
In fact, it is pretty ironic that a mod like you can't even use correct English grammar. What have we come to?
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
I agree, I mean....look at you your Mars skills.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/03 - 0:02 GMT
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Really? I haven't seen them.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
My point exactly.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/03 - 15:49 GMT << In Reply to
PanzerAce how on earth did you get into ACC? I mean, I've never seen you dogfight, but judging from your stupidity, you must be the worst dogfighter on Mars!
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/03 - 15:52 GMT
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Look who's talking? A true martian plays the game more than the forum you rat.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/03 - 15:57 GMT << In Reply to
Why are you saying this to me? Say it to the mirror.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Honestly...when you look at Pancakes's forum world posts...self appreciation FTW. Learn some humility man.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/03 - 16:00 GMT
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Mirror? I usually play outside for an hour or two, unlike you.
 
But if you think mirrors are outside...well...believe what you want, panny. *pats shoulder*
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/03 - 16:04 GMT << In Reply to
Ah I see... You go play outside with your eyes glued to your computer! Interesting...
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/03 - 16:06 GMT
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Stop talking about...woah a rock.
 
 
Hold on panny, I want to watch that rock melt because obviosuly it is more willful than you will ever be.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/03 - 17:32 GMT
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Well, if you believe that, go on keep believing.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
*twiddles thumbs*
hey...stop being stupid and ignoring me. Only n00bs hate people.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/05 - 11:53 GMT << In Reply to
This is the insult wars thread, idiot. I you want to make dumb comments like these, then go to this thread.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Ya, go build a tent and live there. It might explain all of your stupid comments and ideas.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/06 - 23:59 GMT
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Here's a nice video for you Panzer, I'm sure you need it:
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/07 - 1:28 GMT
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*quite it ender. They might figure out your secret.*
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Well, here is YOUR MATH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLprXHbn19I
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/08 - 1:55 GMT
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Notice he doesn't deny it. *snicker*
Well, at least I'm on multiplication.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Those darn math geeks, living with their parents in trailer parks...I thought better of you...
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/08 - 2:02 GMT
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You wanna see my house?
Bill gates' house2.jpg
 
Yours looks like this:
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Actualy: mine=
http://www.google.ca/search?q=huge+house&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari#&miuv=0
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/08 - 14:31 GMT
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Really, panzer? Are you that stupid to make a hyperlink?
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/08 - 21:15 GMT
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@All
 
 
You each have flaws.
 
 
The end.
 
~oaky
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/08 - 21:25 GMT
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I have less flaws than you.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
We are ALL STUPID. We are zombies D:
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/09 - 23:19 GMT
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Speak for yourself.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
At least I don't compare myself to a cartoon charecter....like really?!? I thought you were smart...
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/11 - 19:13 GMT
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I thought you knew the proper usage for the word "like".
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/13 - 22:24 GMT
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At least I don't compare myself to a hunk of metal.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
A hunk of metal...? Noooo.

That special spot is reserved for your dial-up modem. Ever seen how bad you lag?
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/14 - 4:17 GMT
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You should implant your CPU into your brain to make it go faster.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
I'll wait until Light-based computers for its speed to keep up with MY computing power. :)
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/14 - 21:19 GMT
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Yes, light in a super-dense object.
Like you.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Ouch. That burnt. Badly.

YA KNOW WHAT, YOU HAVE NO SOUL. How can you dream of such horrible things to say to another human. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Don't reply to this,moron. It's not worth my time to read.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/14 - 22:13 GMT
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*Sniff*
 
Hmm.. This reeks of desperation.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/15 - 1:00 GMT
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Wow, panzer. Are you so stupid you can't read the BIG FONT?
 
Sigh..I guess your light brain can't handle this but there is always hope. :)
 
"Those who are easily offended, 

STAY AWAY!

"
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/15 - 3:03 GMT
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If he's too stupid to read the big font, why would you use big font?
Talk about super dense.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Well, that's right. I have a high (henceforth denser) brain neurons density that you. Alas, you cannot even compute my amazingly good intellect.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/15 - 15:24 GMT
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Get your facts straight, neurology wannabe.
Neuron density isn't the only thing necessary in brains to have a large intellect.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Our blockhead! But I HAVE SOME, unlike you!
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/16 - 0:17 GMT
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Says the one who is being inactive for two weeks...
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Ooohhh. I look sõoooo inactive don't I? The Game buddy, not the forum. *facepalm* I'm surrounded by inferior life-forms.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/16 - 5:12 GMT << In Reply to
@Panzer You know that's right! *High fives*
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
As I said.......inferior............
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/16 - 15:17 GMT
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You're so inferior, you tried to find the vertex of an exponential equation.
 
And while we're at it, you're so fat the recursive function computing your weight caused a stack overflow.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/16 - 16:20 GMT
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Here's a GREAT insult!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Still looking for it? It's this:
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Didn't find it, did you? It's because... the insult was your intelligence! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/16 - 23:04 GMT
(In Reply to Item)
You typed that thinking of yourself, didn't you?
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/17 - 1:37 GMT
(In Reply to Item)
Look who's talking.
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/18 - 9:34 GMT
(In Reply to Item)
Let's pretend that was original, Mad, and move on.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/18 - 15:58 GMT
(In Reply to Item)
Ooh...yeah I don't run away from problems, like you do, I actually face them. It gives you a feeling that you actually did something good in your life, so you should try it sometime. :)
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
You don't run away from your problems, because you can't. Encircled, trapped, helpless. A waste of broadband on the Internet. Get a life, sucker >:)
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/18 - 18:19 GMT
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Perhaps you both ought to check into an insane asylum.
 
COME AND MOVE IN WITH MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!1!!!
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
*twitches in straightjacket* What?
>> Reply
Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/03/18 - 19:15 GMT
(In Reply to Item)
That's right, neatfreak. Come see the area of your nightmares.
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*starts twitching faster.

WAT IZ A SCREW???
Sound familiar Ender?
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2012/03/18 - 19:20 GMT
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Hmm, yeah, seems like Ratchet on a "smart pill".
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OOOhhhhhh Lemme respond for him.
"I hate you Ender"
"-________________________________________________-
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2012/03/19 - 12:17 GMT << In Reply to
Dammit! PanzerAce is becoming like Ratchet... He made his signature n00b face! :(
 
This is a bad sign...
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I responded AS RATCHET dimwit. Read comments before replying.
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2012/03/19 - 13:57 GMT
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Wait wait. You've been acting this whole time?
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Define "this whole time"
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2012/03/19 - 20:12 GMT << In Reply to
Nah he's too darn thick to act. :D
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2012/03/19 - 20:15 GMT
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Pancakes, you're the essential definition of "too darn thick".
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2012/03/19 - 20:30 GMT
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That's how I like my syrup on waffles and pancakes...

Mm...
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And there is the absolute example of too airheaded to think
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2012/03/19 - 22:32 GMT << In Reply to
Yup, right there. I'll label it, too. "Stryker." There, perfect!
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:O You are right
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2012/03/20 - 20:13 GMT
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:O Oaky's right about something!?
Never thought the day would come.
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2012/03/20 - 22:39 GMT
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No no no. This has happened before, it's just that ignorance is clouding your eyes.
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Or perhaps his lack of ability to see. You wouldn't know a bright idea until it walked up and slapped you.
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2012/03/21 - 20:10 GMT
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Perhaps you should get better glasses. You wouldn't know a girl till she decided to [censored].
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No, that's a spot for you Internet geeks who [censored] and [censored]!!!!!!
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2012/03/21 - 21:59 GMT
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If you insult me, you have nothing better to do but sit on yer a** and write something that will probably not be humorous at all.
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If you insist.......
Mad is the forums biggest n00b with stupid little catchphrases and spammy habits. His brain is small and underdeveloped compared to someone like RSWW. Our friend with the horrible name is disliked by everyone, most notebly....everyone. If you wish to have a nice game ruined, call up yours truly, PocketMad the Mega-n00b.
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2012/03/22 - 4:32 GMT
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Replace Mad with Oaky, and place a snark mark at the end.
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You rant worth my time to insult. WRONG THREAD FOR SNARKMARKS MORON.
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2012/03/22 - 14:26 GMT
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Panzer, I think you have me confused with someone else.
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Oh no, trust me.
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2012/03/22 - 15:49 GMT
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@Panzer

"Mad is the forums biggest n00b"
Panzer, take a look at yourself.
 
"with stupid little catchphrases and spammy habits."
I proved that my catchphrases aren't stupid. And...umm..."spammy habits?" Eh heh heh I am not the one who writes "LOLZ I KNEW IT!!! FAI IS FORGE!!! Even though he told everyone this very clearly.
 
"His brain is small and underdeveloped compared to someone like RSWW."
I am in an aspire program where I get plenty of homework. You, however, judging by your immaturity, is dumb and homeschooled.
 
"Our friend with the horrible name is disliked by everyone, most notebly....everyone."
Really? EVERYONE hates me? I know that it is hard for...you to wipe the ignorance out of your eyes. I'm sure you can do better.
 
"If you wish to have a nice game ruined, call up yours truly, PocketMad the Mega-n00b."
Now it is mega-n00b? Make up your mind, panzer. I'm waiting.
 
Panzer, you have no life. And if you declare otherwise, then you must do a lot in your life. Obviously, you are trying to prove me wrong instead of doing something prodictive. I already learned a lot of HTML and did some work around my house BEFORE SCHOOL STARTED. You...ehh...well I'm sure you did nothing but hoped that I would reply to your stupid insult. Panzer, if I had a choice of either banning two people, you, ratchet, and Godly, I would ban myself twice because you would probably wiggle your pathetic mind into the forums again. You...disgust me.
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2012/03/22 - 18:01 GMT << In Reply to
You saying being homeschooled makes you stupid?

You, sir, are an idiot.
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2012/03/22 - 23:03 GMT
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No, homeschooling makes you immature, you idiot.
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2012/03/23 - 3:22 GMT << In Reply to
Really? Immature? Wow.
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2012/03/23 - 13:34 GMT
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Well you didn't disagree with me.
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2012/03/23 - 18:26 GMT << In Reply to
I kinda did.

I'm homeschooled.

BTW, being public schooled makes you immature. There is no real leadership, and it's like a jungle. The blind leading the blind. The immature older people teach the new people, and so on. The teachers are no real help.
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Is your little inferior self CALLING ME STUPID!?! 👿
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2012/03/24 - 20:02 GMT
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Your brain is as bad as my computer, Panzer.
The one I'm using now.
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That's unfortunate, I can only imagine the therefore horrors of yours.
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2012/03/24 - 20:46 GMT << In Reply to
Panzer,
 
You've got a face only a mother could love... unfortunately for you, she hates it too!
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2012/03/24 - 20:47 GMT
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You're his long-lost twin, Techie.
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I'm a twin with that THING!?!

Does he have to be that ugly. *grimace*
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2012/03/24 - 22:51 GMT
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At least he isn't as ugly as Ratchet.
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True....NEVER LOOK!!!
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2012/03/27 - 2:54 GMT
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Too late...you've already turned to stone.
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Let's all insult Teh!!!! >:D
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2012/03/27 - 20:45 GMT
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Only you would be cowardly enough to try to avoid insults for yourself, Panzer.
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Only you would be stupid enough to indirectly defend the hacker.
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2012/03/27 - 23:45 GMT
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Only you would be emotional enough to realize that the hackers are not evil.
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Only you would be a big enough idiot to direct that comment at me.
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2012/03/28 - 2:12 GMT
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Why would he be an idiot to direct a comment?
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@Mad
 
Speaking of idiots.......your comments are stupid beyond belief sometimes...including....always
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2012/03/28 - 19:49 GMT
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Everyone's an idiot.
 
The End.
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2012/03/28 - 20:25 GMT
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Glad you've somewhat caught up with modern times, Oaky.
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forget everyone, looks like he just finaly looked in the mirror
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2012/03/29 - 13:44 GMT
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Maybe you should try that out, sometime, panzer.
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Don't worry. That's the reason why I'm always so happy! :)

As for you, you went insane. See what's happened since?
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2012/03/29 - 21:01 GMT
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Shista. This post died because of your STUPID picture.
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2012/04/02 - 3:59 GMT
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No, I'm pretty sure that it died because of your stupid FACE.
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That's unfortunate, because I am wearing a mask...with YOURS ON TOP
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2012/04/02 - 17:12 GMT
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Do you think ender is stupid enough to insult his own face? Hmm...probably. 
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Knowing his depressed self, that's his best compliment on a good day.
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2012/04/03 - 20:41 GMT
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[serious moment with no insult]
Wow, you guys nailed me. *shocked* Or, at least my own opinion of myself...
[/serious moment with no insult]
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That's right. You. Have. No. Life.
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2012/04/03 - 23:19 GMT
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Nope. I'm a stupid and depressed robot. By definition I have no life.
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No no no. Robot implies intellegence. You, on the other hand...have none.
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2012/04/04 - 0:41 GMT
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Ender, you know those BIG words in the instructions? The ones that say, "Those who are easily offended, STAY AWAY!" You should try to learn how to read then actually read the instructions.
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2012/04/04 - 0:45 GMT << In Reply to
You know all those big lettered insults people say about you behind your back? Oh, that's right . . .
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Behind YOUR back, however, is absolute distraction and chaos, all you do is ruin other's trust and respect for you.

@Ender...wait a minute, we were actualy considering you sentient, in fact, you have remarkable Intellegence...for slime...
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2012/04/04 - 2:13 GMT
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Slime is too complicated for ender. 
 
@eric, you know those big lettered insults people say behind YOUR back? Oh..that's right. :)
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2012/04/04 - 3:36 GMT
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Wait, who said I was insulted? Lol. I'm not insulted (that's seriously how I think of myself).
 
 
The word "too" is too complicated for PocketMAD. As is capitalizing letters for peoples' names.
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Only an idiot would stoop to insulting someone on a trivial thing such as grammer. I would have been disappointed in you, but you have no brain, so at least it is understandable.
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2012/04/04 - 18:11 GMT
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Wow, Ender, you just insulted yourself. That is low, Ender. Smh. 
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2012/04/04 - 18:18 GMT
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Well, I am short, so of course it would be low.
You should be smarter than that.
 
But I shouldn't talk about smart. I'm not smart enough to tell a knife from a Nintendo.
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2012/04/04 - 18:19 GMT
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You tried insulting me with your hight? Ooh, I am insulted, Ender.~
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2012/04/04 - 20:17 GMT
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O noez, the meaning of life has been figured out! It is to insult pocketMAD!
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2012/04/04 - 20:24 GMT
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Think what you want, Ender. The meaning of life is to insult me. Alas! Where's the proof? Or do you just say the first thing that pops into that brain matter you have left. Oh wait...there is none. Strange..
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2012/04/04 - 20:26 GMT
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Brain matter? I have none; I'm a robot.
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2012/04/04 - 21:21 GMT
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Robots can't be that dumb, Ender. 
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2012/04/04 - 21:23 GMT
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Oh and panzer, perhaps grow a brain. At least ender is smart enough to think he actually has one. 
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2012/04/04 - 22:26 GMT
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@Panzer
 
Only simpletons–like yourself–cower, further propagate false rumors, and make quick assumptions in the midst of naiveness and paranoia to satisfy the craving of understanding, regardless if the necessary actions to do so are reprehensible.
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Only. Ignorant. Idiots. Hack. And. Destroy. This. Community.

You fit into that category. Perfectly. *hands Ender Gold Star* Isn't wee ENDa sooo cute....
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2012/04/05 - 2:36 GMT << In Reply to
Ignorant and arrogant fools develop assertions based on mere emotions and self-righteous behavior, such as those in your category. For, in fact, nothing was actually destroyed. Instead, your relentless, vindictive behavior drives you even though, in your eyes, "harmful" events have not occured for about a month.
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2012/04/05 - 3:46 GMT
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He doesn't deserve one, panzer. I never realized you were so dumb. Speaking of dumb..*looks at ender*

@Eric: your vocabulary of words are just hiding your true expression.
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I hereby announce that Enderis brainless, thoughtless and a total waster of both his life and internet connecting. Why I stoop to insult this pathetic sub-human is beyond me.
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2012/04/05 - 6:28 GMT << In Reply to
@PocketMAD
 
If my true expression is that I'm tired from needing to do homework (it's first day of spring break too), then yes. I simply mock your faults to loosen up after a busy day :)
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It is more than satisfying to insult, isn't it. :)
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2012/04/05 - 20:16 GMT
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It takes one to know one, Panzer...
However, I think that you don't know anything.
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*hands Ender gold Star*
 
This is my final judjement of your intellegence. Your permanent faciel expression is obviously..
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2012/04/06 - 1:03 GMT
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Whoa! Don't post pictures of yourself! People will stalk and kill you!
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2012/04/06 - 2:06 GMT
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Delta x, Delta p ge frac{hbar}{2}
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Ender, IZ R U STOOPHAD?

Dis AIN'T MATH THREED.
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2012/04/06 - 3:15 GMT
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*laughs evily*
 
Mwhahaha! ERic talks dumby like so hes DUMB!
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2012/04/09 - 17:51 GMT
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DANGIT I DIDNT GET 444 ($$$) COMMENT!
 
CURSE YOU!!
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Only idiots, like yourself, care about comment numbers. Get a real life.
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2012/04/10 - 20:12 GMT << In Reply to
It is not only the numbers, but the meaning of the numbers!

444 = $$$

Just press shift on your computer.

Idiot.
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2012/04/10 - 22:21 GMT
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Test
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2012/04/11 - 0:11 GMT
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Use proper punctuation.
 
What do you need to test for? Are you testing to see if your brain works?
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2012/04/11 - 1:10 GMT
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No, it ws for YO DADA! OOOOOH! 
 
HAHAHBHAHBHABHAB
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Um, is it worth insulting the dregs of society?
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2012/04/11 - 7:25 GMT
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No, no it isn't.
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2012/04/11 - 13:34 GMT
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Yeah well your DUMB and STOOPIT!
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2012/04/11 - 21:11 GMT
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You're hurting the mirror's feelings.
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Gosh Yoshi, now I know what you say to yourself everyday. Thank you for letting me glimpse your pathetic little life.
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2012/04/12 - 3:50 GMT
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At least I have a life.
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Precisely. I'm invincible. It's not life it's ultra-life
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2012/04/12 - 4:02 GMT << In Reply to
Nah, the Grim Reaper just doesn't feel like bothering with your sad existence.
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2012/04/12 - 21:09 GMT
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I'm sure you'd go for Mass Reapers against a Zerg going banelings.
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2012/04/12 - 21:35 GMT
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Only you would assume Toy Story is reality.
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2012/04/12 - 21:37 GMT
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Only you would ask your math teacher if you can take your pants off.
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What is that sepposed to mean!?! Think logically
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2012/04/13 - 1:38 GMT
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Something you obviously have a hard time with.
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Yoshi, insulting yourself is a NEGATIVE trait that i frown upon
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2012/04/13 - 21:26 GMT
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If Yoshi and Panzer were in a negative trait contest, Panzer would lose, because he doesn't know what "thinking logically" means.
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2012/04/13 - 22:36 GMT
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u have no idea wat its time to give up means cuz ur stupid
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Im not sure if you are someone who just showed up, or if you are some idiot with a puppet account, but one thing is sure my low-life intelect:
 
Grammer Is Your Friend!!!! :D :D :D :D :D
 
For that valient effort at spelling, I award you a GOLD STAR :D
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2012/04/14 - 0:31 GMT
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YAY A GOLD STAR :D
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Isn't it pretty!!! :D

Unlike your face. Or mom.
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2012/04/14 - 1:48 GMT
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Panzer, you misspelled "Grammar", you hypocrite.
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BTW that was on puuurpose moron

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2012/04/14 - 2:20 GMT
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Sure it was morrrrrooonnnnnnnn...
You and Horus should be friends!
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Thanks, but I'd rather be cattle-prodded.

Conveniently, ours truly has the Intellegence of one...
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2012/04/14 - 2:24 GMT
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Hey Horus, Yo Mamma So Small, her size had to be measured in Plancks!
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Horus, yo mama sO dumb she had you as a kid!

(buuuurnnnn)
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2012/04/14 - 2:27 GMT
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...that was actually a really good one.
*high fives Panzer*
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2012/04/14 - 2:29 GMT
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ender should take lessons from panzer on insulting
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Correction:you should take lessons on life. From everyone.
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2012/04/14 - 2:32 GMT
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u should take lessons from ur dad about doing ur mom's hair
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2012/04/14 - 14:18 GMT
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You should take lessons on how to write correctly, or are you just a dumb high school student?
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Speaking of dumb students...

Hi Mad!!! OOOhhhhhh what's that? A C!??
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2012/04/14 - 23:04 GMT
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I would diss ALL of you right now, but you all make me to depressed to try.
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2012/04/15 - 0:03 GMT
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Haha! Well you just dissed us! Ha! Who's stupid NAO?!
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You, as usual.
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2012/04/15 - 14:33 GMT
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Speaking of idiots, where is IB?
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2012/04/15 - 16:41 GMT
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He's hiding from you.
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With good reason, might I add. When I first saw his face, I screamed in total terror.
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2012/04/16 - 10:48 GMT
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I was unfortunate enough to accidentally catch sight of PocketMAD's face when I first visited his MEB facebook group...
Seeing it is a pretty horrific experience - not recommended to children under twelve years of age.
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2012/04/16 - 13:28 GMT
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We all know you're lying, pancakes.
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Look, who ya gonna believe?
Mad
They are quite insignificant people, but still, which Lier to endorse....?
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2012/04/16 - 18:20 GMT << In Reply to
Would you like me to post the picture here on this thread? I could, but beware you might have a heart attack.
 
Don't believe me? Just take a look at PocketMAD's Mars Explorer Bio Facebook group and you'll see it. It's easy to know which of the members of that group is PocketMAD, Mad is the administrator. (I advise you not to look though.)
 
 
@ Panzer: I find it amusing a tiny little nothing like you would dare call PocketMAD or myself insignificant.
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2012/04/16 - 23:21 GMT
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You advise us not to look because if we do, your insult would have no meaning.
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2012/04/17 - 0:08 GMT
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Dude, your credibility is really low right now...
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Dude, your meaning in life aside from reciting pi is really low right now. (non existent)

I first looked at Yoshi's name, and one million horns blared. "NERD ALERT NERD ALERT!?!!!!!!"
It, is not a complement.

Is that Yoshi's head? or a walnut with a mouth?
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2012/04/17 - 20:34 GMT
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I'm pretty sure you're looking in a mirror, Panzer.
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Actualy, I'm quite sure, however, looking at you, it is quite understandable why you don't recognise a mirror. With your personal hygiene, I would hate to go in front of one.
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2012/04/18 - 3:28 GMT
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If I were you, I'd be arrested for disturbing the peace if I walked outside or opened a window.
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2012/04/19 - 5:05 GMT
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(insert Stryker's old, extremely inappropriate quote here.)
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2012/04/19 - 22:17 GMT
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Lazy..
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2012/04/19 - 23:07 GMT
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What a creative comment.~
[insert creativity here]
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You might have tried to insert it, but I assure you, there wasn't a trace of it in your post.
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2012/06/09 - 18:30 GMT << In Reply to
If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.
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2012/06/09 - 18:36 GMT << In Reply to
Then it would beat you at every beauty competition on the planet. :) What a proud dog owner you would be...
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CyberMan, please. Haven't we all told you that insulting yourself is a negative trait in your personality?
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2012/06/09 - 18:39 GMT << In Reply to
Actually, autoderision is an excellent trate, it shows a good sense of humour. This is a Humour website, PanzerAce, remember? Oh wait, you don't...
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Only you would say mocking yourself is a good thing cakes...I can't say I'm surprised..
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2012/06/09 - 19:24 GMT << In Reply to
If you had ever taken a speech course, you would know that self-deprecating humor is common, respected, a sign of security in oneself, and a sign of confidence. But it's okay, Panzer, some people like you think . . . differently.
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Face it cyber, you are an emotional wreck without any self confidence. Get off your computer and try to catch up with your life, it ran away years ago.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/09 - 22:24 GMT << In Reply to
You sound insecure. Are you venting your own anger and defeat through far-fetched comments like that?
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Is that really a deflection from YOUR OWN issues? Cyber, you must FACE the issues in your life, not try to push them aside!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/09 - 23:03 GMT << In Reply to
You always recourse to the same comebacks, and it's getting boring. You should just take your five dolla' butt out of this thread before I make some change.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/09 - 23:45 GMT << In Reply to
Speaking of recoursing...
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Array Five bucks for Horus, Mad, Ratchet or ALL 3
speaking of cloning....
 
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2012/06/10 - 1:22 GMT
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jeez! is that all you guys can come up with? A three word sentence, i mean, i thought you were better than that! I mean COME ON! THIS ISN'T THE THREE WORD STORY PEOPLE!
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Sse....I..I'm sorry but are you 8? Picking a fight about how many words my insult is is stupid and pathetic to the highest degree. It takes skill to insult, obviously something you lack totally. (At Everything (not to mention playing mars)) Go back into your crib and wait until you come up with something useful to say on this thread!
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2012/06/10 - 2:11 GMT
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heeeeey semmodar semmodar or whatever your stupid little long username is i don't see how someon can come up with that unless your soo ugly, u know in my storys a semmodar or whatever your stupid username is is a little tiny buglike animal who looks more like a detached part of space and know nothing but to type something real stupid like semmodar or what the heck your stupid username is? tsk tsk tsk you really should read more to get your braincells going going going no? and if u dont have brain cells go get some from me one brain cell is 23187652849710 dollars not that you'd even have a smaal tiny penny that costs nothing
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God. That was long winded, but had NO INSULT VALUE WHATSOEVER! This thread is a DISHRACE of people who CANNOT INSULT! Did you learn insulting in preschool? Because you are at a PRESCHOOL LEVEL NOW! Go cry in bed, zangy poo!
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2012/06/10 - 2:24 GMT << In Reply to
hmmmmm  really panzy kanzy lanzy bug? well my insult had way more effect then yous yous was like "oh my name is so awesome and yous wasn't oh oh and my insult has  like no insultness but a comment commenting how bad the other guy's insult is" WELL GUESS WHAT LITTLE RAPER how bout u shoot a insult at me first then start commention on insults in a non insult war huh??
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2012/06/10 - 2:54 GMT << In Reply to
Geez, you sound like a fifth grader . . . Oh wait.
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2012/06/10 - 2:57 GMT << In Reply to
yep i am oh and cyberman i know this is off topic but can u give me the v.6.1 download dashboard widget thing? thanks
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2012/06/10 - 3:03 GMT
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Im sorry zangster, but is this really the place? I mean, why can't you just PM him? Seriously, I thought most people who used mars AT LEAST knew that, what is wrong with you! Did you forget to take your brain supplement this morning?
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2012/06/10 - 11:28 GMT
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wait ssem sorry you already take brain implement? what are you 193years old with only widsom teeth and doing nothin but eating porridge and drinking stuff? oh ya and taking brain implements
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2012/06/10 - 12:34 GMT
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No I'm not! I was talking about you... and I didn't say 'impliments', jeeze you are such a fail! But if you thought that I was needing either, well that just proves my point! I mean, really? Like I would ever need something like that! You must be so delirious! Did you take your computer to the Sahara or something? Should I fetch you some water? OR A BRAIN THAT ACTUALLY WORKS?
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2012/06/10 - 14:48 GMT
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Ooh I am in the mood for a sandwhich. 
 
 
lolololol
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Mad..are you a cloner? Cause ya REALLLLLY act like one. Go get a life.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/10 - 16:32 GMT << In Reply to
you know what panzer? you are the one who needs a life. stop dogfighting and dancing  like a idiot and go get some brains
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Unfortunately, they are a tough commodity to find for people like you, eh zangy poo?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/10 - 18:07 GMT << In Reply to
is that the vest insult u got? it sounds more like a line from a lecture in a college
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Is that the "vest" spelling you got? Looks like preschool to me. You sir, failed preschool. I'll add that to my great list of what sang fails at:

Everything
Preschool
Mars Explorer
Spelling
Understanding English

(and so on)
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/10 - 18:26 GMT << In Reply to
sang eh? that mean your not talking to me are you? hmmm let me see let's seee what panzer fails at:
 
insults
preschool
every single grade
getting a girl-friend when he's old enough
spelling
understanding every single launguage 
every thing 
anything
how to dance
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2012/06/10 - 19:36 GMT << In Reply to
What do 4 and 9 have to do with anything? With regards to claims that someone fails at everything and sucks at life, that's just plain desparate. It's never a good idea to do that, unless it's true, like in your case.
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2012/06/10 - 20:37 GMT
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This thread turned to crap with zangstawill and PanzerAce's "insults," but Yoshi just reinvigorated it with his glorious comment.
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2012/06/10 - 20:50 GMT
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Excuse me? Glorius? Did you actually just say that? Cyber, you have a poor appreciation of ACTUAL QUALITY. You must be very naive, to be impressed by something like that...
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Well, sse, is the was anything thst was ever un-impressive, is your vain and pityful attempts to insult Cybermad.
 
(no typo)
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/11 - 0:44 GMT
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WHAAAA?  i don't see how u can do anything like it..
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What? Be smarter than you? It ain't hard, buttercup.
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2012/06/11 - 11:15 GMT
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Panzer! For once I agree with you! It isn't at all difficult to be smarter than EITHER of you! :)
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2012/06/11 - 15:42 GMT
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Your insulting prowess has too much emotion.
Go ask your dad for help on making others scream.
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2012/06/11 - 19:29 GMT
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Really? Do you think I am as creepy and strange as you? Last time we talked, I'm pretty sure you mentioned that you and your dad did some strange stuff... (inside joke people) And too much emotion? If you recall, you have absolutely NO emotion! Whatsoever! It is time to let go of your toys and go out into the REAL world. THAT will teach you something about emotion.
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2012/06/11 - 19:54 GMT
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App! Come back! These kids are defacing this once-proud post....
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2012/06/11 - 20:11 GMT
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This post is too stupid to be defaced.

I have no life...
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2012/06/11 - 20:31 GMT
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wait what's that i seee... *squints* wait is that... tigerstorm's face???? whooooa it looks like some... demented...animal?
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2012/06/11 - 20:43 GMT << In Reply to
Are you kidding me, zangsta? It's quite obvious he's a tiger.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/11 - 20:43 GMT << In Reply to
Would you like to hear a personal insult? Type your username into the box below you idiot!
 
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/11 - 21:05 GMT << In Reply to
you stupid little thingy sucks it says the same thing for all the names
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2012/06/11 - 21:45 GMT
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No it doesn't... Clearly you don't know a thing about programming, my script randomly selects an insult from a pre-determined array of insults, and combines it with the name you entered into the text box.
How can you even say it doesn't work when it is visible to everyone that it DOES? My advice: Get off this insult thread and go take an IQ test.
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2012/06/11 - 21:57 GMT << In Reply to
eh? well i tried William and it said first time William is a prick second time William is a retard third time William is a idiot
it was the same with THEpancakes
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2012/06/11 - 22:05 GMT
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Then I'm afraid that is a massive coincidence, dear William.
My code is flawless; your brain, however, is the exact opposite of flawless...
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2012/06/11 - 22:09 GMT << In Reply to
you know pancakes? this was actually turning into a pretty good full-fledged insult war without you erm silly insults that make almost no sense.
 
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT?? MAN-UP YOU CRYBABY ALL YOU KNOW IS TO BRAG 'BOUT YOU STUPID LITTLE CONTRAPTION THAT NOONE EXCEPT PPL WHO VISIT THIS POST KNOW ABOUT
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2012/06/11 - 22:18 GMT
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I find it hilarious that as a last resort, you are turning to insulting my programming skills instead of insulting my person, and "intelligently" putting words in my mouth.
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2012/06/11 - 22:24 GMT << In Reply to
huh???? to be honest pancakes all you've done on this post since you've arrived on this post is talk bout your silly contraption and insult anyone who says something about that contrpation of yous
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2012/06/11 - 22:30 GMT << In Reply to
I arrived a long time before you William, and it was much nicer when you weren't there... :)
Please, do us all a favour and shut your pie hole! It was amusing at the beginning, but now the practical joke who goes by the name of "zangstawill" is getting on everyone's nerves...
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2012/06/11 - 23:30 GMT
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you're not actually serious about that are you? cause you only met me once in-game now getting to the insults
how bout you shut you yap and publish that silly gun turret world already huh? or are you to scared to have everyone say aww it sucks and make it totally perfect? well i'm so sowwy that you contwaptions and worlds getsooo much comment that are like insults? i am sooo sowwy
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2012/06/12 - 0:10 GMT
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All so cute. He's trying to insult someone.
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2012/06/12 - 0:55 GMT
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Zangstawill,
 
Your comments are beyond fatuous and asinine. Your "insults" are some of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point, during your incoherent rambling, were you even close to saying anything that could ever be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this thread is now dumber for having read your comments.
 
You are oblivious to societal interaction, you torpid, obtuse, man; your life will continue to dissipate as long as you remain in control of your infinitesimal mentality.
 
I refuse to continue having a battle of wits with an unarmed man, not because I am scared, but rather you are not worth my patience or time. May God have mercy on your soul.
 
 
Eric
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2012/06/12 - 12:10 GMT << In Reply to
*GASPS* there dumber? OMG i didn't know they had braincells and how could they get dumber? i didn't even know they knew what 1+1 is and i don't know how the dumbo killerdude get dumber
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2012/06/12 - 13:12 GMT
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Zangsta, learn how to formulate sentences in an intelligent fashion.
Oh wait, you won't get the sentence above.
Here's some help. http://www.youreanidiot.net/
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ENDER ! Stop making autobiographies of yourself on websites! It's cluttering your overwhelmed mind and defacing the Internet!
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2012/06/12 - 20:37 GMT
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yaaaaawn.. HOLY CRAP WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
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2012/06/12 - 22:29 GMT
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As you can see, zangsta is an idiot. He even spelt "awsomeness" wrong. 
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/12 - 23:50 GMT << In Reply to
nah, i spelled it that way on purpose. And i know how to spell it the right way i don't feel like doing it 
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Translation: oh that's ok, I'm not just stupid, I'm also lazy
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2012/06/13 - 1:57 GMT
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No no no, panzer. Google translate doesn't work on kindergarten grammar and idiocy.  
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2012/06/13 - 2:05 GMT
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*sighs* i have a few things to say about you.
1: first of all your insults make absouloutely no sense
2: why are you guys insulting me? am I like sooo popular and awesome that everyone wants to talk or have some communacation to me even if it's insulting me? tsk tsk tsk you should just PM me
3: tch tch tch you insults are so babyish and immautre and all that
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2012/06/13 - 2:33 GMT
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*slaps table*
 
 
Yep! Are insults made apsolutly no sence! Im sorry for bothering you, oh all-seeing popular one! Are insults were much more babyish and immature than your beautiful insults, oh great one! Thank you for spreading your wisdom!
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2012/06/13 - 3:02 GMT << In Reply to
thank you very much dumbo mad thank you everyone
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Thank everyone before thanking yourself please?

Ya gonna take me up on those English lessons? Ya keep getting worse at it.
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2012/06/13 - 13:19 GMT
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Idiots can't learn.
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We can hope, can't we mad?
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2012/06/13 - 16:57 GMT << In Reply to
WE can, but not for you.
 
Hilarious isn't it, how PanzerAce's new name "Dogfighting Is Like A Dance" was not even thought up by himself. He had to steal it from Tigerstorm's elegant ATI profile Bio, thus destroying everything that was beautiful in what Tiger had written, by wearing it HIS name...
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2012/06/13 - 19:03 GMT
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Zangsta, I hope you step on all the Legos in the world barefoot.
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2012/06/13 - 20:23 GMT
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-_- what insult perciousness does that have to do with insults?
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@ pancakes... what?  iz MAH IDEA!!!!

 
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2012/06/14 - 7:30 GMT
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Zangsta, you are a waste of carbon.
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2012/06/14 - 13:29 GMT
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So is panzer.
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Is that all you can add? Freeloading on someone else's insult? What a failure Mad. You suck at this.
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2012/06/14 - 17:28 GMT << In Reply to
I actually agree with PocketMAD: PanzerAce is roughly at the same level as Zangstawill in both grammar, and common sense (maybe very slightly higher, but negligeably).
 
PanzerAce, I will repeat the same insult I gave you before, because I'm not sure everyone saw it, but I really want everyone to know that you openly plagiarised Tigerstorm's ATI profile in your real name.
 
Hilarious isn't it, how PanzerAce's new name "Dogfighting Is Like A Dance" was not even thought up by himself. He had to steal it from Tigerstorm's elegant ATI profile Bio, thus destroying everything that was beautiful in what Tiger had written, by wearing it HIS name...
 
Prove to us you are not a waste of carbon, and make up your own real name (please).
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I have NEVER Looked at that! It was a quote from a WW2 book that I own!!

I can change my name to:

"Pancakes is like an unintelligent donkey" If you want...,
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/15 - 18:50 GMT << In Reply to
Your obsession with World War 2 just makes you look even more pathetic and pityful. If you really knew anything about WW2 other than all those tanks and planes you adore, you would stop rambling on about all the "awesomeness" that went on in those days.
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Obsession with WW2? Do you live in a cave?

Oh right, yes...brits and their homelessness issue
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2012/06/16 - 7:02 GMT
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Is insulting someone else's country the best you can do Panzer? I mean, it isn't his fault he lives in such a dump...
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Speaking of dumps, I toured your consciousness in my sleep last night. XD what a messy fail of a brain. I'm surprised you have the mental capacity to type, aperover

BTW, who would WANT to have the nickname of Ape? Oh right...see above for the brain issue.
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2012/06/16 - 15:13 GMT
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Um Panzer? Wow... I never knew you were such a perv... that is pretty awkward... In your sleep? You toured my brain? That is messed up. Someone that messed up would never get a girl friend... I mean, thats just disgusting...
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I prefer CREEEEPY. =3









=} heh heh heh.... =}
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2012/06/16 - 18:44 GMT
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Better not go out into the sunlight, Panzer or you might start sparkling.
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Yes, not that I am a vampire or anything. It is just the aura of a blooming consciousness that morels must revel at.

BOW EARTHLINGS!!!!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/17 - 13:25 GMT << In Reply to
Shush Panzer. Humans are talking.
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2012/06/17 - 13:30 GMT
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Oh, are you buggers? How despicable! I should have Ender come and beat you up!
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Only 'cause ya couldn't do it yourself, sucker!
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2012/06/17 - 16:57 GMT
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Hey Ssen, you know what "bugger" means?
Didn't think so.
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2012/06/17 - 16:58 GMT
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Oh, I could, but im just too good for that! I have better things to attend to..
 
EDIT: (ender commented before I pressed send)
Yes I know what bugger means! And there are multiple defentitions! I was using the 'Ender's Game' reference! :P
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Array Comment if Sse is stupid!
Wow, I didn't know you were stupid enough to take advice from....Ender.

Ewww
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2012/06/17 - 18:05 GMT
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"Ewww?"
 
Did you just look in a mirror? You know that isn't smart.
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Actualy, I guessed that you were going to comment next. Shame, I shoulda used caps.
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2012/06/18 - 23:56 GMT
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Using caps is for noobs. People with real internet skills can convey anger without the use of such things.
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Actualy, thanks for the compliment, as I DID NOT use caps. :)
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2012/06/19 - 0:31 GMT
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I am glad you feel flattered :) although it was surely unintentional
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Oh, well, then you are just stupid, complimenting me on the insult wars post.
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2012/06/19 - 13:20 GMT
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I wasn't =_= couldn't you understand that from my apperent confusion?
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Apperently then you have no brain neurons....ahhhh!!! That explains a LOT....
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2012/06/19 - 14:16 GMT
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Only you would need an explanation for such a well-documented law of nature, Panzer.
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2012/06/19 - 14:56 GMT
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I believe an explanation would be too complex for him.
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2012/06/19 - 15:06 GMT
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pffft do you have any right to say that mad?
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Don't confuse the poor old lady.
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2012/06/20 - 13:58 GMT
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Ssen is always confused. Nothing to get a panic attack about.
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You wouldn't mind more old ladies around here I guess. More company for Ender is suppose. ;)
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2012/06/20 - 14:10 GMT
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This place is so full of old ladies like you, Panzer, I didn't think it would hurt to introduce another one.
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Ender, if you have confusion with other's gender, don't take it out on me. :( you are a HORRIBLY RUDE PERSON!
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2012/06/20 - 15:24 GMT
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Oh... wow... I kind of agree with you Panzer... Ender IS horribly rude... but I don't blame her for mistaking you for a girl...
 
And for all of you people calling me old, I am so happy! I have always wanted to be a big girl! :D
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ThePancakes is an:
Insolent idiotic moron who presumes to dictate to everyone who lives within the far reaches of his tyranny. His lack of logic, brains and sence are renown and his failure to see other's points of view is astounding. The sheer arrogence to which I receive in are conversations drools down his written words. In conclusion, why is this cocky moron a mod?
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2012/06/21 - 16:53 GMT
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Arrogent. Wow...look who's talking.
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2012/06/21 - 17:54 GMT
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Obviously you can't look who's talking, because in order to look, you need eyes to connect to a brain; of which you lack.
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2012/06/21 - 20:35 GMT
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Insulting intelligence is no way to go if you happen to have a face like that, Yoshi.
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2012/06/21 - 21:27 GMT
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Umm... Ender? I happen to have seen your face in real life... and it is nothing to boast about.
 
Your previous comment made some sense, but don't go insulting people in a subject where you really have no competence either. :/
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Speaking of competence, why didnt survival of the fittest eliminate you, sse?
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2012/06/21 - 22:45 GMT
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Because people like YOU were so incompetant. Really, did you even read my last comment Panzer?
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2012/06/21 - 23:36 GMT
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Only proves how much stupider you are.
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Array wait, who was that aimed at??? i will assume it was me.
2012/06/21 - 23:49 GMT
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Only as stupid as an above average person ^_^
 
geniuses like you are totaaaly freaky!
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Array Re: wait, who was that aimed at??? i will assume it was me.
Anyone with a brain is a genius compared to you, sse;
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/22 - 1:53 GMT
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Anyone with a bigger brain than yours (99% of the population) knows where the period is on a keyboard and doesn't mistake it for a semicolon.
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(.)

GRAMMAH NAZEH' ON DEH LOOOSSE!!!
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2012/06/22 - 3:57 GMT
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Is that your face, Panzer?
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Actualy, it is your corrupted soul
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/22 - 14:26 GMT
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There is no such thing, only you're too optimistic to realize that.
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2012/06/23 - 6:23 GMT
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2012/06/23 - 16:20 GMT
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How unoriginal, there is no way that you made that picture. How can you attempt to insult someone if you dont even have enough creativity to use your own art?
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2012/06/23 - 18:12 GMT << In Reply to
WHAT? I GOT THIS PICTURE FROM GOOGLE IMAGES!!!! IT ISN'T MINE!!!!!!
 
 
oh yeah its insult wars i forgot :3
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Are you illiterate! Check the post name!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/24 - 1:59 GMT << In Reply to
Lol I put THEpancakes in the name box.
 
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2012/06/24 - 2:06 GMT
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Wow, Lamp, I'm impressed, I didn't know you could use a keyboard!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/24 - 5:18 GMT << In Reply to
DOPE! I keep getting insulting replies and i always take it seriously. XD but then, you know, IT'S THE INSULT WARS XD.
 
Anyway, 
You know that you are part of "people", so when you say "People are Stupid", you also mean "Ender is Stupid".
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/24 - 15:10 GMT
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You have absolutely no idea that the origin of that inside joke is you fool! You are uneducated, I give you that, but don't think you can tell US what it means! >:( im dissapointed in you!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/24 - 16:42 GMT
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You obviously don't realize that my name is a universal truth and not an in-joke, Ssen. But no, I'm a robot, so I don't count.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Aha! But artificial intellegance has not been developed yet so...you are an idiot. 
 
>:)
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/24 - 20:31 GMT << In Reply to
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
lamp! I found your picture!
 
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/25 - 20:02 GMT << In Reply to
I
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/25 - 20:04 GMT
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Somebody is having gender identity problems, huh Lamp?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Actualy, anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together could figure out that I'm a guy, so it's understandable how you, do not understand.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz
2012/06/25 - 20:18 GMT
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Comment removed, netdisaster removed.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/25 - 20:20 GMT << In Reply to
That woman is stupid. The largest is The Moon.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/25 - 20:28 GMT
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Perhaps it was a representation of what you were, Lamp? Perhaps? Good job, you're smarter than you were before (which will be happening for the rest of your life, you're too dumb to not be smarter for every second your puny brain keeps your heart pumping and your lungs working).
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/25 - 20:56 GMT
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Lamp not good at insulting. Ender one of the best.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/25 - 21:44 GMT
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That experiment isn't original, Lamp. Rack your puny brain to get something original out of there, other than "mommy wuvs Andwew".
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/25 - 23:10 GMT << In Reply to
Did you read the post?
 
Also, no insulting someone's mom or "Yo Momma" jokes.
 
 
 
 
 
BTW: What "experiment"?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/25 - 23:13 GMT
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This post sucks. I will not do any insults anymore.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Umm,, use "I" when talking about your pathetic self
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
What pathetic grammar lamp!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/26 - 2:30 GMT
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Panzer thinks he's so amazing he can comment twice, and Lamp is too stupid to realize that I was insulting HIM, and it wasn't an insult to his mom at ALL.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/26 - 14:46 GMT
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WTF? Who put that song there?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/26 - 15:19 GMT
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Lamp did.
 
He's too scared of coming back to this post though, so we'll just have to deal with it.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Oh Ender, don't worry. It dosent bug us because, it was aimed at you.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/26 - 20:52 GMT
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/27 - 3:38 GMT << In Reply to
"DA RULES: No insult given on this post will be made in harmful intent. In other words, this is all in fun! Those who are easily offended, STAY AWAY!"
 
Hence, you should leave this thread, Lamp.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Agreeeeeeeeeed.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/27 - 21:50 GMT << In Reply to
I DID!!!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/06/28 - 5:16 GMT
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Quite obviously, you haven't.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/07/15 - 1:04 GMT << In Reply to
I was gonna insult you Ender but your face does enough of that.
 
And yeah Lamp this place for people who can take an insult without taking it serious. Its not bad
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
You would know all about bad, wouldn't you Stryker? You are "bad" at pretty much everything.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/07/15 - 19:22 GMT << In Reply to
Bad gets girls, and you have no bad so you have no girls. Thats not all you dont have.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Like what? I don't have no brain?

Why, THANK YOU! :D
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/07/31 - 21:20 GMT
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For once Panzer you have an equally stupid person right above this comment. Lucky you, you guys can be stupid together!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/02 - 16:16 GMT
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No no no. If panzer was a genus then lamp would be so idiotic that buttoning his shirt would be like constructing the LHC.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/05 - 1:40 GMT
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IM TRYING TO REMOVE EVERYTHING


No iframe here either

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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/05 - 19:34 GMT << In Reply to
All idiots can follow you! You even have an anthem!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/06 - 6:40 GMT << In Reply to
No iFframe in this comment.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/06 - 6:48 GMT
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/06 - 12:35 GMT
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Hello everyone,
 
I would like to publicly remind Lamp that flooding a post with NetDisasters and redirection scripts, effectively rendering it useless, is not very recommendable, especially when the post is not your own.
 
Due to the fact that deleting comments on a post doesn't actually delete the script that is in them, I have ordered Lamp to remove his destructive scripts from his comments himself.
 
I've also removed a few other comments by Lamp here that did not contain scripts, but contained content who's only purpose was to cause lag and to annoy.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/06 - 19:41 GMT << In Reply to
K it's all gone I think.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/06 - 20:15 GMT
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I FIXED THE PXING!!!!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/06 - 20:16 GMT << In Reply to
And now you still need to remove your iFrame that blares out music and flashing images. It's located in the comment just above my last one.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/06 - 20:32 GMT
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Ok pancakes, done yet?

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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/06 - 20:36 GMT << In Reply to
All destructive comments edited out. Thank you for your cooperation!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/10 - 0:07 GMT
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You belong here Lamp, just be yourself and we wont have to insult you one bit! 
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/10 - 0:11 GMT << In Reply to
No I don't, I am easily offended.

"Those who are easily offended, STAY AWAY!"
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/10 - 0:18 GMT << In Reply to
Yeah so shoo. Scram.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Oh stryker, do please, as I have said before, stop talking to yourself. :)
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/10 - 2:05 GMT << In Reply to
Well I have to talk to someone intelligent, closest intelligent person here is me so I speak to myself.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Gold star for hypocritical grammar fail! :D
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/10 - 5:10 GMT << In Reply to
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/10 - 5:13 GMT
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/10 - 5:24 GMT
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Nope, you can has fail though. :)
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/10 - 21:06 GMT << In Reply to
U can has ilk.

"Got ILK?"

P.S.
I made dat picture.
1. Look for "I can has cheezburger?" on the Internet.
2. Drag and drop it to the desktop.
3. Open it up in GraphicConverter.
4. Draw a rectangle over "cheezburger?".
5. Write "insult?" on the rectangle.
6. Save it, and reduce quality because it is not original, and also to make it look more integrated.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
(insert PocketMad's old extremely innapropriate shakesphearian insult here)
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/11 - 2:05 GMT << In Reply to
Wow, you cant even insert an insult!!! so you just leave it blank! ☺
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Everything escapes this kid...
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/13 - 3:51 GMT << In Reply to
Ugh, Panzer, when did you last take a shower? Get out of my sight you dirty, stinking, pathetic excuse for a human! GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT!
 
You know dat is kinda funny.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/13 - 18:07 GMT
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Know what else is funny? The fact that you, somehow, think.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/13 - 18:44 GMT << In Reply to
Of course I think, I'm not a robot. You too stupid to know that!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/13 - 20:53 GMT
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Must I really correct your grammar? You're practically insulting yourself with those comments.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/13 - 23:35 GMT << In Reply to
No you are stupid, you Glass of Water!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/15 - 3:39 GMT
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You are the dumbest person I know, lamp. Your brain is smaller than a walnut. In fact, you're so idiotic that if you were put to the test to see if you are capable of knowing the difference between "your" and "you're" against a jellyfish; I won't be surprised if the jellyfish–an animal without a brain of any kind–would win.
 
 
QED you dumba** moron.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/15 - 3:45 GMT << In Reply to
You are an idiot cuz you insulted me.
 
:D
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Any 11 year old with a brain could do better than that. Which is why you don't qualify....
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/15 - 5:05 GMT << In Reply to
Because i'm not a bully. ha ha.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Is it mentally possible for you to make sense?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/15 - 5:15 GMT << In Reply to
Yes. Haha loser
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/15 - 5:16 GMT << In Reply to
PanzerAce, you are about as significant as a burger being eaten by an obese man in the land of the idiots (America). Every second, ten thousand burgers are swallowed by obese men in America, destined to die to heart attacks or diabetes. think about it, you represent just one of those ten thousand burgers, in just one second. Pretty lame huh?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/15 - 14:09 GMT
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OHMIGAWD, panzer. He called you an obese man. You must feel really insulted.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/15 - 17:39 GMT
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Now now, being mean to mentally retarded people isn't nice, Mad...
Wait, I'm telling someone to be nice? Nahhhh...
 
(Lamp, the "mentally retarded person" is you, by the way.)
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/15 - 19:53 GMT << In Reply to
No, i just learned to not take these insults seriously and to be happy.

Although, I don't find any fun in these wars.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Because you SUCK AND HATE smart people. You see, we all are, except you.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/15 - 23:59 GMT << In Reply to
Bla bla bla Panzer you are so stupid you dont know that it is me.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/16 - 0:48 GMT
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Psst! Panzer! Lamp is mentally retarded. He doesn't understand that he is being insulted!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/16 - 1:11 GMT << In Reply to
I know i being insulted, but i know how to not know it.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/16 - 2:48 GMT
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Lamp just get off this thread. Serious, its for people who can take an insult and give it, not born one.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/16 - 3:32 GMT << In Reply to
Oh you so stupid to kick me out here!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/16 - 4:30 GMT
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Can you be more proof?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/16 - 5:48 GMT << In Reply to
yeah ha
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/16 - 23:22 GMT
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What an insightful comment, Lamp.~ You should be a philosopher.~
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/16 - 23:49 GMT << In Reply to
No, i'd rather be a lightbulb installer guy :D
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/17 - 0:09 GMT
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Lamp, this is an Insult War, you dontt go like it doesnt hurt you, your suppose to insult them back and not laugh. This place is for your own laughter and dont post "lol naw" or "imma light ball installer guy" that isnt an insult. Lamp dont post on this thread your to young and not mature enough to handle it yet.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/18 - 17:39 GMT
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...Order in the post!...
 
It has come to the attention of me that a portion of those bickerings that take place on my planet hath been caused by bickerings of an inferior and inanimate home paraphernalium. I find that this sacred site hath been desecrated by said thing; therefore order it to be banished, for said banished paraphernalium hath been found guilty of the high crime: stupidity.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
How DO I respond to that poetry?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/19 - 0:50 GMT
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Yoshi and panzer. So stupid that they don't even know what "paraphernalium" means. 
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/19 - 16:45 GMT
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You idiot. Yoshi used "paraphernalium" correctly.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/08/28 - 16:59 GMT
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Lamp was IP banned from mars for being socially retarded and for being a complete idiot. He came back because his IP changed. But this moron thought that everything was okay and that Kruncher allowed him to come back. However, lamp is to impared to see that kruncher, and the rest of mars, literally hates him.
 
 
Everyone hates you lamp. Everyone. If you can find one person that actually does NOT want to rip out your entrails and feed it to orphans, then that person must be more imbecilic than you. Which, in my opinion, is impossible because a person without a brain cannot be smarter than someone else. 
 

Wait. Why am I tell you to the truth, lamp? You're an idiot. You probably just decided to skip the first two paragraphs and read the last sentence in my comment. So I'll give you a synopsis of my comment:
 
You 
Are
A
Moron.
 
Did you understand that? I would be surprised if you did.
Now I assume that you will reply to this comment (in the event that you comment before anyone else) with some dumbs insult. OR you might reply explaining how your ban was lifted. Either way, your reply is stupid because you don't know how to reply to my insult. You can't reply to it because you know its true. Or you just can't understand my level of grammar. (or anything above the preschooler level)
 
 
I really hope you read my entire comment instead of just the synopsis, lamp. 
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/09/27 - 5:11 GMT
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Wow, it's been a whole month since this has been posted on. 
 
And boy, do those last few comments look PERSONAL.
 
(Looks like someone forgot about DA RULES: No insult given on this post will be made in harmful intent. In other words, this is all in fun! Those who are easily offended, STAY AWAY!)
 
You guys... *Tsk tsk*
 
(Subtle insult from Oaky)
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/09/27 - 19:04 GMT << In Reply to
Oh the ol' tank is just trying to promote some posts.

Also my IP changed after I was unbanned.
I made a new account and contacted kruncher to be unbanned.
And so I was.
Trying to avoid the bad stuff.

Also you aren't allowed to say "moron" on the radio.

Radio?

:O you were on the radio!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/09/27 - 22:12 GMT
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Dear Lamp:
Please make sense.
Most Sincerely, PlexPedia
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/09/27 - 23:20 GMT << In Reply to
A Panzer is a tank.
 
Also PlexPeida doesn't talk. You wrote that.
 
I ban you for identifying yourself as PlexPedia.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/09/28 - 19:39 GMT << In Reply to
Lamp, are you always this stupid?
 
First of all, I know that a panzer is a tank.
 
Second, I was not referring to PlexPedia as a website, I was referring to PlexPedia as a community, like some people call the Catholic Church a group of people, for example "The Catholic Church believes that homosexual marriage is wrong." Of course, churches can't believe something! They're buildings! It is a figure of speech, and as retarded as I am with idioms, at least I understand that one.
 
Third, you don't ban people on the Insult Wars. You ban people on Ban-Inate. Shall I make some YouTube videos teaching you how to read? Oh yes, you wouldn't be able to find them.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Lamp. We would all like it better if you moved yourself back to your old IP. You have RUINED AND SPAMMED enough! Leave!
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/09/29 - 17:52 GMT << In Reply to
I can't move back to my old IP.
Even if I could, I still can access Plexpedia.

I don't see how insult wars is even fun.

-__-
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/10/02 - 19:18 GMT
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Well then, don't play it.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/10/02 - 19:45 GMT
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Well yeah, but maybe he's looking for a simpler solution.
 
...I got nothin'.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/10/03 - 2:37 GMT
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Look, all I know is that people should stay away if they're easily offended. Unless they're not actually easily offended and are just faking having their feelings hurt for attention, along with spamming an entire forum 24/7. *AHEM.*
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/10/28 - 16:36 GMT
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That hurt my feelings, Oaky.
 
I have feelings?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/10/29 - 2:12 GMT
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Shame, Yoshi. You have feelings? You oughtn't. You know how it messes with peoples' heads.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
You would know all about your head being messed up by other people, wouldn't you Ender?...
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2012/11/03 - 15:16 GMT << In Reply to
Yes, I would, quite glad you noticed, my dear sir. Took you long enough.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2013/01/10 - 22:11 GMT
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You tell me about noticing?
 
Yeah, well YOU'RE a RETARD Ender. You couldn't come up with anything better than "ur a returd", you're that dumb.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Need a lobotemy? Argueing with oneself is weird and crazy. 
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2013/05/02 - 17:59 GMT << In Reply to
Aye. Of course, it would have to be PA that brought this post back, wouldn't it?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2013/05/03 - 4:19 GMT
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And you to add to it. 
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2013/05/03 - 9:21 GMT << In Reply to
Ah, lavalamp. Always the imaginative one, weren't you?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2013/05/03 - 18:27 GMT
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Only an idiot would use that tense instead of the Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2013/05/03 - 18:34 GMT << In Reply to
Because you are so obviously the grammatically superior person here. So, if we are all so stupid... what was wrong with the tense I used? It is perfectly correct.
 
I say, before accusing others, check yourself. Because compared to you, I'm einstein.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2013/05/03 - 22:32 GMT
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Einstein*
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Oh please lava, just go sit on a a simple machine of the inclined plane type consisting of a spirally grooved solid cylinder and a correspondingly grooved hollow cylinder into which it fits. We know you will enjoy it :)
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2013/05/14 - 0:10 GMT
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We all heard you going "wheeeeeee!", Panzer.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Ender, 
 
Two female friends discussing a husband swapping scenario decide to go away for the weekend with their husbands.They check into a log cabin and after a nice meal the 2 couples pair off and head to the brdrooms.After an intense night of wild sex the two friends meet in the kitchen the next morning."that was awesome" says the first gal "we must do that again".
"yeah" says the second..."I wonder how the guys got on!"
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2013/05/14 - 0:56 GMT
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Uh, you're insulting yourself there Panzer. Just goes to show that lesbian sex is FAR superior to straight sex. It's something I've been trying to tell my friends for a long time.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Showing your friends too ender?
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2013/05/14 - 0:59 GMT
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Ummm yeah.
 
SPREAD THE MAGIC! Only fools like yourself and Joffrey would deny the truth.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Im Gay too *jumps for joy SOO HAPPY*
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2013/05/14 - 1:53 GMT
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I am not gay.
 
 
I'm meh.
 
 
Happiness is a sign that you don't see the world accurately.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Depression is a sign of mental illness *hands you anti-depression pills*
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2013/05/14 - 18:49 GMT
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Insanity comes in the form of thinking that a magical pill will solve everyone's problems.
>> Reply
Array Want Ice for this burn?
 
It has for those like you ender.....
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2013/05/15 - 23:10 GMT
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Here's the pill your mom forgot:
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Well at least I KNOW WHO MY DAD IS....
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2013/05/15 - 23:23 GMT << In Reply to
I wouldn't say he is the brightest man out there, nor the kindest, nor good in any way, shape, or form. You know what they say, "the apple doesn't fall far from the tree".
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet
And so were you

The roses are wilted,
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2013/05/16 - 23:05 GMT
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I guess this is why Panzer doesn't have a girlfriend... or a boyfriend, for that matter.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
At least im looking for one? Not hypocritical at all ssem ;)
 
Ssem, I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2013/05/20 - 23:55 GMT
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The fact that you're looking and have never found one says something...
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
Yes it does, it proves I am a positive and friendly person.
 
You on the other hand...
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2013/05/22 - 2:50 GMT << In Reply to
The only thing more uglier than two girls whining is the thing in the mirror that seems to appear when you guys come in.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
you know stryker, its a fun house mirror. You on the other hand, are that wide 'n' fat without one
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2013/05/23 - 18:27 GMT
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Probably because your eyes are too disfigured to see anything properly.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
You would know something about disfigured, wouldn't you ender :)
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2013/05/24 - 23:26 GMT
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Yes she would, as would anyone who survived the sight of your face.
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
The sheer awe killed them, i know, i know
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Array Re: The Insult Warz!
2013/05/26 - 4:29 GMT
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The sheer awe of how such a mother could stand to look upon it for such a while?
 
Oh wait, that can't be it, your mother wasn't there.
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2016/12/09 - 19:40 GMT
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lmao
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2018/10/15 - 9:42 GMT
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That all you have to say for yourself, Lampy-Lamp?

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