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FATMOUSE IS COMMING
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FATMOUSE HAS SPOKEN. FATMOUSE MUST FEED.
Submitted By Elfman on 10/08/12
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ATTENTION HUMANS!
 
 
 
FATMOUSE HAS ORDERED ALL HUMAN SERVITORS TO FEAST THEIR EYES UPON HIS COROPULENT WEBSITE.
 
 
HIS CORPULENCY HAS ISSED AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT, WHICH HAS BEEN DISPLAYED IN ELECTRONIC FORM AS FATMOUSE IS IN DIRE NEED OF FRESH PAPER BEDDING.
 
"Our North American campaign is comming along smoothly. Today, the entire office staff of The Vegitarian Society has been rendered down into high-quality canned lunchmeat in an extraordinary victory in cost-effectiveness and corpulency. Fatmouse will not suffer dieters in his new world order. Dieters shall be from this day forward rendered into food and leather products. Leather products are necessary for our army's mounted division. Fatmouse does not ride horses. Riding horses burns calories that are necessary for the all-important activities of digestion. Fatmouse has spoken."
 
 
 

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Re: FATMOUSE IS COMMING
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/08/13 - 12:38 GMT
AH HAHAHA!
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Re: FATMOUSE IS COMMING
4 days - 12,819v
Posted 2011/01/03 - 0:30 GMT
I must obey fat mouse...  +_+
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Re: FATMOUSE IS COMMING
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2011/01/03 - 2:15 GMT
Too, Um, Weird? My dad says it's gross. :P
 
 
Oaky
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Re: FATMOUSE IS COMMING
1 day - 4,839v
Posted 2011/01/07 - 0:09 GMT
I think its trying to make a point. It says fat life is good.
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Re: FATMOUSE IS COMMING
4 days - 12,819v
Posted 2011/01/24 - 23:02 GMT
Don't call fatmouse "it"
It's Fatmouse.
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Re: FATMOUSE IS COMMING
1 day - 4,839v
Posted 2011/01/29 - 15:01 GMT
Uh,oh i saw a big fat head under the couch O_O. ITS FAT MOUSE.
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Re: FATMOUSE IS COMMING
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2011/02/26 - 23:07 GMT
BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR KING!!
 
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Re: FATMOUSE IS COMMING
1 day - 4,839v
Posted 2011/02/27 - 19:32 GMT
My life is officially ruined because of that muffin cat picture : /
 
 
P.S. Thats my new wallpaper.
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Re: FATMOUSE IS COMMING
4 days - 12,819v
Posted 2011/03/03 - 22:59 GMT
Yeah! Nice goin' Yoshi! (sarcasm) 
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Re: FATMOUSE IS COMMING
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2012/05/22 - 3:22 GMT
Ah... I remember this.
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Re: FATMOUSE IS COMMING
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/05/22 - 3:24 GMT
YES!!! >:D
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Re: FATMOUSE IS COMMING
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/24 - 21:45 GMT
Its a fat rat not fatmouse.
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Re: FATMOUSE IS COMMING
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/25 - 0:29 GMT
That's a mouse you buffoon.
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Re: FATMOUSE IS COMMING
1 day - 4,967v
Posted 2012/06/25 - 0:34 GMT
LOL!
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Re: FATMOUSE IS COMMING
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/06/25 - 4:01 GMT
That rat is fat. He ate too much. He looks silly.


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