Plexpedia - Sarcasm War

El Tigré (Tigerstorm)

1 week - 24,177v

Posted 2010/07/23 - 15:55 GMT

Yes, I agree wholeheartedly.~

AppleSky

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2010/07/23 - 17:36 GMT

I knew you would, because you are such an agreeable person.~

(Bagels) (PB) (PointyBagels)

3 days - 10,628v

Posted 2010/07/23 - 19:25 GMT

I think this post is a great idea, App.~

(ACC) AlexNB (AlexNB)

2 days - 6,410v

Posted 2010/07/23 - 23:39 GMT

I DONT agree with all of the above statements.~ ;P

Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,938v

Posted 2010/07/24 - 2:32 GMT

If I liked sarcasm, I would be so sarcastic that the sarcasm business would have to close down altogether, all the while being sarcastically sarcastic.~

(Bagels) (PB) (PointyBagels)

3 days - 10,628v

Posted 2010/07/24 - 4:37 GMT

My head hurts

You must be really smart to think of something like that.~

Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,938v

Posted 2010/07/25 - 15:58 GMT

Thanks, you're pretty smart yourself.~

AppleSky

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2010/07/25 - 20:18 GMT

Good thing we've got so many smart people around. Maybe if we had some more, we'd be able to pass a standardized test.~

Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,938v

Posted 2010/07/26 - 2:20 GMT

I would like to personally say that App and Tiger are two VERY nice people with great motives and would never trick me into thinking that they were actually fighting and cause me to try and help only to be told to stay out of it.~ (Thus making me cry and get away from the chat after they told me it was a joke [and a mean one at that] and make me get mad at them that I would keep a grudge to this VERY DAY and still have fits of anger over it.)

AppleSky

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2010/07/26 - 2:38 GMT

Glad Oaky is emotionally stable and secure.~

(ACC) AlexNB (AlexNB)

2 days - 6,410v

Posted 2010/07/26 - 15:48 GMT

How horrifyingly menacing oaky.~ ;P

JImElite12

2 days - 7,304v

Posted 2010/07/26 - 18:09 GMT

This is getting very silly.

El Tigré (Tigerstorm)

1 week - 24,177v

Posted 2010/08/02 - 0:47 GMT

Wuss....

MiG (JCC) StormShock (That_Nutty_Berkut)

6 hours - 802v

Posted 2010/08/02 - 23:03 GMT

Of course it is. Could it BE any more ridiculous?~

AppleSky

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2010/08/03 - 1:42 GMT

Yes it can! We just need Oaky to reply again.~

(Bagels) (PB) (PointyBagels)

3 days - 10,628v

Posted 2010/08/07 - 1:56 GMT

No one has been on HA in 2 days. I guess they have real lives they are busy with.~

AppleSky

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2010/08/07 - 13:10 GMT

What is a real life anyway? According to Google, it's a comic book. To Wikipedia, doing something productive. To Odyssey? A group of limited actions. To me? Who knows.~

AppleSky

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2010/08/08 - 22:35 GMT

I'm so glad everyone understands that there won't be any more updates to Mars and because the understand this, no one whines about it.~

Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,938v

Posted 2010/08/09 - 4:55 GMT

Ha-ha. Very funny.~

El Tigré (Tigerstorm)

1 week - 24,177v

Posted 2010/08/10 - 1:04 GMT

I DO hope your think skull lets the information through that he isn't referring to you.~

AppleSky

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2010/08/10 - 3:07 GMT

Gee, I think we might need a directional snark mark.~ Some folks might need the extra help. . . .~

Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,938v

Posted 2010/08/11 - 13:04 GMT

And that is sarcastic... How?

AppleSky

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2010/08/11 - 13:44 GMT

Maybe a sarcasm to English translator too.~

Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,938v

Posted 2010/08/14 - 3:25 GMT

Ad we might need a jerk/mean joke-radar as well.~ :P

El Tigré (Tigerstorm)

1 week - 24,177v

Posted 2010/08/14 - 14:43 GMT

Hmm, do we?~

AppleSky

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2010/08/14 - 15:50 GMT

That might help those with bad observation skills.~

Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,938v

Posted 2010/08/15 - 1:40 GMT

Could we please be more sarcastic? SOme people just say something random that can't be interpreted sarcastically, (like Tiger's question) and then put the Snark Mark after it as if everyone understands it as sarcastic. (At least that's how I see it.)

And now for the sarcastic-ness.

I am so sarcastic.~

(Confused?)

AppleSky

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2010/08/15 - 3:11 GMT

Oh, yes.~ I am so confused, All-mighty Master Oaky.~

MacDane

1 week - 17,200v

Posted 2010/08/15 - 19:22 GMT

;I don't do sarcasm.

I leave that to people of high intelligence. Like you...~

Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,938v

Posted 2010/08/16 - 0:05 GMT

I hope everyone knows how special they are.~

AppleSky

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2010/08/16 - 1:58 GMT

Special ed.~

Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,938v

Posted 2010/08/16 - 13:55 GMT

??? Anyway... I think that I am a great modeler because I just have that much skill with Unity and Blender and Sketchup.~

AppleSky

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2010/08/16 - 14:07 GMT

Congrats. 1st place goes to Oaky for snarking himself.~

Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,938v

Posted 2010/08/16 - 14:14 GMT

Thank you.~

El Tigré (Tigerstorm)

1 week - 24,177v

Posted 2010/08/16 - 21:12 GMT

We applaud you, Oaky.~

Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,938v

Posted 2010/08/16 - 23:45 GMT

And everyone else should follow my good example.~

El Tigré (Tigerstorm)

1 week - 24,177v

Posted 2010/08/19 - 0:51 GMT

As always.~

Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,938v

Posted 2010/08/19 - 15:20 GMT

Wow, I am so awesome at this.~

Stryker

1 week - 31,391v

Posted 2010/09/06 - 23:35 GMT

Yeah your sooo good oaky, i soooo want to be you.

AppleSky

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2010/09/07 - 0:46 GMT

Lack of snark makes that seem to be an actual serious remark. And honestly, reading it in contect would make it appear that way to.

Lovely day for some Mars, ain't it?.~

Stryker

1 week - 31,391v

Posted 2010/09/07 - 1:10 GMT

....................i got nothing˜

Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,938v

Posted 2010/09/07 - 1:23 GMT

Stryker is such an honest and loving person who would never spam up the Plexpedia forums with stupid nonsense.~ He's also a very patient person who never speak disrespectfully to people who are experienced with problem on Mars.~

The Geek (Geek377)

3 days - 10,293v

Posted 2010/09/07 - 1:33 GMT

Most of this beautiful world has not been destroyed but rather preserved by such kind humans. And I just love how people are so nice to me!

Stryker

1 week - 31,391v

Posted 2010/09/07 - 3:44 GMT

Oaky before you talk about me at least know me.

AppleSky

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2010/09/07 - 3:56 GMT

I'm sure with what we've seen so far we're just dying to get to know you better.~

Stryker

1 week - 31,391v

Posted 2010/09/07 - 3:58 GMT

This is a sarcasm War but it looks like your making it in to a jerk fest. So do me a favor and shut up about me. AppleSky

AppleSky

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2010/09/07 - 4:03 GMT

I'm sorry, but it's my post. I believe I know the guidelines and intentions better than you, I wrote them. Glad you understand that a the Sarcasm War is the same as the Insult War, except using cleverly hidden or snide remarks rather than flat out insults.~

IBCF (ZAM)

1 day - 3,859v

Posted 2010/10/07 - 18:51 GMT

Stryker is so very nice.~ Has the best manners I have ever seen on someone on the internet.~

Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,938v

Posted 2010/10/15 - 23:15 GMT

I think that everyone who isn't me is totally awesome.~

IBCF (ZAM)

1 day - 3,859v

Posted 2010/10/23 - 1:00 GMT

Ooo how mean.~ I am simply offended.~ I can't bare to go on!~ Oh help me!~

Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,938v

Posted 2010/10/23 - 3:20 GMT

I hate it when people abandon posts... The only thing we do is Guess Who now!

I think that everyone keeps HA alive very well!.~

IBCF (ZAM)

1 day - 3,859v

Posted 2010/11/16 - 19:57 GMT

HA is very dead.~ And Cold!~ I'm freezing to death!~

The Geek (Geek377)

3 days - 10,293v

Posted 2010/12/24 - 17:58 GMT

This post is SO not lame. ~

(C.I.C.B.) There's good real estate on Mars (pocketMAD)

4 days - 12,819v

Posted 2010/12/25 - 0:31 GMT

WOW.~ YOU GUYS ARE ACTING SO MATURE.~ LOL!

AppleSky

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2010/12/25 - 6:21 GMT

Your insightful opinion is highly valued.~

Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,938v

Posted 2010/12/27 - 3:00 GMT

I agree with everything that App says.~

(C.I.C.B.) There's good real estate on Mars (pocketMAD)

4 days - 12,819v

Posted 2010/12/27 - 3:02 GMT

Thx.~

spongejax

1 day - 3,479v

Posted 2011/01/06 - 5:57 GMT

everyone on this website doesnt have one bit of randomness in them.~

Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,938v

Posted 2011/01/06 - 20:31 GMT

Everyone hates me.~

IBCF (ZAM)

1 day - 3,859v

Posted 2011/01/13 - 15:06 GMT

Riiight.~

This post has evolved into a highly sophisticated war amongst highly intellegent people who know everything about the snark mark.~ Except Apple. He rocks.

(C.I.C.B.) There's good real estate on Mars (pocketMAD)

4 days - 12,819v

Posted 2011/01/14 - 23:30 GMT

...Ok? I believe that this is very... ENTHUSIASTIC.~ And, that, what you said is perfectly true with no lies, whatsoeva.~

(ACC) AlexNB (AlexNB)

2 days - 6,410v

Posted 2011/01/15 - 5:43 GMT

Your attempt at a witty reply makes lots of sense.~ The ''what you said is perfectly true with no lies, whatsoeva'' part was especially cunning.~

(ACC) AlexNB (AlexNB)

2 days - 6,410v

Posted 2011/01/15 - 5:44 GMT

Now I know who writes the conclusion pages of those online surveys...

AppleSky

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/01/15 - 18:25 GMT

You sir, you win.

Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,938v

Posted 2011/01/18 - 2:20 GMT

I am an idiot.~

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/01/18 - 23:16 GMT

I have the IQ of a baked potato.~

Everyone else has the IQ of Artemis Fowl.~ Their intellect is highly developed.~

They should all be allowed to skip 5 grades.~

Nicole Marie (Ren467)

1 week - 16,808v

Posted 2011/01/19 - 1:03 GMT

......... Im smart

(C.I.C.B.) There's good real estate on Mars (pocketMAD)

4 days - 12,819v

Posted 2011/01/22 - 4:04 GMT

Ok OK. This is turning into a lieing war. ITS SARCASIM! NOT LIEING.

Great.~ You're all very smart.~~~~~~~

(ACC) AlexNB (AlexNB)

2 days - 6,410v

Posted 2011/01/23 - 3:12 GMT

Double -post.

(ACC) AlexNB (AlexNB)

2 days - 6,410v

Posted 2011/01/23 - 3:13 GMT

''Great.~ You're all very smart.~~~~~~~''

First snark of ''You're all very smart.'' makes it sarcastic, second one plain, third one sarcastic, fourth one plain, fifth one sarcastic, sixth one plain, and seventh sarcastic? That's way too many contradictions. You are epic win.~

Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,938v

Posted 2011/01/25 - 19:14 GMT

I think that Stryker should keep annoying me with his all-caps comments about how he knows me in real life and creeping me out with his weird-ness.~

ACC GLASTIE (dinamicdiamond)

5 days - 10,540v

Posted 2011/01/26 - 1:50 GMT

I'm the smartest of you all combined~ ...I'm so smart...that I have no idea what I'm doing and I still post~

Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,938v

Posted 2011/01/26 - 20:28 GMT

I completely agree with you.~

IBCF (ZAM)

1 day - 3,859v

Posted 2011/02/21 - 21:06 GMT

Sushi is good.~ With it's excuisite flavor, it's savory toughness, it's rich tender doneness... it's utter non-slimeyness, it is the best thing in the world.~ It is also the most safe food to eat in the world, it's not like you could be eating some nasty things from uncooked meat.~ Raw food is very safe!~ It's safer then raw egg, and activated non-salted yeast!~ In fact it's so safe, I would eat that before sticking my hand in a electrical socket!~

(I wanted to flame something, actually sushi isn't that bad, I just don't paticularly like it.)

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/03/04 - 1:07 GMT

shaZAM.~

.~(I completely dislike pi. I also dislike phi. They're the worst numbers in the world, as demonstrated by my inability to recite 100+ digits of pi, and the fact I have read a completely uninteresting book about phi)

See? See what I did there? *nudge nudge*

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/03/04 - 23:31 GMT

I think the squiggly comes after the comment.

But yeah. I like math.

I really like Pi!

I also like people~~~~~~~~~

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/03/04 - 23:37 GMT

Yes, but I multiplied the comment by the snark mark, making the snark mark appear after each sentence *geddit?*.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/03/05 - 0:25 GMT

This is what I think:

4N+(√5184)-72 = 3N+15÷(√225)-1

3o+55=55

You should be left with 2 equations. put the first solution down, and substitute the second answer into the first solution.

from the result, remove the = sign and put a ~ at the end

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/03/07 - 5:59 GMT

I actually go to school and receive a proper education so I can visit this site and invent something witty to say.~

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/03/07 - 14:51 GMT

Oh, ok. So, you don't go to school, you don't recieve proper education, you can't visit this site, and you can't invent things witty to say. That is the conclusion I draw from your comment. If you're under 18 you're being truant unless you're being homeschooled. Sooo...yeah.

GO TO SCHOOL PEOPLES I'm excused because I have a day off because of conferences WOOT!

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/03/07 - 23:26 GMT

*cough*budget cuts :D

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2011/03/09 - 0:10 GMT

:D

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/02/21 - 5:26 GMT