Yes, I agree wholeheartedly.~

I knew you would, because you are such an agreeable person.~

I think this post is a great idea, App.~

I DONT agree with all of the above statements.~ ;P

If I liked sarcasm, I would be so sarcastic that the sarcasm business would have to close down altogether, all the while being sarcastically sarcastic.~

My head hurts

 

You must be really smart to think of something like that.~

Thanks, you're pretty smart yourself.~

Good thing we've got so many smart people around. Maybe if we had some more, we'd be able to pass a standardized test.~

I would like to personally say that App and Tiger are two VERY nice people with great motives and would never trick me into thinking that they were actually fighting and cause me to try and help only to be told to stay out of it.~ (Thus making me cry and get away from the chat after they told me it was a joke [and a mean one at that] and make me get mad at them that I would keep a grudge to this VERY DAY and still have fits of anger over it.)

Glad Oaky is emotionally stable and secure.~

How horrifyingly menacing oaky.~ ;P

This is getting very silly.

Wuss....

Of course it is. Could it BE any more ridiculous?~

Yes it can! We just need Oaky to reply again.~

No one has been on HA in 2 days.  I guess they have real lives they are busy with.~

What is a real life anyway? According to Google, it's a comic book. To Wikipedia, doing something productive. To Odyssey? A group of limited actions. To me? Who knows.~

I'm so glad everyone understands that there won't be any more updates to Mars and because the understand this, no one whines about it.~

Ha-ha. Very funny.~

I DO hope your think skull lets the information through that he isn't referring to you.~

Gee, I think we might need a directional snark mark.~ Some folks might need the extra help. . . .~

And that is sarcastic... How?

Maybe a sarcasm to English translator too.~

Ad we might need a jerk/mean joke-radar as well.~ :P

Hmm, do we?~

That might help those with bad observation skills.~

Could we please be more sarcastic? SOme people just say something random that can't be interpreted sarcastically, (like Tiger's question) and then put the Snark Mark after it as if everyone understands it as sarcastic. (At least that's how I see it.)

 

 

And now for the sarcastic-ness.

 

I am so sarcastic.~

 

(Confused?)

Oh, yes.~ I am so confused, All-mighty Master Oaky.~

;I don't do sarcasm.

I leave that to people of high intelligence. Like you...~

I hope everyone knows how special they are.~

Special ed.~

??? Anyway... I think that I am a great modeler because I just have that much skill with Unity and Blender and Sketchup.~

Congrats. 1st place goes to Oaky for snarking himself.~

Thank you.~

We applaud you, Oaky.~

And everyone else should follow my good example.~

As always.~

Wow, I am so awesome at this.~

Yeah your sooo good oaky, i soooo want to be you.

Lack of snark makes that seem to be an actual serious remark. And honestly, reading it in contect would make it appear that way to.

 

Lovely day for some Mars, ain't it?.~

....................i got nothing˜

Stryker is such an honest and loving person who would never spam up the Plexpedia forums with stupid nonsense.~ He's also a very patient person who never speak disrespectfully to people who are experienced with problem on Mars.~

Most of this beautiful world has not been destroyed but rather preserved by such kind humans. And I just love how people are so nice to me!

Oaky before you talk about me at least know me.

I'm sure with what we've seen so far we're just dying to get to know you better.~

This is a sarcasm War but it looks like your making it in to a jerk fest. So do me a favor and shut up about me. AppleSky

I'm sorry, but it's my post. I believe I know the guidelines and intentions better than you, I wrote them. Glad you understand that a the Sarcasm War is the same as the Insult War, except using cleverly hidden or snide remarks rather than flat out insults.~

Stryker is so very nice.~  Has the best manners I have ever seen on someone on the internet.~ 

 

 

I think that everyone who isn't me is totally awesome.~

Ooo how mean.~  I am simply offended.~  I can't bare to go on!~  Oh help me!~

I hate it when people abandon posts... The only thing we do is Guess Who now!

 

 

I think that everyone keeps HA alive very well!.~

HA is very dead.~ And Cold!~  I'm freezing to death!~

WOW.~ YOU GUYS ARE ACTING SO MATURE.~ LOL!

Your insightful opinion is highly valued.~

I agree with everything that App says.~

Thx.~

everyone on this website doesnt have one bit of randomness in them.~

Everyone hates me.~

Riiight.~ 

This post has evolved into a highly sophisticated war amongst highly intellegent people who know everything about the snark mark.~  Except Apple.  He rocks.

...Ok? I believe that this is very... ENTHUSIASTIC.~  And, that, what you said is perfectly true with no lies, whatsoeva.~

Your attempt at a witty reply makes lots of sense.~ The ''what you said is perfectly true with no lies, whatsoeva'' part was especially cunning.~

Now I know who writes the conclusion pages of those online surveys...

I am an idiot.~

I have the IQ of a baked potato.~

Everyone else has the IQ of Artemis Fowl.~ Their intellect is highly developed.~

They should all be allowed to skip 5 grades.~

......... Im smart

Ok OK. This is turning into a lieing war. ITS SARCASIM! NOT LIEING.

 

Great.~ You're all very smart.~~~~~~~

Double -post.

''Great.~ You're all very smart.~~~~~~~'' 

 

First snark of ''You're all very smart.'' makes it sarcastic, second one plain, third one sarcastic, fourth one plain, fifth one sarcastic, sixth one plain, and seventh sarcastic? That's way too many contradictions. You are epic win.~

I think that Stryker should keep annoying me with his all-caps comments about how he knows me in real life and creeping me out with his weird-ness.~

I'm the smartest of you all combined~ ...I'm so smart...that I have no idea what I'm doing and I still post~

I completely agree with you.~

Sushi is good.~  With it's excuisite flavor, it's savory toughness, it's rich tender doneness... it's utter non-slimeyness, it is the best thing in the world.~  It is also the most safe food to eat in the world, it's not like you could be eating some nasty things from uncooked meat.~  Raw food is very safe!~  It's safer then raw egg, and activated non-salted yeast!~  In fact it's so safe, I would eat that before sticking my hand in a electrical socket!~ 

 

 

(I wanted to flame something, actually sushi isn't that bad, I just don't paticularly like it.)

shaZAM.~

 

.~(I completely dislike pi. I also dislike phi. They're the worst numbers in the world, as demonstrated by my inability to recite 100+ digits of pi, and the fact I have read a completely uninteresting book about phi)

 

See? See what I did there? *nudge nudge*

I think the squiggly comes after the comment.

 

But yeah. I like math.

 

I really like Pi!

 

I also like people~~~~~~~~~

Yes, but I multiplied the comment by the snark mark, making the snark mark appear after each sentence *geddit?*.

This is what I think:

 

4N+(√5184)-72 = 3N+15÷(√225)-1

 

3o+55=55

 

You should be left with 2 equations. put the first solution down, and substitute the second answer into the first solution.

 

from the result, remove the = sign and put a ~ at the end

I actually go to school and receive a proper education so I can visit this site and invent something witty to say.~

Oh, ok. So, you don't go to school, you don't recieve proper education, you can't visit this site, and you can't invent things witty to say. That is the conclusion I draw from your comment. If you're under 18 you're being truant unless you're being homeschooled. Sooo...yeah.

GO TO SCHOOL PEOPLES I'm excused because I have a day off because of conferences WOOT!

*cough*budget cuts :D

:D

I hate this post and I'm unhappy about bamming it.~

I wholeheartedly agree.~

Perhaps we all ought agree.~

Yes, lets be nice.~

I LOOOOOOOVE your comment.~

I'm happy.~

I love you.

Whoa,SOOO interesting!Why don't we just take a seat over there and talk about it.~

Why don't we all just sit there and listen to Cav^H^H^HRatchet.~

NO.~ NOT FUN.~

Why, thank you!~

Your conversations are so interesting.~

curling is such a manly sport.~

Curling? How enjoyable.~

Ooh, impressive: big words.~

Because we all know Panzer has such a good computer.~

We all hate teh haxx0rz.~

We're all stupid.~

I'm smarter than everyone.~

This is not a snark mark.~

My sarcasm is very basic, and you all know I'm a retard.~

I obviously agree with everyone.~

My computer doesn't have a white strip of nothingness down the middle of the screen that can't be fixed.~

I'm totally NOT in bronze league.~

I'm awesome.

 

You're awesome.~

I suck. You suck.~

Jeez that really helped Stimmy!

Somebody please shoot that guy. (No sarcasm)

Let's not.~

i haz shotgun noob here ima let him out.

Thats lying not sacrasm.

 

You smart!~

Geez, Stryker! How EVER did you figure THAT one out?~

And you do too.~

Now I'm sure we all have brains, don't we?

 

Especially Kitty. She's one talented girl.~

Gee you dont say?

Yes, your input was welcomed, too.~

I really appreciate your Acknowledgement~

Thanks

I really enjoyed reading all the comments you guys made because y'all are so funny with your sarcasm~

You were so much better~

Likewise. I'm sure your superiority complex is deeply rooted in reality.~

You're so inspirational (I dont have that damn wave key D: so down...)

You really are funny~