Though I have to point out that the equation doesn't necessarily work. In step 1 it should be "girls = time + money". Step 2 holds true, but from step 3 onward you must now say that "girls = money + money", then "girls = 2(money)", then "girls/2 = [2(money)]/2". Therefore "1/2girl = money". Since you can't (or shouldn't) have half a girl, you must simplify back to "girls = 2(money)". Because maintaining a girlfriend requires twice the money you actually have, you unfortunately must conclude that it is impossible for you to have a girlfriend.
1. Correct grammar and capitalization works wonders when attempting to defend yourself.
2. If you are taking anything on a site with the word "Humor" in its title seriously or personally, I recommend seeing a psychiatrist and getting some meds for your paranoia. xD
As this is not necessarily true in some instances (I know some girls that aren't evil-I really dislike associating with those that aren't, I prefer to associate with intelligent evil people because that describes me too sometimes, and the assumption that "opposites attract" is very rare) I have made a different one:
About 1/2 of the people are stupid so I did it with people instead.
People=time+money
time=money
People=2(money)
(People)/2=money (half the people are worth more money than you need, assuming that the money you now spend is worth the starting point in this equation, or x = 0.)
If anyone were to look at this and take this seriously on a website like this has to get a girl...............................................................
You don't need an equation to prove this, just try hugging my sister.*
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lol! There isn't anything or any reason why a girl should be jealous at a guy. lol!
There is no reason for a guy to be jealous at a girl either. :P We both have our likes and the things we loathe most. That was a very surprsing comment.
I would describe more of what I mean, but then it would get all awkward. lol lets just leave it at what I said above and we can say more later on, I guess.
Please, Chamberlain, back off a bit–lol. My comment and Yoshi's were jokes. I'm noticing you're taking things a little too personally, justifying yourself for something utterly unnecessary. (We know we are different . . . so let's not get into an awkward conversation and try to manipulate comments to prove it :P)
To those who say that girls are, "a sum of money and time," I think it's reasonable to conclude that girls are actually, "a product of time and money." Lol :P A sum doesn't sound right, haha.
@Ender: The guys act like children while girls act like preppy b******.
Sorry about that, but I have to agree with that. I HATE that! I loathe it highly!
Guys just do the most dumbest stuff and then some how your friends with them. 0_o
Thats how it is here anyway. Everyone's like that here where, the girls go and brag while the guys act as if they have swag. ( I know I rhymed. My friends and I made it up lol. )
Although, it can be switched somehow which is weird. Im not the bragging type and if anything I always keep my mouth shut unless something concerns me. Im a quiet child I am, but when im with my friends they could all say differently and say im special.
Yes, I agree, girls are gossipy. Not me I hate it.
Girls are feely? wtf does that mean? lol!
Yes, girls like cheerleading, but now more are into basketball and cheering for the guys. And Twilight... don't judge Twilight, ok?
Twilight is awesome. You can't judge it unless you seen it, and if you seen it, you still can't judge it. lol!
Yes, girls do act emotional on here. Not me that drives me crazy when people say that.
Girls on here do it because, they think they can go out with someone real quick on here with some guy who is dumb and who will leave them for someone else in 13 seconds.
Yes, Mars has some retarted issues. I wish things that wouldn't happen.
Do I have to have a diatribe against Twilight? I really am in a good mood, so I don't feel like it. I have a question... Are the really hot girls evil?
lol! Ummm who are you asking? I thought all guys thought girls were evil. Typical guy thing, you know?
But, yeah. There are people like that and by people I mean stuck up snobs who only care about how they look and feel they need to comment on everything everyone else wears. Seriously people grow up!
No wonder emo people hate society! lol I have no idea. :P
There's nothing wrong with thinking a girl's hot or evil. Some girls are hot, and some are downright harsh to each other (evil).
You sound jealous, Chamberlain (well, it sounds like you are, lol) :P By the way, you don't need to comment stating your thoughts/feelings in reply to this comment. I really don't care; this is a humor site.
Today, my friend asked if I wanted to see the formula for why girls are evil, and I said, "Let me try to figure it out." I then wrote it on a piece of paper, and he said, "Yeah, you've seen this before."