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Girls are Evil. TRUE!
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Behold, The Proof Behind What Males Have Known for Decades, Finally Proved!
Submitted By AppleSky on 10/07/22
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This Document originally posted in the "Humor America" Group

I'd type it up again, but I'm feeling particularly lazy, so I'll post the original image ;)
 

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2010/07/23 - 1:27 GMT
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I dont get it...
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2010/07/23 - 3:34 GMT << In Reply to
Sorry. It ate my pic apparently -_- I'll get it fixed
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2010/07/23 - 15:57 GMT
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Hmm.
 
This is true until you turn 13-14. :D
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It's always true, you just learn to live with it
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2010/07/24 - 14:18 GMT
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Meh. I guess. Depends on what kinda girls you meet. ;)
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2010/07/24 - 14:36 GMT << In Reply to
Meh. I guess it depends how many times you get wacked in the head before you forget that they wacked yah in the head.~
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2010/07/25 - 15:57 GMT
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2010/07/28 - 21:28 GMT
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I think I found dis long ago. >.< Should've posted it. :P
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2010/07/29 - 2:36 GMT << In Reply to
I had it on the old HA xD
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2010/08/02 - 19:24 GMT
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Lol, very funny...
 
Though I have to point out that the equation doesn't necessarily work. In step 1 it should be "girls = time + money". Step 2 holds true, but from step 3 onward you must now say that "girls = money + money", then "girls = 2(money)", then "girls/2 = [2(money)]/2". Therefore "1/2girl = money". Since you can't (or shouldn't) have half a girl, you must simplify back to "girls = 2(money)". Because maintaining a girlfriend requires twice the money you actually have, you unfortunately must conclude that it is impossible for you to have a girlfriend.
 
 
;) ZING!!!
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2010/08/10 - 15:15 GMT
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*AHEM*
 
Isn't someone going to tell me how :awesome: that was?
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That was awesome.~
 
lol jk it is pretty awesome.
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2010/08/19 - 14:05 GMT
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Why on earth would I deny that I am evil? I mean that is a complement!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2010/09/06 - 2:49 GMT << In Reply to
................IT THE TRUTH!!!!
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2010/09/09 - 5:01 GMT << In Reply to
yes, it IS a complement. that scares me.
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2010/09/12 - 18:41 GMT
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Yes! Thank you!
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2010/09/15 - 15:54 GMT
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look budy i am a girl so shut it
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2010/09/15 - 22:30 GMT << In Reply to
1. Correct grammar and capitalization works wonders when attempting to defend yourself.
 
2. If you are taking anything on a site with the word "Humor" in its title seriously or personally, I recommend seeing a psychiatrist and getting some meds for your paranoia. xD
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2010/09/16 - 2:03 GMT << In Reply to
LOL! Sorry about the poor grammar on my sister's part. She's 9 and she's working on it. (I know, right?) But this is a funny post!
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2010/09/16 - 22:26 GMT << In Reply to
Ah, I knew there were two bananas roamin' about, couldn't remember which was your sis xD
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2011/02/24 - 17:49 GMT
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Lol did you get this from Pointlesssites.com?
 
LOL. I did. :P C>
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2011/02/25 - 21:30 GMT
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Actually, money isn't the root of all evil, the love of money is. (Like making money a big thing, and always caring about money.)
 
 
 
Therefore, this statement is partially true.
 
 
 
;D
 
Oaky
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2011/02/25 - 21:43 GMT
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As this is not necessarily true in some instances (I know some girls that aren't evil-I really dislike associating with those that aren't, I prefer to associate with intelligent evil people because that describes me too sometimes, and the assumption that "opposites attract" is very rare) I have made a different one:
About 1/2 of the people are stupid so I did it with people instead.
People=time+money
time=money
People=2(money)
(People)/2=money (half the people are worth more money than you need, assuming that the money you now spend is worth the starting point in this equation, or x = 0.)
So that proves it.
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2011/03/07 - 6:09 GMT
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2011/03/07 - 14:39 GMT
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"...has got to get a girl............Math Tutor."? What's THAT mean, huh?
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2011/03/15 - 6:44 GMT
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How about this:
 
Since Eve took the forbidden fruit, women are all evil. Lol.
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2011/03/15 - 18:04 GMT
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And the crowd said:
 
AMEN!
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2011/03/31 - 21:59 GMT
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A lot of girls are scheming against me, almost like they were trying to bethrown me...
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2011/04/06 - 23:31 GMT << In Reply to
They like you.
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2011/04/07 - 15:39 GMT << In Reply to
Or they're double-bluffing him...
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2011/04/21 - 23:01 GMT
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You don't need an equation to prove this, just try hugging my sister.*
 
*IBNH enterprises is not responsible for any damages or bodily harm caused by performing the above action, including moderate to severe puncture wounds, physical or emotional scarring, broken limbs, broken bones, broken muscles, broken hearts, severe brain damage, fist marks, shoe marks, teeth marks, or possibly a slow and painful death.  Hug at your own risk.
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2011/04/22 - 16:13 GMT
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i would say that you are all sexist pigs but its the truth >:)
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I would say that to but I won't.
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2011/06/27 - 15:49 GMT << In Reply to
Oink Oink.
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2012/01/01 - 2:34 GMT
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HAHA!
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2012/01/01 - 15:35 GMT
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*Ahem*, go away piggy, I'd like to present my own version of this equation. :P

Now, Girls=(Time+Money)/Boys

Since time=money, Girls=(Money+Money)/Boys

Next, money is all source of evil, therefore money=evil

Therefore, Girls=(Evil+Evil)/Boys
=2Evil/Boys

By this we can conclude that a girl is exceptionally evil at the start, but the more boyfriends they have, the less evil they get!

And the moral of the story is... Get a girlfriend, n00b. :P
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2012/01/01 - 21:52 GMT
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But if we look at it another way, then time is the root of all evil. "The Devil makes work for idle hands".
"And" means "plus". ;)
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.... Guys are evil! TRUE!
 
lol it would be so EASY to come up with a list of why guys are evil.
 
* Thinking *
 
I will make a list and come back to post it for you. >:P lol!
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2012/01/02 - 8:11 GMT
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Lol, I remember this post. Girls are just jealous :P
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lol! There isn't anything or any reason why a girl should be jealous at a guy. lol!
 
There is no reason for a guy to be jealous at a girl either. :P We both have our likes and the things we loathe most. That was a very surprsing comment.
 
I would describe more of what I mean, but then it would get all awkward. lol lets just leave it at what I said above and we can say more later on, I guess.
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2012/01/03 - 3:21 GMT << In Reply to
You're just mad because you can't prove it :)
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I ain't mad lol! And prove what?
 
Both guys and girls have there moments ( guys can be very confusing at times ) ( girls just have an attitude and can be highly annoying )
 
I don't have a problem admitting that, thats for sure! lol! XD
 Some of these comments prove what I just said!
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2012/01/03 - 6:27 GMT << In Reply to
Please, Chamberlain, back off a bit–lol. My comment and Yoshi's were jokes. I'm noticing you're taking things a little too personally, justifying yourself for something utterly unnecessary. (We know we are different . . . so let's not get into an awkward conversation and try to manipulate comments to prove it :P)
 
Eric
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Im gonna show this to my Mom. Nah jking, i wanna live to have kids... -_-
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2012/01/03 - 22:13 GMT << In Reply to
Whoops, wrong account.
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2012/01/03 - 22:15 GMT << In Reply to
I want to show this to my sister now >:D
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lol!
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lol! Eric I know. I was joking as well. I wouldn't say anything like that here. :P XD
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2012/01/08 - 4:39 GMT
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To those who say that girls are, "a sum of money and time," I think it's reasonable to conclude that girls are actually, "a product of time and money." Lol :P A sum doesn't sound right, haha.
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lol I have to agree with that. :P XD
 
 
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2012/01/08 - 20:51 GMT << In Reply to
Since this is a humor forum, I suppose I can post that That's What She Said.
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LOL! XD
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2012/01/09 - 8:40 GMT << In Reply to
I don't get it O.O
 
Which comment did you reply to, Ender?
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2012/01/10 - 3:40 GMT << In Reply to
I replied to yours.
 
Ahem, time and money? Girls are children? How do you get children via money? *coughcough*
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@Ender: The guys act like children while girls act like preppy b******.
 
Sorry about that, but I have to agree with that. I HATE that! I loathe it highly!
 
Guys just do the most dumbest stuff and then some how your friends with them. 0_o
 
Thats how it is here anyway. Everyone's like that here where, the girls go and brag while the guys act as if they have swag. ( I know I rhymed. My friends and I made it up lol. )
 
Although, it can be switched somehow which is weird. Im not the bragging type and if anything I always keep my mouth shut unless something concerns me. Im a quiet child I am, but when im with my friends they could all say differently and say im special.
 
lol I love my friends. There awesome. :)
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2012/01/10 - 21:43 GMT << In Reply to
Stereotypically, guys are dumb.
Stereotypically, girls are gossipy.
 
Stereotypically, guys are tough.
Stereotypically, girls are feely.
 
Stereotypically, guys like either football or computers.
Stereotypically, girls like either cheerleading or romance books (think Twilight).
 
 
I would say that a lot of the guys here act dumb.
I would say that a lot of the girls here act emotional.
But not all of them.
 
 
 
 
 
I was explaining my that's what she said when I was *ahem*ing.
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Yes, I agree, girls are gossipy. Not me I hate it.
 
Girls are feely? wtf does that mean? lol!
 
Yes, girls like cheerleading, but now more are into basketball and cheering for the guys. And Twilight... don't judge Twilight, ok?
 
Twilight is awesome. You can't judge it unless you seen it, and if you seen it, you still can't judge it. lol!
 
Yes, girls do act emotional on here. Not me that drives me crazy when people say that.
 
Girls on here do it because, they think they can go out with someone real quick on here with some guy who is dumb and who will leave them for someone else in 13 seconds.
 
Yes, Mars has some retarted issues. I wish things that wouldn't happen.
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2012/01/12 - 21:34 GMT << In Reply to
*judges Twilight*
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@Ender:.... your mean! lol!
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2012/01/09 - 14:48 GMT
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That's what she said.
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Probably mine since, that's what I said. lmao!
 
 
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2012/01/24 - 4:22 GMT
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Do I have to have a diatribe against Twilight? I really am in a good mood, so I don't feel like it. I have a question... Are the really hot girls evil?
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lol! Ummm who are you asking? I thought all guys thought girls were evil. Typical guy thing, you know?
 
But, yeah. There are people like that and by people I mean stuck up snobs who only care about how they look and feel they need to comment on everything everyone else wears. Seriously people grow up!
 
No wonder emo people hate society! lol I have no idea. :P
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2012/01/28 - 5:08 GMT << In Reply to
There's nothing wrong with thinking a girl's hot or evil. Some girls are hot, and some are downright harsh to each other (evil).
 
You sound jealous, Chamberlain (well, it sounds like you are, lol) :P By the way, you don't need to comment stating your thoughts/feelings in reply to this comment. I really don't care; this is a humor site.
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lol naah im not jealous. In some way, the way how some of you write your comments, it's as if you want advise or something.
 
That's the only reason why I said. :/
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2012/02/11 - 7:31 GMT
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Today, my friend asked if I wanted to see the formula for why girls are evil, and I said, "Let me try to figure it out." I then wrote it on a piece of paper, and he said, "Yeah, you've seen this before."
 
:D


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