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Will Evolution Help me Grow Wings?
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I'm growing a feather in my back!
Submitted By ronnie(l.a.) on 10/07/05
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i'm growing this feather in my back. do you think maybe my descendants might grow wings. it would be easier to get around and we would save carbon emissions. maybe i will meet someong with atleast one wing and then if our descendants keep finding people with other wings we can evolve more thna anybody. is this possible scientifically? my monkey like ancestors used to crawl so maybe the next step is to fly. please help me to stimulate this process since we have evolved so much.

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Array Re: Will Evolution Help me Grow Wings?
2010/07/05 - 23:59 GMT
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"do you think maybe my descendants might grow wings."
 
no. because we can build planes and aren't hunter by big ass therapods or pterosaurs.
 
"i'm growing this feather in my back."
 
pics or it didn't happen.
 
"it would be easier to get around and we would save carbon emissions"
 
flying consumes huge amounts of energy, we'd increac CO2 from farming by a huge amount (possibly negagating the loss of CO2 production via transportation). also why not use planes? you won't be able to flap your wings to 600kmph.
 
"maybe i will meet someong with atleast one wing and then if our descendants keep finding people with other wings we can evolve more thna anybody."
no selecting factors, no speedy wing evolution. you're feather gene will just waste away into the genome and probably be nullified by mutations. ..if you even manage to reproduce when you're covered in feathers...
 
"is this possible scientifically?"
you already know the answer. no.
 
"my monkey like ancestors used to crawl so maybe the next step is to fly."
 
except we went from trees to savannah O_O, where bipedal locomotion was an easier and faster alternative.
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Array Re: Will Evolution Help me Grow Wings?
2012/10/04 - 13:32 GMT << In Reply to
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Array Re: Will Evolution Help me Grow Wings?
What dry, trolly sense of sarcasm......
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Array Re: Will Evolution Help me Grow Wings?
2012/10/04 - 21:58 GMT << In Reply to
Lol.
 
This ronnie guy is silly.
 
He should go to HumorAmerica!
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Array Re: Will Evolution Help me Grow Wings?
2010/07/06 - 3:50 GMT
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 I would like to make sweet, sweet, love to a birdlike creature.
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Array Re: Will Evolution Help me Grow Wings?
2010/07/06 - 6:00 GMT << In Reply to
hey u never know. i bet flies once told their maggot babies "you'll never be anything except a maggot." and look here we are from some type of worm like creature.
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Array Re: Will Evolution Help me Grow Wings?
"i bet flies once told their maggot babies "you'll never be anything except a maggot.""
 
are you comparing evolution to metamorphesis?
oooooh dear........
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Array Re: Will Evolution Help me Grow Wings?
2010/07/06 - 11:19 GMT
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you forgot the fact that we don't  gain any reproduction value from growing wings. We dont get any survival points from having wings as we can still have shitty genes and survive to reproduce in this society.
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Array Re: Will Evolution Help me Grow Wings?
2010/07/06 - 18:36 GMT << In Reply to
i would have survival points if i had wings. i'd be rich and famous.
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Array Re: Will Evolution Help me Grow Wings?
"i would have survival points if i had wings. i'd be rich and famous."
 
as what? a test subject? a freak?
no ronnie. you might be (in)famous, but you won't be rich.
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Array Re: Will Evolution Help me Grow Wings?
325 don't bother, he just shot himself in the foot. Showing how childish and unreasonable his ideas and thoughts are.
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Array Re: Will Evolution Help me Grow Wings?
2010/07/08 - 13:28 GMT << In Reply to
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i would have survival points if i had wings. i'd be rich and famous.
 
"Surival points"? What, exactly, are those?
 
I'm starting to think that your only "knowledge" of evolution comes from playing NeoPets or Yuh-gi-oh cards.
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Array Re: Will Evolution Help me Grow Wings?
2010/07/12 - 13:36 GMT
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i'm growing this feather in my back.
 
Sadly, though, you clearly haven't grown a brain... or enough of a spine to engage in adult debate.
 
do you think maybe my descendants might grow wings. it would be easier to get around and we would save carbon emissions. maybe i will meet someong with atleast one wing and then if our descendants keep finding people with other wings we can evolve more thna anybody. is this possible scientifically? my monkey like ancestors used to crawl so maybe the next step is to fly. please help me to stimulate this process since we have evolved so much.
 
And this is what happens when people get their scientific "education" from watching the X-Men films.


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