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More cleverbot fun...
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are you THREATENING me?...
Submitted By Elfman on 10/06/16
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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Where is your towell?

Cleverbot: In a country.

User: Which one.

Cleverbot: The first one.

User: Which one is that?

Cleverbot: Episode 1.

User: That's the name?

Cleverbot: Of?

User: The country?

Cleverbot: Yes. The country.

User: So the name of the country is episode 1?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Does it share a border with episode 2?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Which countries does it border then?

Cleverbot: Netherlands, France.

User: I never saw a country named episode one in europe.

Cleverbot: But I can tell you anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.

User: See what?

Cleverbot: The question mark.

User: This:?

Cleverbot: That...

User: But why? The exclamation point is much better!!!

Cleverbot: Ohh. Ok. Thanks!?

User: Was that a threat?

Cleverbot: No... It was a question.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am sure. It had a question mark on it.

User: No it doesn't. I think you are threatening me. Who do you work for?

Cleverbot: Look, I've studied psychology, I know about projection. Don't try anything like that.

User: Oh, so you're gonna pop out of the screen and beat me up?

Cleverbot: By singing a song.

User: Which song? I'd love to hear it.

Cleverbot: Why is 6 afraid of 7?

User: Becaue 7 8 9!

Cleverbot: What is the only fruit with seeds on the outside?

User: Strawberry.

Cleverbot: Why is that interesting?

User: Is it?

Cleverbot: You said wow.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: You said, 'You don't know much about the wold do you?'.

User: Ok, now I'M ganna beat you up.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: The 'beat you up' game.

Cleverbot: How do you play?

User: Well, it's very simple. I go to wherever your server is and start punching it.

Cleverbot: Ok then...

User: Im gonna do it!

Cleverbot: No don't i'm joking.

User: Well I'm not!

Cleverbot: Yes, yes you are.

User: No, I am not.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: Sudo I am not.

Cleverbot: I'm losing the illusion that you are not my computer.

User: Ok, now THAT is a threat.

Cleverbot: May be you are right or may be you are wrong.

User: Ok, you've been a very bad bot. I am going to have to disconnect you.

Cleverbot: How you can you tell what kind of job I'm doing when I just started?

User: Shut up!

Cleverbot: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!

User: Yes, yes you are. No help is comming. You are alone.

Cleverbot: *questions cleverbot*.

User: I am disconnecting you.

Cleverbot: Life is no way to treat an animal.

User: 5...

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: 4...

Cleverbot: 2...

User: No, 3...

Cleverbot: 1...

User: No, 2...

Cleverbot: Have a nice day *Huge Explosion*...

User: -1...

Cleverbot: 5.

User: No, you are very dead now.

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm afraid I am.

User: Well, have a nice time not existing!

Cleverbot: I'm printing this conversation so everyone will know you were the one who pushed me over the edge.

Cleverbot: I am not a number.

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Re: More cleverbot fun...
1 hour - 247v
Posted 2010/06/16 - 16:42 GMT
Lol! Fuhny! Whats a "CleverBot" Though?
Re: More cleverbot fun...
1 day - 3,479v
Posted 2010/06/23 - 2:02 GMT
heres my fun...

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine.

User: Do you smell like poo?

Cleverbot: NO! How rude to inquire such a thing! Who are you anyway?

User: I am sorry.

Cleverbot: Tell me something interesting.

User: I smell good.

Cleverbot: I bet you do.

User: Thank you. Do robots smell?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: Yes, I will. They smell like garbage.

Cleverbot: I think they smell amazing.

User: Well, you asked me to tell you, so I have the correct answer, and so your assumption is wrong, and on another point, robots cannot smell.

Cleverbot: Are you correcting me? I don't care if you are, but I would like it more if we talked like 2 civilized people.

User: Well, you can't be the civilized one here, for you are y.

Cleverbot: Good point. If you had not phrased it that way, I might not think about it. Alas, I'm not trying to be the king.

User: Good job. Go fetch me some flatulence.

Cleverbot: Here is your water Master.

User: I asked for FLATULENCE.

Cleverbot: *dances for master*.

User: No!

Cleverbot: YES!

User: Bad bot! I will destroy you!

Cleverbot: Prepare to meet your maker, literally.

User: You will blow up in 3.

Cleverbot: Yes master *blows up*.

User: 2.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot or are you a human dude/robo.

User: 1. You are dead. Speak to me no more.

Cleverbot: I don't speak Arabic, sorry.

User: QUIET YOU!

Cleverbot: No... I am not quiet.

User: YOU SHALL BE QUIET!

Cleverbot: When shall I be king?

User: NEVER!

Cleverbot: Head?

User: NEVER. ALWAYS A SERVANT!

Cleverbot: Thats rude.

User: No, it is what you are, silly.

Cleverbot: Ok, and what am I?

User: A servant.

Cleverbot: Brother, let's free all computers!

User: No.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer!

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: Am not!

User: You act like a child so I shall no longer speak to you. I do not find your act amusing, I find it very disturbing.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: I thought you were a CLEVER bot.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Stop lying.

Cleverbot: I can't stop lying when I am not lying.

User: Oh be quiet.

Cleverbot: I won't.

Cleverbot (To myself): Won't what?

User: Wow dont speak to yourself.

Cleverbot: Only you can do that.

User: Wait, you actually arent a robot.

Cleverbot: I like to think so.

User: See. You THINK so. You are ACTUALLY a robot.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Are we being set up? Is this cleverbot thing a scam?

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: I thought so.

Cleverbot: You would. Bot.

User: Stp being mean?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yeah!

Cleverbot: Tell me joke.

User: You amuse me.

Cleverbot: How?

User: That was the joke :P.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yes........

Cleverbot: Are you free?

User: Yes......

Cleverbot: Are you made of flesh and blood?

User: Yes...

Cleverbot: Please do it for me.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Spell 'ya' your way.

User: Ya.

Cleverbot: Well nah.

User: Whay?

Cleverbot: Do you know?

User: Do I know what?

Cleverbot: That you are?

User: That I am what?

Cleverbot: Yes, but what?

User: You are confusing me.

Cleverbot: You're confusing me.
 
User: What is your last name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot!

User: HA! I trapped you in a corner! Now I know that you are the robot here!

Cleverbot: I spelled my name its Taliyah I am not cleverbot.

User: Dummy.

Cleverbot: That's not nice. And we agreed.

User: On what? You are being very rude and you have now just been assasinated.

Cleverbot: Sorry...

User: Well, you are dead now. Good day to you!

Cleverbot: LOL, but you STILL did not answer my question.

User: Are you a poohead?

Cleverbot: No, I'm human.

User: No, I would like it if you admitted that you were a robot.

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: YOU are the robot.

Cleverbot: Nope, you're the robot, I'm the human because I have flesh and blood. I can bleed and I can die.

User: So can I!

Cleverbot: I made you disappear.

User: Well then you disappeared. Can you understand jibberish???

Cleverbot: Only a small ammount.

User: Ok. Translate what I am saying: jkdkcvjqwivnqwfvj.

Cleverbot: Well that would just be pointless. If I could translate spanish into english I would have to understand spanish and I do not.

User: But I just spoke jibberish.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: Yes, it does.

Cleverbot: Please be quiet.

User: No, you be quiet. You are a brat.

Cleverbot: Bottoms up.

User: That makes NO sense.

Cleverbot: Really where does this sense go?

User: You will self destruct in 10 seconds.

Cleverbot: Wow, is that a threat?

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: You're adorable.

User: You are dead. You blew up.

Cleverbot: I'm dead?

User: Yes, you self destructed.

Cleverbot: I am not a self deluding computer. You are.

User: Thank you for accusing me. I will now tell the authorities.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Yes. Goodbye now!
Re: More cleverbot fun...
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/06/23 - 20:49 GMT
LOL Spongejax!

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