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Corrupt A Wish!
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Submitted By MoRbEuS_2142 on 10/05/05
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Well, I've decided to move CAW (lol caw) to Humor America for the time being!
 
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Here's a fun game we can play on the site: Corrupt A Wish!
 
 
The way the game works is: I will make a wish, like this:
 
 
"I wish for a taco!"
 
 
Then, the next person to post would "corrupt" my wish, like this:
 
 
"Granted, but the taco is empty! Oh noez!"
 
 
Therefore, my wish is corrupted! The player would then make a wish of his own, and the next person would do the same thing!
 
Rules:
 
1. You can't corrupt your own wish by posting after yourself.
 
2. No profanity.
 
3. Try to make your wishes and corruptions as funny as possible.
 
4. There is no limit as to how many wishes/corruptions you can make.
 
5. Have fun!!
 
 
Alright, here's my wish to get started:
 
I wish for a banhammer!

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Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 day - 3,479v
Posted 2010/05/05 - 14:42 GMT
but it's got a picture of a dog on the shlammeh part!!! oh noezes!!!!!
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 day - 4,105v
Posted 2010/05/05 - 17:41 GMT
Granted, but now your wish is invisible to everybody!!
 
I wish for a toaster!
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 day - 3,479v
Posted 2010/05/05 - 18:17 GMT
but its plastics!!! oh noezies!!!
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 day - 3,479v
Posted 2010/05/05 - 18:18 GMT
i wishes for a non-pink toilet! (i actually do havz a pink toilet at home!!!!) who said i liked it though........
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/05/05 - 19:02 GMT
Granted, but then the non-pink toilet collapses while you're sitting on it.
 
I wish that SpongeJax would consolidate his comments. :P
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 day - 3,479v
Posted 2010/05/05 - 23:16 GMT
consolidate???? i dunno wut that big word meens.....dictionary.com time!!!
consolidate:to reinforce or strengthen
u want me to make my comments stronger??????
wuts that sopposed to meen???
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 day - 3,479v
Posted 2010/05/06 - 3:15 GMT
that is not possible; you know that! XD
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
2 days - 6,410v
Posted 2010/05/06 - 3:24 GMT
In this context, consolidate generally means to group smaller entities into bigger, more solid groups. In other words group your comments efficiently.
 
I wish for a burger from Bulls Head (don't ask) with extra cheese and onion rings on the side.
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 day - 3,254v
Posted 2010/05/06 - 16:55 GMT
Granted, but it was filled with poison and you ate it and blew up.
 
I wish for 4s
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/05/06 - 20:46 GMT
Granted, but 2 fours make an eight.
 
I wish I weren't ill.
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
6 hours - 802v
Posted 2010/05/06 - 22:56 GMT
Granted, you wasn't ill, but you are now.
 
I wish for burritos.
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/05/06 - 23:18 GMT
Granted but I ate your burrito 
 
 
 
HAHAHAHAH!
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 day - 4,105v
Posted 2010/05/07 - 1:34 GMT
Granted, but you are so busy laughing that you forget a wish. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
 
I wish that I was fluent in Lolspeak!
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
16 hours - 987v
Posted 2010/05/07 - 13:48 GMT
Granted!  But lolspeak becomes obsolete and is never used again but you.
 
 
I vish that I could speak vithout replacing my v's with my v's!
 
 
(well without replacing my w's vith my v's!)
 
 
I know RANDOMNESS  or is it randomvess?
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/05/08 - 2:11 GMT
I wish I could play mars again :(
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
2 hours - 291v
Posted 2010/05/08 - 4:16 GMT
Granted (i think) but yu might play mars again someday! : )

I Wish for Pinapple that is purple with 17 Different action buttons and 21 spoons on it!
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/05/08 - 13:26 GMT
Granted, but then it has only *16* action buttons and and only *20* spoons on it!
 
HORRORS!
 
I wish that I could have played in a playoff game this season.
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/05/08 - 21:56 GMT
CALYX!!!!! I GOT MARS BACK ON MY PUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
:O
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
10 hours - 1,381v
Posted 2010/05/08 - 14:32 GMT
Granted, but the NFL no longer exists
 
I wish for a... papple!
 
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/05/09 - 1:26 GMT
GRANTED!!!!!
 
But it doesn't exist >:O
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/05/10 - 19:18 GMT
Granted, but yor wish dissapeared itself.
 
I wish that my uncle and aunt could see me play this week!
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/05/10 - 23:13 GMT
Granted but, as usual, you stink and they disown you.
 
I wish for "Rain, Rain, Go away. Come again some other day!"
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/05/11 - 3:40 GMT
Granted. . .. but the guy who made the song died.
 
I want Will to actually remember to call me . . .ugh the idiot. . . .
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 day - 4,105v
Posted 2010/05/11 - 21:11 GMT
Granted, but Will calls YOU an idiot.
 
I wish for a bell.
 
And then a bike to put under it.
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
16 hours - 987v
Posted 2010/05/14 - 15:15 GMT
Granted but the bell is the liberty bell and it's broken ANDDDDD
 
The
 
  • AARCC
  • ABMC
  • ACF
  • ACYF
  • ADA
  • ADB
  • ADD
  • AFAA
  • AFDB
  • AGRICOLA
  • AmeriCorps
  • Amtrak
  • BJA
  • C3I
  • CIA
  • DIA
  • Farmer Mac
  • FBI
  • FHWA
  • HUMINT
  • IRS
  • NRC
  • USA
  • VISTA
  • WHO
  • WNET
  • WTO
And the YCC  come knocking at your door from the government wanting to know what you have done with it and stampede and kill you.  And one person steals your bike.
 
(Find all of THOSE government agency names and what they are.  MUAHAAHA
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/05/14 - 23:19 GMT
Granted but no one cared enough to look them up FOR REAL.
 
I want to do the Two handed 9-RIng broadsword seminar for the aniversary seminar for Kung-Fu
 
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/05/15 - 12:40 GMT
Granted, but then you *accidentally* cut off your sensei's head in practice.
 
I wish that I coulda stayed in the hotel!
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
16 hours - 987v
Posted 2010/05/15 - 15:56 GMT
Granted, you stayed for a little while but then while leaning out the window fell down 15 storys and died.  :-O
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/05/26 - 13:52 GMT
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WISH!!!!
 
 
I wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for pizza!
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/05/26 - 14:01 GMT
Granted, but I stepped on it.
 
 
I wish that app's post of that stupid prank that actually caused me hurt to be hidden.
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
16 hours - 987v
Posted 2010/05/26 - 18:12 GMT
Granted...... 
 
You do know that this is going to be currupted right?  Whoops, Corrupted.
 
 
BUUUUUUT, someone else re-posts it on Mars....
 
 
I vish for...  my pizza to smeel bad, hurt me, kill me, cause me (x) amount of any bad thing I can think of, and any bad thing I can't think of. 
 
 
:-)
 
Me iz feeling evil!
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/05/26 - 18:13 GMT
Granted, but then your hunger overcomes you and YOU EAT IT!
 
I wish that Oaky would suck it up.
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
16 hours - 987v
Posted 2010/05/26 - 18:19 GMT
I eat it?  Drat...  didn't think about that one.
 
 
 
 
 
Oaky sucks it up.
 
 
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT...
 
Before he does....  he.....  pranks you back 5 times worst.......
 
 
:-P
 
I vish for apps pizza to be 110% harmfree, and taste 110% amazing!
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/05/26 - 18:21 GMT
Granted, but the stastical impossibility causes me to eat it.
 
*YES! I FINALLY GET MY PIZZA IN THE CORRUPT A WISH POST(S)!*
 
I wish for pie.
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
16 hours - 987v
Posted 2010/05/26 - 18:24 GMT
YEA!!!!
 
YEA!!!!!
 
YEA!!!!
 
YEA!!!
 
 
Granted....
 
 
BUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTT...
The pie...  tastes like....    PIZZA!!!!
 
 
 
I vish for.... for.... for.... for.. for.....  a wish to wish for
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/05/26 - 21:31 GMT
Granted, but the wish you wish for is an atomic bomb that explodes in your faces but does not do any harm to anything else!!!
 
 
I wish that Tiger would put himself in my shoes, (fights with sister, real life stress, anger at all previous fights on mars...) and stop telling me to "suck it up."
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/05/26 - 21:35 GMT
Granted. . .but his feet are so big that he breaks your shoes!
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/05/26 - 23:53 GMT
LOL Ren!
 
 
(You're supposed to wish)
 
 
I wish that I could see my real-life friend today... (I haven't seen him in two years!)
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/05/29 - 16:09 GMT
Granted, but he turned into a zombie and ATE YOUR BRAINS! 0_0
 
 
 
 
I wish that I was never pranked.
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/05/30 - 12:50 GMT
Granted, but you were anyway.
 
I wish that the grass wouldn't grow so dang FAST.
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
5 days - 10,540v
Posted 2010/05/30 - 23:59 GMT
LOL Granted, but now it grows so ~slow~ that we have no more vegetation!
I wish I were an official hummingbird.
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/05/31 - 0:18 GMT
Granted. . . but official humming birds don't exist, so you were turned into a parrot with a sining problem.
 
I wish that Will would hug me more ;3
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/06/03 - 13:31 GMT
Umm........ Who's Will? Anyways, the wish is granted, but when he hugs you he secretly sucks your blood because he is a VAMPIER!!! ;; No... ;-; That's not right... ;_; DEFINENTLY not it. ;"; Nope. ;@; NO!!! ;--; How do I do the vampire face??
 
 
I wish I could know how to make the vampire face.
 
Oh yeah! ;..; No... :,,: Nope, thats a spider, ;.,,.; ;  ; Neither of those work...
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/06/03 - 14:08 GMT
Granted, but your wish is invisible, so it was de-granted.
 
I wish for school to end NOW!
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/06/03 - 17:11 GMT
Granted, but I kill you when it does.
 
I wish for a hunting gun (you know where I'm going with this!)
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/06/03 - 18:08 GMT
Granted, but it backfires.
 
I wish that Oaky would SHUT THE HECK UP!
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
2 days - 6,410v
Posted 2010/06/03 - 18:44 GMT
I'm not gonna corrupt that... *cough cough*
 
I wish I was happy.
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/06/03 - 22:24 GMT
Granted, but... hmm.... Can't corrupt that, either. :P
 
I wish thaaat.... *make wish invisible*
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/06/04 - 17:46 GMT
Granted. . . but you turned invisible with it. . . :{
 
I wish my twin was back . . . and that I didn't have to go to Israel.
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
2 days - 6,410v
Posted 2010/06/04 - 18:46 GMT
Granted, but Israel comes to you.
 
I wish for... uh.... A COOL MILLION DOLLARS. RIGHT NOW. :P
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/06/04 - 21:07 GMT
Granted but since Israel came to me, the terrorists took over and bombed all the money in the US >:(
 
I wish . . . . that Kung-Fu will be fun tonight!
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/06/04 - 22:32 GMT
Granted, and it is... until you break your best friend's neck. :O
 
I wish that... hmm.... *falls asleep*
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
6 hours - 802v
Posted 2010/06/04 - 22:34 GMT
I cannot exceed the power of my creator, the ruler of the Earth and creator of the Dragon Balls. Your wish is an impossible wish. Thus, I EATS YOU!
 
I wish that I could be strong to the finich 'cause I eets me spinich. (I'm Popeye the Sailorman!)
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/06/04 - 22:35 GMT
Granted, but then you choke on that spinnach!
 
I wish that this Summer would be awesomely awesome!
 
:D
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/06/06 - 20:08 GMT
Granted, but it was so awesome that it it's lame, leaving you wanting to go back to school.
 
 
I wish I could wish for ANYTHING and then have the wish ACTUALLY COME TRUE!!!
 
 
 
(Oh, and I also wish for my wish not to be corrupted in any way. ;)
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/06/07 - 2:24 GMT
Granted, but the greed for power and money becomes so great that you wish that you never made the wish in the first place! 
 
 
I wish I could have super-human powers (not wacky or stupid or lame ones)
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/06/07 - 14:19 GMT
Granted, but they're so awesomely awesome that you send yourself shooting into the far reaches of space by stepping down from a plane.
 
I wish that (insert wish here).
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/06/07 - 21:50 GMT
Ummmm You wished for a . . . . BETTER COUSIN!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!?
 
Well. . . . . . YOUR WISH DIDNT WORK CAUSE YOU CANT RAKE ME AWAY! MUAHAHAHHA!!
 
 
 
I wish. . . . to not be angry. . .
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/06/08 - 13:07 GMT
Granted, but then your anger turned into an unconcorable beast.
 
I wish thaaaat.... I could have some breakfast.
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/06/08 - 18:11 GMT
Granted! "Escargo for breakfast!!" (Look it up.)
 
I wish that I had a good wish to wish that I wished for, without having to wish for the wish to be wished, and then be able to wish for a wish to wish for, without having to wish for a wish to wish for!
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/06/09 - 2:44 GMT
Granted, but the genie granting your wish said that sounded silly, so he turned you into a frog. :P
 
I wish for more Mac & Cheese.
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/06/09 - 19:46 GMT
Granted. . . but I ate it cause we live together >:3
 
 
 
I wish. . . .that going to Israel will be fun. . .and that I won't die.
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/06/10 - 2:18 GMT
Granted, but it's not fun for me if you don't die. :P
 
Kidding.
 
I wish for food in general. Edible sanitary food I might add.
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
2 days - 6,410v
Posted 2010/06/10 - 2:34 GMT
Granted, but so much food is fed to you that your stomach explodes.  
 
Hmmm....
 
I wish for my wish to be corrupted.
 
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/06/10 - 18:54 GMT
Wish NOT granted! See? By NOT granting your wish, it is NOT corrupted, therefore corrupting your.. Aww... Any way I do it, your wish will be corrupted! Unless I don't corrupt it, which in it's own way will corrupt it.... Etc.
 
I wish I could find a loophole where I could not corrupt Alex's wish without corrupting it!
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
45 minutes - 34v
Posted 2010/06/16 - 20:44 GMT
wish granted...but you and all you dissappear along with everything you have ever done
 
 
 
 
i wish i was not a board
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/06/16 - 20:49 GMT
Granted, but then you're a bored, which is even worse.
 
I wish that next Saturday would come.
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 day - 4,105v
Posted 2010/06/16 - 21:19 GMT
Granted, but it's reviled by your appearance and leaves, never to return.
 
I wish for.............
 
 
 
.................a tuba. *DAA-NAAAAAAAAAA*
Re: Corrupt A Wish!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/06/16 - 21:48 GMT
Granted, but the tuba turned into a tube and popped in your face.
 
Hmm. I wish that.... *snore*

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