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The Great Things That Mom Taught Me!
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Submitted By MoRbEuS_2142 on 10/05/05
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My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...

"Just wait until your father gets home."



My Mother taught me about RECEIVING...

"You are going to get it when we get home!"



My Mother taught me about RELIGION...

"You better PRAY that stain will come out of the carpet!"



My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...

"What were you thinking?! Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!!"



My Mother taught me LOGIC...

"If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."



My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."



My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...

"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."



My Mother taught me HUMOR...

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."



My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."



My Mother taught me about GENETICS...

"You're just like your father."



My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...

"Do you think you were born in a barn?"



My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...

"When you get to be my age, you will understand.



And last but not least...



My Mother taught me about JUSTICE...

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you...Then you'll see what it's like!"



Happy Mother's Day!!!

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Re: The Great Things That Mom Taught Me!
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Posted 2010/05/05 - 18:52 GMT
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Love it!
Re: The Great Things That Mom Taught Me!
16 hours - 987v
Posted 2010/05/07 - 13:50 GMT
But but but.... IT'S NOT MOTHER'S DAY!!! 
Re: The Great Things That Mom Taught Me!
2 weeks - 32,767v
Posted 2010/05/07 - 14:25 GMT
This thread = Win.
Re: The Great Things That Mom Taught Me!
10 hours - 1,381v
Posted 2010/05/08 - 14:37 GMT
My mother taught me to go get bread....
''But i cant! im grounded from going outside!''
(that would aslo work for school :P)
Re: The Great Things That Mom Taught Me!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/05/26 - 14:01 GMT
LOL! This is awesome.

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