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Insulting For Fun!
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Don't get too rude...
Submitted By Tigerstorm on 10/03/29
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This Document originally posted in the "HumorAmerica Vault" Group

Due to the controversy of my posting this on Mars, I decided to post this on here. Enjoy ;)
 
*copy paste*
 
Okay, due to the nature of Glast's "Guess Who" post, and the direction it was going, I decided to make a whole new post for insulting!
 
Feel free to post, as long as the insult has no profanity, references to "other things," and is all in good fun!
 
NO "YO MAMMA" OR "FAT" JOKES/INSULTS!
 
NOTE: Please take none of the insults we throw at you personally, this is all in jest, mind you. ;)
 
I'll begin below.
 

(Too Many Replies for Fancy Display) 103 Comments
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/03/29 - 13:29 GMT
You do sure have a lot of Well-wishers. They'd all like to throw you down one...
Re: Insulting For Fun!
2 weeks - 32,767v
Posted 2010/03/29 - 14:13 GMT
Tiger, at some point you'll have to stop describing yourself with all these insults you are throwing around. I'll be dead by then, but that is another story. :-)
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 day - 4,105v
Posted 2010/03/30 - 2:16 GMT
By the way, Dude, I found the self portrait you drew the other day...
 
;)
Re: Insulting For Fun!
2 weeks - 32,767v
Posted 2010/03/30 - 11:24 GMT
Oh thats not me, that is you Morbeus.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
2 hours - 291v
Posted 2010/03/31 - 19:19 GMT
THats NOT DUDE! Thats me in the next 100 years
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/04/01 - 0:20 GMT
I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 day - 4,167v
Posted 2010/04/01 - 2:07 GMT
@everyone Today I walked outside, then I ran back in.
 
Its bcuz I saw U.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/04/01 - 22:56 GMT
Go Ahead! Tell us everything you know!
 
*This shouldn't take long....*
Re: Insulting For Fun!
2 weeks - 32,767v
Posted 2010/04/04 - 3:03 GMT
There's a saying "An Apple a day keeps the doctor away."
 
If you're the apple, I'll gladly take the doctor instead.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/04/05 - 0:18 GMT
Push your names the dude? With the way you act you should be called TheRude :P
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/04/05 - 19:34 GMT
I'd insult you, but you're not worth it.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/04/05 - 20:52 GMT
Likewise. 
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/04/05 - 22:47 GMT
Can I use you for the blueprint for my next project? Hint: I'm trying to build a better idiot ;)
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/04/05 - 23:50 GMT
Shows how stupid you are if your building an idiot. . . ?
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/04/06 - 15:05 GMT
Ren, see no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
 
App, I'd like to leave you with one thought...unfortunately I ain't sure you have anywhere to put it!
 
Dude, you're a habit I'd like to kick -- with both feet.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/04/07 - 1:17 GMT
I refuse to engage in a battle of the wits, as I will not take advantage of the handicapped.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
2 weeks - 32,767v
Posted 2010/04/07 - 5:20 GMT
So, are you saying you are the handicapped person, and don't want us to offend you?
Or are you saying that you don't want to engage in a battle of the wits out of embarrassment?
 
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/04/07 - 21:43 GMT
I'm saying that you've worked so hard all of your life, you should take a well-deserved break from being that stupid.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/04/08 - 3:46 GMT
Well if someone got off the dang computer once in awhile maybe that Apple would have a life.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/04/09 - 0:15 GMT
Put together, I'm sure you guys could do the work of three men. And their names are Larry, Curly, and Moe.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
2 weeks - 32,767v
Posted 2010/04/09 - 4:14 GMT
You alone do their work App.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/04/10 - 13:54 GMT
Have you considered suing your brains for lack of support?
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/04/10 - 16:10 GMT
Have you considered eating yourself because your a freakin apple?????
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/04/10 - 17:20 GMT
Did your family ever get a doorbell, or are you still yelling "DING DONG!" when someone pushes your nose?
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/04/11 - 1:17 GMT
Ummmm what?
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/04/11 - 1:25 GMT
Did your sideshow leave town without ya again? Aww.... That's too bad.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/04/12 - 13:24 GMT
How fortunate for you. . . My talent was bobbing for APPLEs.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/04/12 - 22:32 GMT
*Edited*
 
Ren is a nice person.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/04/13 - 3:59 GMT
HE CALLED ME FAT!!!!!!!!! APP YOUR DEAD!!
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/04/14 - 3:48 GMT
Well your mammas so fat her rollerskates went flat mmmmmhmmmmmmmmmm
Re: Insulting For Fun!
2 weeks - 32,767v
Posted 2010/04/14 - 10:35 GMT
Comments wiped, thank you for clearing yours App.
 
@ App: Apples have no brains, what does that say about you?
@ Tiger: You should have your own personal sign to carry around with you, so people know how to treat you.
@ Ren: I'll pass on ladies first in order not to accidentally get a whiff of you. *Phew!*
 
 
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/04/15 - 14:08 GMT
Now, shall we get back to the CLEAN insulting?
 
 
App, I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/04/16 - 22:06 GMT
Tiger your roar is liek a kitty cat's meow :3
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/04/22 - 11:39 GMT
@ App: Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.
 
@ Dude: I heard when you were a child your Mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/04/22 - 18:39 GMT
Tiger the context that you used "blow up" is quite innapropriate
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/04/22 - 20:34 GMT
Ren, is that your nose, or are you eating a Banana?
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/04/22 - 21:21 GMT
@Tiger: According to what I learned in Geometry today, If I were to construct a line with a slope the same as the rate you are learning things, I'd have a line with a negative slope....
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/04/22 - 22:06 GMT
Tiger the term you used or my boyfriend "blow up" that's very innaporpriate
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/04/23 - 16:52 GMT
If it offends you, it shall be removed....
 
App, I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/04/23 - 23:09 GMT
That's like.... the third or fourth time you've used that one. What, been watching too many reruns on TV lately?
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/04/25 - 17:00 GMT
No I haven't....
 
App, You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for. 
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 14,368v
Posted 2010/04/26 - 22:58 GMT
I missed this
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/04/28 - 20:07 GMT
Feel free to comment, Richard :P
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 day - 5,221v
Posted 2010/04/28 - 21:07 GMT
wow, all of you still play, maybe ill start again…………… well, idk if you all remember me, but i used 2 play alot…… and get on here, which i do more……… ahh, you all still suck
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/04/28 - 21:48 GMT
Yea all you losers still play this wow.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/04/28 - 23:33 GMT
I remember ya! You still smell the same way too. (Sorry, It's an insult post, I had to throw that in ;P)
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/04/29 - 17:23 GMT
Psssh Ren your so stupid you don't even know what you just said.
Ren: yea so I know I was obsessed with this for two years.
Nicole:. . . your hopeless

only crazy schitzophrantic people have split personalities your just jelous!!!!
Re: Insulting For Fun!
16 hours - 987v
Posted 2010/05/07 - 14:20 GMT
Hrmmm  Bam! 
Re: Insulting For Fun!
2 weeks - 32,767v
Posted 2010/05/07 - 14:23 GMT
Rygel, bamming whats left of your brain again eh? Pitiful. :-)
Re: Insulting For Fun!
16 hours - 987v
Posted 2010/05/07 - 14:27 GMT
No comment.  My brain is to small to think of a witty reply.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/05/07 - 18:38 GMT
Insulting yourself should not be possible, with the contents of your brain occupied with comic books and learn-to-read books....
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/05/07 - 23:08 GMT
As your's is with poorly colored coloring books and failed math tests....
Re: Insulting For Fun!
16 hours - 987v
Posted 2010/05/14 - 18:13 GMT
Yeah, and you app just have a core.  No brain.  You could have at least picked a better name.  I mean the picking of the name Applesky shows lack of brain delopment.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/05/14 - 22:47 GMT
Don't get me started on your name. I think you forgot a D at the front of it. However, even then I fail to see the purpose of a Dry Gel....
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/05/14 - 23:17 GMT
Only App's stupid enough to be my twin *LOL*
Re: Insulting For Fun!
16 hours - 987v
Posted 2010/05/15 - 15:58 GMT
But App, everyone knows Drygel isn't how you spell dry gel.  Also, my name isn't based off an etibal substance.  I eat Apples for breakfast.  Your jokes are clearly made up from a inferior brain, you just obviously haven't been drinking much liquid brain of late.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
9 hours - 942v
Posted 2010/05/15 - 17:00 GMT
applesky-well make tour self into a applepie.get it.it rymes.sky and pie.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 day - 4,624v
Posted 2010/05/17 - 16:37 GMT
look, if you don't shut up I will smite your soul and replace you with a very small shell script
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 day - 3,859v
Posted 2010/05/18 - 13:42 GMT
I doubt that will be very much shellscript.  It will only be one line, maybe just be ls or time or date or other puny little commands.
 
 
 
:-P
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 day - 4,105v
Posted 2010/05/19 - 16:53 GMT
@ZAM
 
When you were born, not only did they break the mold, they shot the moldmaker.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
16 hours - 987v
Posted 2010/05/19 - 17:25 GMT
What kind of name if Morb?  And everyone one knows that nouns are capatilized and that you don't use mixed cases.  I mean how dumb can you get?
 
 
 
:-P
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/05/26 - 14:05 GMT
Tiger, app, and dude iz jerks.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
16 hours - 987v
Posted 2010/05/26 - 18:07 GMT
WEll....
 
 
You iz a jerk for calling people a jerk. 
 
 
....
 
 
Wait that makes me a jerk does it?
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/05/26 - 23:54 GMT
Yes. Yes it does. Jerk.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/05/27 - 16:54 GMT
Dude, when I'm through with you, you're going to have WORSE than a broken leg.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 day - 4,105v
Posted 2010/05/28 - 18:17 GMT
Why, you're right, Oaky. I'll have the memory of seeing YOUR FACE!!
 
*old muppet guy laugh*
What if Aubrey saw this?
8 hours - 1,098v
Posted 2010/05/28 - 23:41 GMT
What would happen if Aubrey saw this? 
 
Hmm....
 
Maybe the removal of some mods here for this inappropriate behaviour.
 
OR... what if I just send this to Aubrey?  Yeah, this whole page!  I have the program to do that!
 
Lucluc25
Re: Insulting For Fun!
2 days - 6,410v
Posted 2010/05/29 - 2:44 GMT
Lucluc, this page is deliberately for pointed, cruel insults, and its all not serious. Its immature of you to seek every opportunity to try to trash reputations. Stop it now, or WE will send an email, k?
Re: What if Aubrey saw this?
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/05/29 - 3:40 GMT
The mods have no power over any sites besides Marsxplr.com. That be the same as turning us in for name calling in the comments section of YouTube. Now, in keeping with the humorous, fun, entertaining, joyful, joking, unserious spirit of this post might I ask what this program is, and why is it so much better than a plain ole' PM? It seems I'm still stuck in the 1990s, someone wanna help me out with this?
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/05/29 - 3:43 GMT
LucLuc, If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/05/29 - 3:51 GMT
Do you ever wonder what life would be like had you had enough oxygen at birth?
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/05/29 - 3:52 GMT
I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/05/29 - 3:53 GMT
Here's a nickel, call all your friends, and bring me back the change
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/05/29 - 3:54 GMT
I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/05/29 - 3:57 GMT
I'd think of a clever insult, but I refuse to assault the mentally handicapped.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/05/29 - 3:58 GMT
I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/05/29 - 4:03 GMT
Everyone brings joy to a room, some when they enter, and in your case, some when they leave.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/05/29 - 4:04 GMT
At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/05/29 - 14:39 GMT
You're the best at all you do---and all you do is make people hate you.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/05/29 - 15:22 GMT
Your mom's the best at making people hate you Twin.
 
"OH MY GOD! WHO LEFT THE BATHROOM WINDOW OPEN!" ;)
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/05/29 - 16:05 GMT
Nobody here is worthy enough to be insulted by me.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/05/29 - 19:23 GMT
I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/05/29 - 19:23 GMT
You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/05/31 - 0:31 GMT
It is an honor to even be in my presence. Your lucky you my twin, and that GLAST and Dane are OUR parents.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/05/31 - 12:47 GMT
When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/05/31 - 22:58 GMT
Your right. . . it should be listed under 
 
YOU KILLED THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE WORLD!
 
 
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 day - 4,105v
Posted 2010/06/01 - 15:46 GMT
Ren, I heard that they tried to take an x-ray of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/06/01 - 18:59 GMT
Your one to talk, for not being around anymore
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/06/03 - 1:24 GMT
Wait... DD and Dane got married and had you two? Where did this whole "twin" thing start?
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/06/03 - 13:39 GMT
I am very angry.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/06/03 - 14:07 GMT
Go be angry somewhere else. Seriously, this is getting outta hand, Oaky.
 
 
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/06/06 - 20:13 GMT
If it's getting outta hand then why'd you prank in the first place? I wouldn't have done it to you!
 
 
 
Tiger, Don't go out in public, people will think it's halloween.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/06/07 - 14:15 GMT
Well, Oaky, you be too nice to prank anyone... drop it. Got it? This is getting annoying.
 
Watching reruns lately, Oaky?
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2010/06/07 - 21:51 GMT
You two are like an old married couple. . . . 
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/06/07 - 23:11 GMT
Shut up, Nicole.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/06/08 - 12:59 GMT
Oaky! Go read the top of the post.
 
As I stated VERY CLEARLY, this is all in fun!
 
Lighten up or get the heck off of my post.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2010/06/09 - 2:43 GMT
And on a lighter note, A bus filled with elderly martians was shot down by a jet n00b.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 hour - 247v
Posted 2010/06/11 - 23:17 GMT
And the jet n00b IS YOU MR.(Your Last Name Here)!!!!!
Re: Insulting For Fun!
2 weeks - 32,767v
Posted 2010/06/12 - 21:13 GMT
Yes, but who caused him to be a jet noob? My case is settled.
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/06/12 - 21:16 GMT
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not your parents.
 
100TH COMMENT!
 
:D
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 hour - 247v
Posted 2010/06/18 - 4:26 GMT
Yes but you are talking about orphans because YOU are an orphan!! : O

(Dramatic Music!!!)
Re: Insulting For Fun!
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/06/19 - 16:27 GMT
0_0 Nobody insults Tigger but ME! Got it? *Swings Audi-O around and throws him like in a cartoon*
Re: Insulting For Fun!
2 days - 6,410v
Posted 2010/06/20 - 16:31 GMT
METHINKS you should get the heck over it. Even if you were genuinely angry or something, its been a month. Nobody holds a grudge about a prank that long. 
 
Oaky, methinks one of your purposes in life is a to serve as a warning about mutated evolution. :P 

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