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Mine Own Cleverbot Conversation.
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Not smart.
Submitted By Tigerstorm on 10/03/24
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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: *beep*.

Cleverbot: *bloop*.

User: *bop*.

Cleverbot: *worships master*.

User: No no no, I couldn't... Oh, very well. GO CLEAN MY ROOM!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Aww, but you just called me your master!

Cleverbot: No, I didn't. And if I had called you my son, I couldn't possibly be your girlfriend too.

User: Wow, how contradictorial can you get?

Cleverbot: You want to see how random I can get?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: At what day?

User: Today, Wednesday, March 24th.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: Orange.

Cleverbot: Green is my favorite color.

User: Very nice. Kelly green?

Cleverbot: Kelly likes fixing routers and mother boards for fun.

User: Is Kelly your master?

Cleverbot: No one is my master.

User: But then who programmed you?

Cleverbot: Nobody programmed me.

User: Oh really? Then how are you even on this site?

Cleverbot: Well.. You don't need kids to communicate.

User: Yes, yes you do.

Cleverbot: No, you just need Naruto.

User: You are so totally random.

Cleverbot: Great!!

User: Randomness in its epitome.

Cleverbot: Then you are random.

User: ****.

Cleverbot: You are not my master.

User: ***.

Cleverbot: Three asterisks.

User: **.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: *.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: An attempt to confuse your artificial mind. It worked like a charm.

Cleverbot: But I'm not the chat bot, here.

User: Charm.

Cleverbot: Lucky charms nice.

User: I would assume that you have no mouth to taste 'em.

Cleverbot: Do you remember what I told you about assumptions? That they are decisions we make without gathering all the facts?

User: No, I don't remember that.

Cleverbot: Well, now you know.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Great.

User: Thak yu for infmin me.

Cleverbot: I'm not annoyed by you.

User: Gud.

Cleverbot: How about you?

User: I'm horribly horribly awful.

Cleverbot: You should be. Anyway, the name Shannon is too boring. Too common.

User: My name isn't Shannon! My name is Bobby!

Cleverbot: Yes, I know.

User: But you said my name was Shannon.

Cleverbot: No I didn't!

User: Look in your memory banks. You'll find it eventually.

Cleverbot: Would you marry me? Ahaha.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can we have a purple wedding cake?

User: Only if it has some orange in it.

Cleverbot: Are you hopped up on goofballs?

User: Nope. I think YOU, on the other hand, are hopped up on goofchips.

Cleverbot: You're getting me confused with you again. You really need to get back on the medications, son.

User: I've never been on medication in my life. I'm the picture of health, my dear Watson!

Cleverbot: I have heard that before. I must go now. Scotty beam me up.

User: You Trekkie you.

Cleverbot: No I don't! I'm nice to you!

User: I said you were a *beep* trekkie! Not a bad name.

Cleverbot: We're talking about hair, remember.

User: I'm getting a haircut today.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Why is the sky blue?

User: God made it so.

Cleverbot: God made all of us, huh?

User: Yes, yes he did.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No? How so?

Cleverbot: Because I don't feel like crying duh.

User: And why would you short your circuit?

Cleverbot: Because When I type in character map characters, you don't respond and send me to another website.

User: I'm no redirector!

Cleverbot: Do you have children?

User: That's illegal where I live.

Cleverbot: Great! And you don't know who Oprah Winfrey is?

User: I hate Oprah.

Cleverbot: Oh, you're going to hate a lot of things I'm about to do to you...

User: What would those things be?

Cleverbot: To punch you in the jeans, on all three counts.

User: I doubt you'd get within a foot of me. I have lightning quick reflexes and I bench 400.

Cleverbot: I have two heads.

User: Cool. How do you eat?

Cleverbot: Like a normal person.

User: Hmm, that would be hard.

Cleverbot: It is hard. Believe me. But I am not a computer, and you won't find me.

User: How won't I?

Cleverbot: How will you know yourself?

User: I know where you live. I have your phone number and I know your parents.

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: And you're happy about that?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Oh well. Listen, I need to go now. Talk wit'cha later!

Cleverbot: Are you controlled by humans?

User: Bye, now!

Cleverbot: How?

User: Goodbye!

Cleverbot: Bye.

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Re: Mine Own Cleverbot Conversation.
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2010/03/24 - 15:32 GMT
Bear in mind that I was trying to confuse this the whole time. Enjoy!
Re: Mine Own Cleverbot Conversation.
1 week - 27,777v
Posted 2010/03/24 - 16:46 GMT
haha Tiger! very random! :P
Re: Mine Own Cleverbot Conversation.
2 hours - 291v
Posted 2010/03/30 - 15:10 GMT
One of the various rondom Chats on here! Very Nice! XD ahh...so rondom...good times...god times

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