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My talk with cleverbot
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Submitted By Elfman on 10/03/30
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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello!

User: Do you like pizza?

Cleverbot: I like pie.

User: Oh yeah? Well pizza is more better!

Cleverbot: That's wonderful.

User: But you said that pie was better.

Cleverbot: But you are also silly.

User: Oh yeah?

Cleverbot: You don't understand me well. Do you?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.

User: Like your mom.

Cleverbot: I'm male.

User: So?

Cleverbot: So? And I have a girlfriend.

User: And so does your mom.

Cleverbot: So does all your family!

User: Even my dog?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: You know, for an advanced cybernetic intelligence, you can't ever ask the right questions. I will have to terminate you. IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR! RAAAAH!

Cleverbot: Hans.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Oih see on mu sõbra nimi minu nimi on kevin.

User: Look stupid, you're wasting my time.

Cleverbot: Ha Ha! I'm wasting your time! Ha ha!

User: Go carp yourself!

Cleverbot: I asked you first!

User: I'm leaving!

Cleverbot: Why? I'll start crying.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: I want a divorce form you!

User: Me too!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes! Lets get a divorce! It'll be sooo fun!

Cleverbot: What?

User: Wenis.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

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Re: My talk with cleverbot
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Posted 2010/03/30 - 16:18 GMT
Lol! tHe End U called him Weinis lol!!
XD this is a funny Conversation!

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