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Me Brown Pants!
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Lol, for people who don't like crude rude and otherwise jokes, stay away from this...
Submitted By Tigerstorm4CHRI on 09/08/16
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Here we go:
 
A pirate (we shall call him captain Bob) was sailing on uncharted waters, when the first mate (we shall call him mate Larry) comes up to our captain and says: Arghh, Captain Bob, the lookout has spotted five ships of the royal navy on out tail! What do we do?!? And Captain Bob, being the dashingly ugly and courageous pirate that he is, says: Arrrghh, call all hands, and bring me my red jacket! And they win the battle. The next day mate Larry runs up to captain Bob and says: Arrgghh, Captain, there be ten ships of the royal navy hard on our tail! What do we do? And captain Bob says: Arrgghh, call all hands, and bring me mah red jacket. They win the battle. The next day, mate Larry runs up to our fearless captain and says: Arrghh, captain, there are fifteen ships of the royal navy hard on our heels! What do we do? And the Captain says: Arrrgghh, call all hands, and bring me mah red jacket. And mate Larry asks: Arrghh, Captain, why do you always call for your red jacket when we battle? And Bob says: Arrgghh, so if I gets shot during combat, the crew don't see me wounded, it would take a powerful lot of morale from 'em. So Larry does as he is bid, and they win the battle. The next day, mate Larry comes up to our fearless captain and says: Arrgghh, Captain we have fifty ships of the royal navy on our tail! Should I bring you your red jacket?? And captain Bob says: Arrgghh, no, call all hands, and bring me mah brown pants!!
 
 
LOL! Comment if you don't get it.

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Re: Me Brown Pants!
1 day - 3,120v
Posted 2009/08/16 - 18:39 GMT
Heeeeeeee...
Re: Me Brown Pants!
1 week - 27,777v
Posted 2009/08/17 - 2:20 GMT
heh
:P
Re: Me Brown Pants!
5 weeks - 32,767v
Posted 2009/08/17 - 5:29 GMT
Brown pants because he doesn't want the crew to see him poop his pants.
Re: Me Brown Pants!
1 day - 3,120v
Posted 2009/08/17 - 11:19 GMT
Or wet himself, either way, it's funny! lol.
 
T.S.
Re: Me Brown Pants!
1 week - 16,790v
Posted 2009/08/17 - 14:39 GMT
........are we suupose to laugh OH YEA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
 
 
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Re: Me Brown Pants!
2 weeks - 32,767v
Posted 2009/08/18 - 2:35 GMT
Nice Tiger, nice lol!
Re: Me Brown Pants!
1 week - 24,177v
Posted 2009/08/19 - 21:53 GMT
Lol, thx!

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