"Hi, my name is evolutionist. You know, I have a real problem. See, God
created the universe and life, but I just don't like to acknowledge god."
LAWL.
way to go and portray a atheist naturalist.
you do understand that this entire post fall apart....because for anyone that doesn't believe in your particular version of god...this shit don't apply.
ofc let's not forget all those THEISTIC NATURALIST OUT THERE.
or the agnostic believers.
" It has always been my fancy to live outside of my natural boundaries and exalt myself and nature."
XD coming from the cap who claim their magical sky daddy will send them to a magical kingdom in the sky outside of reality.
NO DICE!
"Now, I don't really know why, but I have trouble trying to live after
my lusts and desires and glorify the natural humanity and acknowledge
god, that would presume to set moral boundries on everything."
i'm afraid the "no god no morals" arguement has been debunked..THOROUGHLY..
"So one day, I had a great idea. I thought up this concept about all life and matter coming from nothing."
which ironically applies to "in the biginning there was nothign then god made everything" and NOT to a natural worldview...well, it does to that strawman you created in your imagination.
". Silly, I know, but, a lot of the idleing philosophers out there that opposes god as I do, have really taken a liking to it."
ofc, lets take a crap on those heathen classical philosophers or those atheistic wisemen who see through your delusions of the supernatural.
"Well, as it turned out, there was some resistance. Some people would
not go for it right off hand, so I knew I had to do something."
for the last time.
ACCEPTENCE OF THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION, BIG BANG, ABIOGENESIS, STELLAR FORMATION, ALL THESE THEORIES DO NOT EXCLUDE THE EXISTANCE OF A GOD.
"Not only did I think this up out of the blue, but I explained my way right into an inclusive fallacy."
way to bitchslap science.
"Now, we have this concept 'dug in in france' and explain so many
circles around the idea, that dismissing the idea itself is impossible
without the exponential spew of endless chatter and psuke."
and THIS is what you came up with when you tried to come up with a definition of "evolutionists" that everyone would just find silly, especially the REAL evolutionists, who KNOW what the theory actually is, or all the physisit that you amused with this, you know, the people who formulated the big bang and stellar formation theories.
you're arguing agains an imaginary concept 9tails. NOT reality.
"Ahh, sometimes I feel as though I could to any length to keep god away from people. I truly am one crafty fellow."
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and sometime i just can't help misleading people to my particular version of god, even if it means disobeying one of the very rules i should live by..
"thou shalt not bear false witness...."
ring a bell?
