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The art theif.
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This guy needs to go back to kindergarden...
Submitted By 2cul2play on 09/05/13
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Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. 

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:

(brace yourself)

(this is going to hurt.)

(really bad.)

"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
For all those slow ones, "I had no money to buy the gas to make the van go."

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Re: The art theif.
1 week - 27,777v
Posted 2009/05/13 - 19:59 GMT
haha!!!! That's good! Is that a true story?
Re: The art theif.
21 hours - 3,209v
Posted 2009/05/21 - 6:03 GMT
ROFL my dad told me that one too!
Re: The art theif.
2 weeks - 32,767v
Posted 2009/05/21 - 14:19 GMT
Some people I swear lol
Re: The art theif.
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/05/26 - 14:08 GMT
Re: The art theif.
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2010/05/26 - 14:12 GMT
Funny. lol.
Re: The art theif.
16 hours - 987v
Posted 2010/05/26 - 18:01 GMT
Re: The art theif.
2 days - 6,410v
Posted 2010/05/26 - 18:05 GMT
Haha, heard that one a while ago, pretty lolish! 

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