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Weird Laws
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There's some of thee laws that yer'd maybee like
Submitted By dinamicdiamond on 09/05/04
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So I was thar lookin for some of thee dumb laws and found a bit of em'! XD These thar are real laws!


It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.

Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.


A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.


Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

Whaling is illegal.

Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

New York

You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.


All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.


Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

It is against the law to attempt to break any law in title 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare).

Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.

One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows.

North Carolina

It’s against the law to sing off key.

Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.

Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair.

Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.

Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.

It is illegal to drive cars through city cemeteries for pleasure.


Thistles may not grow in one’s yard.

It’s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.

Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.

It is illegal to remove a public building by writing on it.

It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.

Citizens may not swim in the public fountains within the city limits.

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Re: Weird Laws
1 day - 5,221v
Posted 2009/05/04 - 20:40 GMT
rotfl! i just finished california and its already reely funny!
Re: Weird Laws
2 weeks - 32,767v
Posted 2009/05/04 - 20:45 GMT
lol, i loved them all
You know we can legally moon people in N.C lol
It's not against the law here :P
Re: Weird Laws
1 week - 27,777v
Posted 2009/05/05 - 23:41 GMT
I broke the last Alaska one LOL
Re: Weird Laws
1 day - 4,448v
Posted 2009/05/07 - 16:12 GMT
Alaska's the best!!! :)
Re: Weird Laws
1 week - 22,204v
Posted 2009/05/07 - 19:45 GMT
I was looking through some other ones for states, I thought this one was funny and applies to New Hampshire: On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
Re: Weird Laws
1 week - 16,808v
Posted 2009/05/09 - 8:27 GMT
Re: Weird Laws
21 hours - 3,209v
Posted 2009/05/21 - 6:37 GMT
ROFL!!! in texas, everything is legal! just take this for example: if u own private property, and someone even steps on it, you can legally shoot to kill them. rofl, why?!?!?! i can see it now... DANG KIDS, GET OFF MAH LAWN! BANG!
Re: Weird Laws
21 hours - 3,209v
Posted 2009/05/21 - 6:38 GMT
lol my dad went 2 alaska and saw moose from an airplane!
Re: Weird Laws
1 week - 16,808v
Posted 2009/05/23 - 19:59 GMT
Hmmmm I wonder whats illegal in my state
Re: Weird Laws
1 week - 27,777v
Posted 2009/05/24 - 1:01 GMT
Lol this isn't a law but when sarah palin was running for vise president there were secret service agents all over the place in Alaska and my little sister showed her tounge to one...... Hehe
Re: Weird Laws
21 hours - 3,209v
Posted 2009/05/24 - 5:41 GMT
in oregon u cant pump ur own gas, idk why, u just cant!
Re: Weird Laws
1 week - 27,777v
Posted 2009/10/27 - 17:09 GMT
I found out the reason why people can't push moose out of aroplanes in Alaska, it's 'cause once some one did at about 3,000 feet and it some how landed on a police car.
Re: Weird Laws
17 hours - 1,754v
Posted 2009/12/19 - 14:40 GMT
Anyone else feel like crying in laughter with me?  =D  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL
Re: Weird Laws
1 week - 16,808v
Posted 2009/10/27 - 22:30 GMT
Re: Weird Laws
1 week - 24,924v
Posted 2009/11/10 - 1:13 GMT
Umm... What?
Re: Weird Laws
1 day - 3,671v
Posted 2009/11/10 - 12:35 GMT
Re: Weird Laws
1 day - 3,479v
Posted 2009/12/17 - 1:47 GMT
Re: Weird Laws
1 week - 16,808v
Posted 2009/12/17 - 6:17 GMT
Gasp! Whats funny is even I dont remember what that whole lmfao thing stands for anymore
Re: Weird Laws
1 day - 3,671v
Posted 2009/12/21 - 2:01 GMT
it stands for laughing my ****ing a** off
Re: Weird Laws
1 week - 16,808v
Posted 2009/12/21 - 4:05 GMT
I know that one, but I mean what the whole intire phrase says
Re: Weird Laws
1 day - 3,671v
Posted 2009/12/22 - 20:09 GMT
Re: Weird Laws
1 week - 16,808v
Posted 2009/12/24 - 5:27 GMT
Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaa bbboooooiiiiiiiiiii

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