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Dumb blond jokes
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A collection of dumb blonde jokes
Submitted By 2cul2play on 09/03/18
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A blonde is driving on the road, and she's going from lane to lane swerving out of control. Finally, she gets pulled over. The cop asks her why she is driving so weird. She says that she has never taking LSD and has 20/20 vision, but where ever she drives, there is a tree right in front of her. The cop looks at her rear view mirror and says:Lady, that's your air freshener. 
 
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
 
How do you keep a blonde at home?
Build a circular driveway
 
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? 
Pull the pin and throw it back
 
How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Monday!
 
 
 How do you confuse a blonde? 
 Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.
 
more to come!
 
 

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Re: Dumb blond jokes
2 weeks - 32,767v
Posted 2009/03/19 - 3:41 GMT
can't wait, those were good lol
Re: Dumb blond jokes
5 days - 10,540v
Posted 2009/03/19 - 16:49 GMT
Funny yes, but what is with the dumb blonde stuff?? I mean how in the name of peanuts is a blonde dumb?
Re: Dumb blond jokes
1 week - 12,017v
Posted 2009/03/20 - 3:18 GMT
very funny

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