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(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/02/27 - 20:25 GMT

Granted, but the chocolate chip's are made of Iron...

I wish for MORE PIE!

( Thanks for making a new thread... 1st comment! )

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/02/27 - 21:59 GMT

Granted, but it was made of frog poo!

I wish for more brownies.

(thanks for making a new one)

Hakuna matata (pocketMAD)

5 days - 22,986v

Posted 2012/02/27 - 23:22 GMT

They wern't brownies!

I wish for a wish.

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/02/27 - 23:56 GMT

Granted, but I stole it :O

I wish for Syn3h to come out so the forum can move on from talking about hackers.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/02/28 - 1:30 GMT

Me too.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/02/28 - 2:07 GMT

I with THERE WERE NO HACKERS

*ahem*

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/02/29 - 3:06 GMT

Granted, but then you became one.

I wish for (you're welcome, by the way) a wish to wish for a wish.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/02/29 - 3:26 GMT

Granted, but I stole your wishes... And give them to Panzer...

REVENGE!

I wish for a PS3 80GB Original model... With all the stuff that goes with it... That won't hurt me or my friends...

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/02/29 - 3:28 GMT

Granted, but you got the red light of death immediately upon turning on the system.

PWNED!

I wish for n00bs to take over Mars.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/02/29 - 3:59 GMT

-_-

Not granted...

PS3 = Yellow Light of Death aka YLOD

Xbox 360 = Red Ring of Death... RROD...

You know nothing about gaming system's!

I wish for Aubrey to make replacement Mods...

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/02/29 - 4:04 GMT

Excuse me if I actually witnessed my PS3 get a RED light and then dying.

I wish for people to be ultra judgemental.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/02/29 - 4:06 GMT

Granted but it was RSWW and pancakes. o_O

I wish to be a Mod sometimes.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/02/29 - 4:09 GMT

Granted, but when you weren't you became an ULTRA NOOB.

I wish for people to stop wishing for pi/e. I mean, seriously! So unoriginal now!

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/02/29 - 4:11 GMT

Granted, but they use pi/e's...

I wish for ACTA to GO AWAY!!!!!

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/02/29 - 4:13 GMT

They banned you instead. :0

I wish for Cake/s

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/02/29 - 4:15 GMT

Granted, but I wish for you to not have cake.

(See what I did there?)

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/02/29 - 4:17 GMT

Granted...

I wish for 1,000,000 CC credits... That won't hurt me or my friends in ANY WAY... Credits that work...

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/02/29 - 4:19 GMT

Pardon my language, but WTF IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!

Granted, but you can only use them in one nanosecond, which just passed.

I wish for Kid Icarus: Uprising.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/02/29 - 5:19 GMT

Not Granted. It will never exist and you die of boredom.

I wish for a upgrade of Mars that les you make your own vehicles Spore-style with drag and drop.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/02/29 - 9:38 GMT

Me too...

Granted, but Aubrey dissapears for every other leap year...

Oh wait a second...

:O

I wish for PIE!!!!

(@Oaky: Its moldy Cake... :O)

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/02/29 - 15:05 GMT

*Splat* pie hits your face......with your mouth closed and eyes open...

I wish the GTR's autocanons worked for Synth. (it does not)

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/01 - 4:50 GMT

0_o What?

Granted, but you got killed by a flying buggy.

I wish for a suicide note.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/01 - 15:57 GMT

You tripped , fell, and broke your neck before you could write it.

I wish for........CC skilz

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/01 - 23:05 GMT

Granted, your command center moved very fast.

I wish for SC skillz.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/01 - 23:57 GMT

Granted, but I killed you with even better skillz.

I wish for 3.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/02 - 2:48 GMT

Granted, you are shot 3 times with a CC Laser Cannon... BY ME!

I wish for no more AI's in CC.. And to be able to join a REAL PERSON'S GAME!

-_-

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/02 - 3:12 GMT

Granted...but you had to fight IN CC a Mars Explorer Bot.
Wicked hard. Wicked stupid.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/02 - 3:39 GMT

I wish for the Y U No guy...

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/02 - 6:01 GMT

Granted. Y U NO WISH FOR SOMETHING BETTER????

(You had it comin.)

I wish for master chess skills.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/02 - 6:20 GMT

He he...

Granted, but I'm still better... :D

I wish for TRAINS

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/02 - 16:05 GMT

*tsunami washes over you instead*

I wish for a cruise liner.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/02 - 21:57 GMT

Granted, it ran over you.

I wish for people to start commenting normally.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/02 - 23:50 GMT

Granted, but they're people. It explains their stupidity.

I wish for 6!

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/03 - 1:10 GMT

Granted, you have just been hit by 6 wreaking balls at the same time.
(ouch....)

I with for 1

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/03 - 3:05 GMT

Granted, it was one neuron in your brain.

I wish for 8.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/03 - 6:06 GMT

Granted. 8 lions just ate you.

I wish for 0.00000000000001 trillion dollars.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/03 - 17:28 GMT

Granted, but I burned it.

@Panzer. I wished for 720. (6! = 720) (The exclamation point means factorial. 6 factorial is 6x5x4x3x2x1=720)

I wish for five sigma confidence on the higgs boson.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/03 - 18:09 GMT

@Yoshi 720 wreaking balls hit you. Just an update to your....splattered body...

And Not granted.

I wish for 6!+n>[4097975 - 190!)

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/04 - 20:52 GMT

Granted, you drowned in it.

I wish for scientists to discover the Higgs Boson.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/05 - 0:14 GMT

No

I wish for 6!+n>[4097975 - 190!) to be solved......longhand by Yoshi

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/05 - 3:22 GMT

Granted, but you drowned in it.

I wish for the Higgs Boson to be discovered by scientists.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/05 - 3:44 GMT

What?

I wish for apple pie. And homemade vanilla ice cream.

Mmm...

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/05 - 3:54 GMT

You are duct-tepid by your hair to the wall is I eat them in front of you! :D

I wish for a rollar coaster

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/05 - 5:06 GMT

Granted, but the seatbelt comes loose and you fall to your death...

I SQWISH FOR PIE!

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/05 - 15:16 GMT

You squished your pie, it fell off a cliff and you jumped to save it.

I wish for a straightjacket for Temp so he does not jump off that ^^cliff.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/05 - 23:48 GMT

Granted, but then I pushed him off.

I wish for a toy railgun.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/06 - 1:26 GMT

Granted, but you took a shot to the knee xP

I wish for a geodisic dome.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/06 - 5:08 GMT

Granted, but your crushed by it.

Panzer, I wouldn't need a jacket for that... *glares at Koopa Troopa and MAD...*

I wish for dessert.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/06 - 5:11 GMT

You got trapped in the middle of a desert instead. (think Sahara)

I with to be able to use the force. >:| corrupt this and I force choke you.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/06 - 23:14 GMT

Granted, but you killed yourself.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/06 - 23:25 GMT

I wish for SKILLZ.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/07 - 1:29 GMT

Granted, but the skills go to me!

I wish for cake.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/07 - 4:23 GMT

Granted, but the cake went to me!

I wish for people to not be stupid.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/07 - 4:33 GMT

*Force chokes Yoshi* Say what? :|

I wish for Force lightning to electrocute someone.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/08 - 2:04 GMT

Granted, it was you.

I wish for to an.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/08 - 2:13 GMT

No.

I wish for my lightsaber to decapitate the person who comments twice after this one.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/08 - 11:20 GMT

I don't understand that so...

NOT GRANTED

I wish for 365 days to pass so I can be 15... :P

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/08 - 21:04 GMT

Granted, but they happened so fast that you missed the greatest moment of your entire life. Just to be 15. Tragic.

I wish for an 18-wheller.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/08 - 21:28 GMT

Granted, it was on your head.

I wish for Yoshi to wish next.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/08 - 21:33 GMT

BTW, it was an 18-WHELLER, not an 18-WHEELER. An 18-WHELLER is my favorite type of imaginary currency.

Oh, and corrupted.

I wish for a joke.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/08 - 23:53 GMT

You were so depressed you died before I could tell you it.

I wish for mah name to go back to normal.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/09 - 23:21 GMT

Granted, but it decayed.

I wish for cupakes.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/09 - 23:43 GMT

You got so fat that you died of obesity IN 2 Weeks!

I wish to own a real-life mars buggy

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/10 - 20:53 GMT

Granted, stolen.

By ME!

I wish for Gollum to die. Again. Something more painful than lava.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/11 - 0:23 GMT

Your memories being incorperated into his soul?
Then you died.

I wish to steal my buggy back from the deceased oaky :P

Shaychi

6 days - 29,000v

Posted 2012/03/11 - 5:15 GMT

Granted, but when you did its engine exploded.

I wish all humans suddenly grew wings and we could all fly.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/11 - 18:57 GMT

Granted, but then pigs could too, and a lot of crap happened... ;)

I wish for to an.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/12 - 10:37 GMT

Not granted... I don't know what you mean...

I wish for 2 Mooglings... :D

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/13 - 22:28 GMT

Granted, but then they came from space. And did not slow down after entry. And killed you.

I wish for people to be smart.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/13 - 23:53 GMT

*bows* Granted

I wish for 1+1<1.8

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/13 - 23:54 GMT

(~)

^_^

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/14 - 4:15 GMT

Granted, it's true already.

I wish for x=(-b±√(b2-4ac))/(2a)

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/14 - 4:20 GMT

Not granted

*Sprays PocketMAD and RSWW*

I wish for the Dreamcast 2 to really come out!

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/14 - 4:22 GMT

Granted, but you bought me Skyrim.

I wish for to an asdfdsablahblah.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/14 - 4:25 GMT

asdfblahblah goes to your inbox

Do you even know WHAT a Dreamcast is??! -_-

I wish for a PS4

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/14 - 20:13 GMT

No.

I wish for a wish.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/14 - 22:11 GMT

No.

I wish for a wish.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/15 - 3:25 GMT

No...but I got chocolate.

That was REAL chocolate.

I wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a green.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/15 - 4:20 GMT

Great. A green plant...(100 ton redwood) just landed on your face.

I wish for a happy life.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/15 - 11:00 GMT

Granted, but it goes to me because I need it more... ^_^

I wish for Y U NO GUY

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/15 - 12:03 GMT

I see your version of a happy life. ;P
Just kidding.
And no. ^_^

I wish for 10000 dollars to go into an unstealable safe owned by ME.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/15 - 15:17 GMT

Granted but you GAVE it to me.

I wish for a new watch to go to me and be selfish.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/15 - 20:42 GMT

Granted, but I steal it from you. ^_^

I wish for the new Taco at Taco Bell...

And no more Spam Bots on the other forum I'm on! -_-

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/15 - 21:51 GMT

Granted, but I spammed you here instead, staged a coup of DarkStar AND got you Permabanned. Tommorow.

I wish for Phantom of the Opera to be good tonight.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/15 - 22:00 GMT

-_-

Stage a coup. I dare you! :P

Granted, but the Phantom kills you.

I wish for a wish

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/15 - 22:13 GMT

You wish to fart in public? What? Ok.

I wish to be happy.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/15 - 22:52 GMT

o_0

Whaaaat?

Granted, but you give it to me.

I wish for a wish for a wish.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/16 - 4:18 GMT

That wish was to kiss Kruncher. Happy now? What? Ok.

I wish for him to keep repeating that kind of wish. It is fun to answer. >:D

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/16 - 4:26 GMT

Granted, but I kill you for copyright infringement.

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(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/16 - 4:39 GMT

Granted, but it was to eat a cake made of chocolate, a "special" type of chocolate...

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(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/16 - 4:40 GMT

-_-;;;

I friggen hate you..

I wish that people would STOP COPYING MY IDEAS! (Geez, let a guy at least THINK he's creative.)

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/16 - 5:12 GMT

Not Granted, It was done on the last post. Not by you.

I wish for Y U NO GUY...

WHO WILL NOT BE EATEN! *Glares at Mad*

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/16 - 5:14 GMT

Granted...

Y U NO Guy: Y U NO WISH FOR SOMETHING BETTER? YOU STUPID CHUMP!

I wish for an iPad 3.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/16 - 5:17 GMT

Granted, but you give it to me!

I wish for no poopilated pie... :O

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/16 - 5:23 GMT

Granted, but I kill you in your sleep....

WITH A SHOVEL! *BUM BUM BUMMMM*

I wish for a comment.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/16 - 5:25 GMT

...

#$#^(%$&#*)%T(#$Y%T$#%-___________________-#$%$^%^*&#^%$

Uhh... Granted, but you kill yourself before you see it.

I wish for the original Ratchet & Clank game.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/16 - 5:33 GMT

Granted, but I takes it.

I wish for Clank.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/16 - 5:37 GMT

...

Do you even know who Clank is? -_-

Granted, but he turns into Giant Clank, confuses you with a Mutant Muckdweller and stomps on you.

I wish for Ratchet...

Oh wait a second... :P

I wish for Boston Creme Pie.

BluePlasmashockLeaderCav

6 hours - 1,111v

Posted 2012/03/16 - 6:08 GMT

Hmm... This looks interesting...

Granted, but its made of stone?

I wish for salt.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/16 - 6:08 GMT

Granted, but you eat so much you explode.

100TH COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for GOLD

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/16 - 6:09 GMT

NOO!!!!!!

NONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONON!!!!!!

I wish that I took the 1100 comment instead.... :'(...

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/16 - 6:54 GMT

Granted, and not corrupted.

You have the 100th comment, not me.

I think I'll allow Panzer to explain...

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/16 - 14:07 GMT

CAUSE RATCHET COMMENTED TWICE IN A ROW!!!!!

I guess Oaky! The true winner!!

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/16 - 15:08 GMT

No!

I wish to meet IdrA in person and get his autograph.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/16 - 16:04 GMT

Who? DENIED.

I guess Ender. (Always. Always....)

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/16 - 22:51 GMT

Never.

I wish.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/17 - 3:40 GMT

I wish you said who.

I guess a blabber mouth who spends too much time here. (directed at no one)

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/17 - 3:51 GMT

Wrong thread... -_-

I wish for GOLD!

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/17 - 3:54 GMT

You just got knocked out be a gold brick falling on your. Head.

I wish to own unstealable, destroy able or give away able money ($1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000)

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/18 - 9:24 GMT

Granted, but you couldn't buy anything with it since it wasn't give away-able.

*EPIC WIN*

I wish for money that is undestroyable, stealable, or give awayable that I can still use it to buy stuff with.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/18 - 12:35 GMT

Here's your incorruptible PENNY!

I wish that more people than Kruncher and IBCF agreed with me. D:

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/18 - 18:42 GMT

Granted, I'm sure some people still do. That don't comment on the fora.

I wish for incorruptible tickets for the next MLG for StarCraft.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/18 - 19:16 GMT

StarCraft loses popularity and shuts down.

I wish to go to a Star Wars summit. (nerd alert)

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/18 - 19:23 GMT

Granted, but you took me and my grandmother with, AND PAID FOR ALL OUR NECESSITIES. (Grandma: MOAR BUTTAR) (me: I HAZ COMPYOOTAH NAO)

I wish for a gaming computer and gaming laptop.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/18 - 22:14 GMT

Granted, but your grandmother butters and ate it. :P
MOAR BUTTER!!!!!!!!-Ratchets grandma

I wish for a button that launches pies through the computer screens of other mars users.

TehRandax (Ambassador_Spock)

9 hours - 1,121v

Posted 2012/03/19 - 0:03 GMT

Granted, but it breaks the screens and automatically charges the button-pusher for a new one.

I wish I could permanently erase the memories of my noobish posts (from years ago) from the brains of older members.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/19 - 3:29 GMT

Granted, but then they were all bammed.

Hi Spock!

I wish for more old people to come back.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/19 - 3:40 GMT

OMG NOOBINATOR!!!!!

Ahem.

Granted, but that wish is too good to corrupt.

I wish that the Mars RP was revived.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/19 - 14:18 GMT

I ain't corrupting that.

Who is Spock?
I wish for no more hackers

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/19 - 19:39 GMT

Spock, AKA Riku, or the_n00binator, is one of my friends on Mars. He and I were both in the Mars RP.

Granted, but you became one. And now I wish for all of my other friends to come back.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/19 - 20:13 GMT

Granted, but they all hated you.

I wish for neon to come back and make a world

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/19 - 20:25 GMT

Granted, but I scares him away.

I wish for Chick Norris.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/19 - 21:45 GMT

He came and killed you.

I wish for Oaky to set up a role play.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/19 - 22:33 GMT

Will do.

I wish for people to stop singing songs about rainbows.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/20 - 2:17 GMT

Granted

I wish for rain.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/20 - 4:14 GMT

Granted, but your outside without a umbrella when it starts to rain.... poop.

I wish for a box.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/20 - 11:11 GMT

Granted, it was made out of poop.
It rained and thundered last night -_- ^^ see above

I wish for no rain.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/21 - 15:51 GMT

NOT GRANTED

I wish for a box.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/21 - 20:35 GMT

You are locked in it. And it's shrinking. It's made of tinanium :)

I wish for a kite.

IBCF (ZAM)

1 day - 3,859v

Posted 2012/03/22 - 0:03 GMT

Somehow you get tangeled up in the kite cord and hang yourself.

I wish that Panzer came back from the dead so I could kill him personally.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/22 - 0:47 GMT

Granted, but then Dr. Edgar Zomboss sent his armies after you. You didn't have any peashooters.

I wish for a piece of cake.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/22 - 4:16 GMT

Granted, but it was a lie.

I wish for MORE COWBELL! (Whatever the heck that means...)

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/22 - 8:42 GMT

NOT GRANTED.

I wish for another box that I'm not locked in.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/22 - 15:25 GMT

It's 1000 tons. And it's sitting on you.

I wish I knew why Sam wants me dead...:(

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/22 - 18:02 GMT

Granted, but you're in Soviet Russia, so...

I wish for a 'fro.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/22 - 19:53 GMT

Granted, but you drowned in it.

I wish for a wish to wish for a gaming mouse.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/22 - 19:57 GMT

Granted, but you gave it to me on mah b-day :D

I wish for someone to make a character on my Mars RP character creation thread.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/22 - 19:59 GMT

Granted, it was Kony. (muahahahaha)

I wish for Oaky to comment next.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/22 - 20:00 GMT

Granted, but I denied it thirty years from now.

I wish for diarrhea.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/22 - 21:03 GMT

Granted, but it went out your mouth.

I wish to get out of bronze league.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/22 - 21:18 GMT

Granted, you went to copper league.

I wish for chez.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/23 - 2:08 GMT

Granted, but Ender send a hit-man after you.

I wish for my own Mi-fi.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/23 - 2:18 GMT

Granted, but I stole it.

I wish for ____.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/23 - 2:45 GMT

Granted, but ______ kills you and I take my Mi-fi back >:D

I wish for another box the won't crush me... one the i'm not in.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/23 - 2:56 GMT

Granted, but I crush you with your previous box, and destroy your Mifi.

I wish for MOAR battery life for my iPad.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/23 - 3:01 GMT

-___________-

Granted, but I destroy your Ipad and rebuild my Mi-fi.

I wish for a box that won't kill me.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/23 - 3:10 GMT

Granted, but I kill you with the first box you wished for.

I wish for the iPad to be able to fly.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/23 - 19:49 GMT

Granted, All The iPads Are Belong To Us.

I wish for to an.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/24 - 0:38 GMT

Granted, but Yoshi hanged you for your bad grammar. 😜
I wish for mag Unity world to finish itself. I can make faces!!! ❤💚💗💜💙💓💛🌟✨👌✌👋✋💋 💋

KRiMZΩN (CrimsonPhantom12)

1 day - 5,350v

Posted 2012/03/24 - 0:50 GMT

Granted, but as a side-effect, you are emotionless, and therefore cannot make any faces.

I wish InfinityWard would buff the M60E4

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/24 - 1:34 GMT

NOT GRANTED

I wish for a box I cannot be kill by, that won't kill me and won't eat me.

KRiMZΩN (CrimsonPhantom12)

1 day - 5,350v

Posted 2012/03/24 - 1:39 GMT

Granted, but the box, having no signifigant value, bores you until you fall asleep regretting the wish.

I wish InfintyWard would nerf the ACR 6.8

TehRandax (Ambassador_Spock)

9 hours - 1,121v

Posted 2012/03/24 - 17:49 GMT

I wish I knew what that meant.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/24 - 19:18 GMT

Me too. Not corrupted.

I wish I knew who Ambassador_Spock was.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/24 - 19:45 GMT

Granted, he is one of the moderators, and he is awesome. He is an oldie Martian.

I wish to know what CP meant.

TehRandax (Ambassador_Spock)

9 hours - 1,121v

Posted 2012/03/25 - 2:04 GMT

Unfortunately can't grant, but I would not corrupt it. Because you called me awesome.

I wish I didn't find half a worm in my apple just now.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/25 - 2:12 GMT

You didn't, but you had a slug in the apple before that.....

I wish for Spock to realize that Star Wars is better.

TehRandax (Ambassador_Spock)

9 hours - 1,121v

Posted 2012/03/25 - 2:21 GMT

Granted, but I get so obsessed with Star Wars I sacrifice you to the Sarlacc pit.

I wish my Internet would stop dropping at random times.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/25 - 3:36 GMT

Ok, but you had to use arpenet instead. (1950's era military Internet that made dual up look speed of light)

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/25 - 7:06 GMT

YOU NO WISH!!!!

I wish for a wish.

TehRandax (Ambassador_Spock)

9 hours - 1,121v

Posted 2012/03/25 - 14:11 GMT

Granted, you wish to die, which is granted.

I wish my computer wouldn't shut down while I'm playing Minecraft.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/25 - 14:48 GMT

Granted, but you realIse how stupid it is.

I wish for 4 more days of weekend

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/25 - 14:51 GMT

Granted, but you were sick.

I wish for IdrA to win MLG.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/25 - 14:57 GMT

Noz....?

I wish for epicness

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/25 - 15:13 GMT

Granted. You gave it to me.

I wish for IdrA to win MLG.

TehRandax (Ambassador_Spock)

9 hours - 1,121v

Posted 2012/03/25 - 20:06 GMT

No.

Iwishmyspacebarwouldn'tbestuck

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/25 - 22:08 GMT

Granted, but then all your other keys got stuck to each other.

I wish to comment on last comment wins. >...<

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/26 - 2:03 GMT

I do too.

Should I start a new one?

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/26 - 2:05 GMT

I will.

F*** Teh!!!!
(Pardon my French)

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/26 - 2:38 GMT

I wish for a wish.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/26 - 2:49 GMT

You got a guess.

I wish to be powerfull and TO RULE PLEXPEDIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EVAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

xP

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/26 - 10:14 GMT

(NOT GRANTED)

I wish for trains.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/27 - 0:41 GMT

You got run over by one.

I wish that net disasters would stop

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/27 - 2:46 GMT

Granted, but SOPA got passed.

I wish for Nyan Cat. On my calculator.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/27 - 3:23 GMT

Not granted. but you got Tetris :D

I wish for pacman on my calculator

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/27 - 20:42 GMT

Granted, but it was only a basic calculator, and not a graphing calculator.

I wish for an iPhone.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/27 - 23:02 GMT

Granted, but it was a lock of metal with IPHONE stamped on it.

@Ender, that aint so bad...

I wish for a machine that ended world hunger

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/27 - 23:42 GMT

Granted, but it made you starve to death.

I wish to be able to solve a Rubik's Cube in under 25 seconds.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/28 - 1:56 GMT

Granted, but it had no moving faces. You could, but...

I wish to own a nice car.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/28 - 3:15 GMT

Granted, but it ran over you.

I wish for another pair of headphones.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/28 - 3:17 GMT

Granted, but you went deaf before you could use them.

I wish for hot wheels

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/03/28 - 19:12 GMT

Granted. Every wheel you ever owned is now so hot that it's melted.

I wish for the old lava.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/28 - 20:27 GMT

Granted, but it wasn't in the newest version.

I wish for IdrA to stream more often.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/29 - 2:28 GMT

It steamed into a dark, cold, inaccessible part of the Internet.

I wish for mah map to be well liked by the community when it is released.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/03/29 - 2:43 GMT

We'll never like it because we get the WWWError...

I wish for trains.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/29 - 3:00 GMT

You got run over. (Again)

I wish to BE THE BEST MARTIEN MAPMAKER EVAAAAA

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/03/29 - 3:27 GMT

Granted, but you recieve no credit.

I wish for ILIEKTRAINS.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/01 - 19:22 GMT

Granted, but he runs you over.

I wish for pie *SOB!!*

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/01 - 19:35 GMT

Granted, but it was really mean. You asked for a SOB pie... :O pwned.

I wish for Quantum Theory.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/01 - 21:29 GMT

Granted, but it eats you.

o_O

I wish for a PS3 (The old version)

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/02 - 0:53 GMT

Granted, but It eats your mind til you have no brain. O_O

I wish for my map to work.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/02 - 4:01 GMT

Granted, but you were sucked into it, and died.

I wish to wish.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/02 - 4:11 GMT

No, So: you automatically don't wish and I automatically don't reply, and we break time and universal laws.

I wish for unity to WOOOOORKKK

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/03 - 21:35 GMT

Granted, but it carried all of my work for me.

Eh, eh? Anyone? Yoshi?

I wish for HA to be more populated.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/03 - 21:56 GMT

Granted... You had to populate it.

I wish for the tornado to go away.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/03 - 23:21 GMT

Granted, but it took you with.

I wish for someone to invent a quantum computer. I don't care if I own it or not.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/03 - 23:35 GMT

Granted, it ends up going back in time and being used by the Axis in WW2.

I wish for a computer that is more powerfull than any other on earth to be mine and mine alone, that will only work for me.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/04 - 4:09 GMT

Granted, but it falls on the ground and breaks.

I wish to be better at ping pong.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/04 - 14:24 GMT

Granted, but then you lose control of your arms in a car accident.

I wish for a decent opponent to best me at pool.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/04 - 14:57 GMT

Granted, but you lose everytime you play against me.

I wish for a victory pie.

200TH COMMENT!!!!

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/04 - 15:09 GMT

Granted, I JUST THREW IT IN YOUR FACE!

I wish to be 300th

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/04 - 20:27 GMT

...

I wish for a tissue filled with boogers.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/04 - 23:05 GMT

Granted. It's from Ratchet. And inside your mouth.

I wish for Strawberry Shortcake...

Hakuna matata (pocketMAD)

5 days - 22,986v

Posted 2012/04/05 - 16:08 GMT

I wish for FUDGE!YEs!

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/05 - 20:22 GMT

Granted, but I made the fudge. And anything made by me (including water) will probably give you food poisoning.

I wish for my computer to work. And not explode.

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/05 - 22:15 GMT

Granted, but you managed to kill it with your food poisoning.

I wish for people to stop deceiving on Mars.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/05 - 23:22 GMT

thanks for not corruption my shortcake. *burp*

I wish for people to admit they were wrong to hack on Mars o_O

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/05 - 23:37 GMT

Already granted–I wish people would pay attention to what I've said multiple times, not plot to have me say it yet again, and not spread false rumors about me behind my back, especially when the issue has been over for several weeks.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/06 - 0:23 GMT

I wish someone would stop saying I'm spreading false rumors.
What rumors?

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/06 - 1:08 GMT

Them rumors.

I wish for a unit circle.

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/06 - 1:29 GMT

Granted, but you continue to learn rumors within your tiny clique.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/06 - 2:22 GMT

I wish to know them rumors.

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/06 - 4:34 GMT

Granted, but you fail to realize I was talking about you and one other person in particular.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/06 - 4:49 GMT

U no wish

I wish to end world hunger

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/06 - 5:04 GMT

Granted. Everyone is then happy with life. With no misery, there is no happiness. As a result, everyone becomes even more miserable with life than before.

I wish for you to directly tell me what you still have against me, unlike another certain fellow you adore.

Hakuna matata (pocketMAD)

5 days - 22,986v

Posted 2012/04/06 - 13:53 GMT

Granted, but we formed together and destroy you, I being the puppet master.

OH I WISH UPON A StAT

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/06 - 14:50 GMT

Granted, but the statistic said your mother had a 100% probability of dying in the next 24 hours.

I wish to know everything.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/06 - 22:29 GMT

Granted, but I knew more.

I wish for chocolate.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/06 - 22:44 GMT

Granted, but I ate it.

I wish for a cup holder.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/06 - 22:45 GMT

Granted, but it spilled. And you cried.

I wish for a word that rhymes with orange.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/06 - 22:47 GMT

Granted: "lozenge" with a Minnesotan accent.

I wish for a word that rhymes with "purple".

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/06 - 22:50 GMT

Curple.

I wish for the unit circle.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/06 - 23:24 GMT

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/07 - 14:37 GMT

Granted, but your parents got mad because you kept slamming it.

I wish for cake.

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/07 - 16:52 GMT

Granted, but it was a lie O.O

I wish to have more time.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/07 - 18:12 GMT

Granted, but all you could do with it is watch the movie In Time (which is really bad, I thought).

I wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/07 - 20:44 GMT

You play Portal! :D

Granted, but it eats you anyway.

I wish for pie.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/08 - 2:53 GMT

But It too was a lie...(rhyming FTW)
@My previous corrupter, How do you slam a revolving door. :/

I wish to bathe in a roman bath.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/08 - 4:20 GMT

Granted, but you drowned.

I wish to be in Grandmaster league.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/08 - 14:29 GMT

Granted, but Deep Blue beat you. 100 times over and over....
Chess Computers FTW

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/09 - 15:24 GMT

Granted, but Chess Computers FTL.

I wish for people to check up on the RP more often than they do, so that we could keep it flowing.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/09 - 15:59 GMT

Me too D:

I wish for more people to post on HA

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/09 - 17:25 GMT

WHAT? HA IS FLOODED!!

I wish for Panzer to un-wish his wish.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/09 - 21:48 GMT

Not Granted. >:€

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/10 - 5:51 GMT

...

-_-

I wish for pie that won't eat me.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/10 - 14:07 GMT

Fine, you eat that wonderfully made pastry put of elephant poo. :P

I wish to own a comfortable chair

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/10 - 20:07 GMT

DENIED.

I wish for a pony.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/10 - 23:11 GMT

Granted, but the pony was evil and bucked you into a nuclear testing facility.

Never seen that before~

I wish for a comfortable bed

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/11 - 0:12 GMT

Granted, but it bounces you into the sun.

I wish for pie.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/11 - 4:07 GMT

Granted, but the the gas you get from eating it shoots you to the moon.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/11 - 7:24 GMT

I wish for true love.(XD)

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/11 - 21:06 GMT

Granted, but you had a sudden fatal heart attack, and died.

I wish for Mario Kart to not be rigged. (Damn blue shells!)

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/11 - 23:08 GMT

Granted, for someone else!

I wish for pie.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/11 - 23:13 GMT

Granted, but it landed it your face

@Yoshi MARIO KART IS SOOOOO EASY. I have 3 Stars on 150cc Mirror mode. Each cup. If you dont like blue shells, be second and pass at the end.

I wish for Yoshi to understand how easy Mario Kart (A little kid's game) is really easy.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/12 - 3:52 GMT

It is easy. It's just rigged.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/12 - 3:59 GMT

Granted

I wish to be a good HA mod.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/12 - 4:03 GMT

Perhaps. Perhaps not.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/12 - 4:04 GMT

Not until 1000 comments :3

I wish for Mario

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/12 - 4:14 GMT

Granted, but I ditched him over a gorge.

I wish for T2. (Say it out loud)

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/12 - 7:34 GMT

Granted, but Terminator 2 already exists... -_-

I wsih for a 500GB SD card. (They do exist)

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/12 - 16:46 GMT

Granted, but I put it in the sprinklers.

*facepalm*

I wish for T2. (Say it out loud, it isn't terminator)

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/12 - 20:19 GMT

No idea, sorry.

I wish for fresh, non-moldy cake, that I share with everyone! :D

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/12 - 21:30 GMT

As long as it's chocolate and non-toxic.

For T2? 42. Duh.

I wish for more math.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/12 - 22:10 GMT

Granted, but I destroy math forever granted happiness to all kids who hate it with passion.

I wish for a non-sprinkilable 500 GB SD Card

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/12 - 22:47 GMT

Granted, but I lit it on fire.

I wish everyone would love math.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/12 - 22:48 GMT

So do I.

I wish to find a good book for school-required book clubs.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/12 - 22:51 GMT

Yikes. Try a physics book. Those are always cool.

I wish for ice cream.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/12 - 23:13 GMT

Granted, but I had it.

Lol, imagine making my less-than-scientific friends read about quantum theory...plus the book I'm reading now is really expensive, and not available at libraries.

I wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a mouse.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/12 - 23:13 GMT

Granted, but you get a rat instead.

I wish for a none flamable, none sprinkleable 500GB SD card.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/12 - 23:16 GMT

Granted, but I dipped it in concentrated sulfuric acid.

I wish four.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/12 - 23:22 GMT

Granted, four sharks attack you.

I wish for a invinsable 500 GB SD card. >:D

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/12 - 23:43 GMT

Granted, you failed your spelling test.

I wish.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/13 - 0:03 GMT

NOT GRANTED

I wish for no more spambots.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/13 - 0:33 GMT

Granted, but then Obama got voted for President again.

I wish for Don Quixote.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/13 - 1:32 GMT

Granted, but I beat you in Scrabble by spelling "Quixotic." With the whole 50 point bonus.

I wish for a frozen turkey cannon.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/13 - 1:46 GMT

Granted, but you shot yourself with it.

I wish 200,000 XP in FF12

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/13 - 3:27 GMT

Granted, but you were hit by a stray bullet from neptune.

I wish five.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/13 - 3:29 GMT

You got 5 % on your math test

I wish for a Steinway that I own (12 foot performance model)

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/13 - 3:31 GMT

Granted, but you died.

.sdrowkcab klat ot hsiw I

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/13 - 3:33 GMT

???

I wish to understand that

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/13 - 3:36 GMT

.sdrowrof daer regnol on dluoc uoy tub ,detnarG

I wish for Panzer to understand it.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/13 - 3:37 GMT

Me too

Same wish

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/13 - 3:40 GMT

Same.

Look at it from every angle.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/13 - 21:43 GMT

Granted, but then I went back in time and threw a garbage truck at PocketMAD before he could throw one at me.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Horus

1 hour - 245v

Posted 2012/04/13 - 22:39 GMT

granted but u died

i wish for a celphone

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/13 - 23:03 GMT

I wish you could spell :O

I wish for candy canes :3

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 2:06 GMT

Granted, but they are poisoned...

I wish for pie...

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 2:16 GMT

Granted, but Yoshi gave you a math lesson instead ;)

I wish for cake. Chocolate chip cake

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 2:19 GMT

Granted, but Horus gave it to you.

I wish for H2O with no added chemicals, nor would I drown in it, or any friends/family.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 2:20 GMT

Alright. You are riding it off a waterfall. It's the fall that kills you. :P

I wish for a spaghetti bridge to cross the grand canyon

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 2:22 GMT

Granted, but i eat it when your half way across.

I wish for my mom to make Pasta LIKE SHE SAID SHE WOULD! -_-

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 2:24 GMT

*finishes licking lips free of spaghetti*
Guess what I had for dinner :P

I wish for cows to trample horus

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 2:25 GMT

Granted, but they were weightless cows.

I wish for a wish to wish for...my computer to stop smoking.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 2:28 GMT

Granted, but Nathan Drake shots it in a firefight.

I wish for a working old version PS3.

Horus

1 hour - 245v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 2:47 GMT

granted but it was old in the 80s

i wish howl

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:01 GMT

No

I wish Horus would leave.

Horus

1 hour - 245v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:02 GMT

no i wish for howls moving castle

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:03 GMT

No. I wish horum would leave

Horus

1 hour - 245v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:04 GMT

lolwut

i wish for howls moving castle

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:05 GMT

No

I wish HORUS WOULD LEEEAVEEEE

Horus

1 hour - 245v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:05 GMT

but i just apologised

i wish for howls moving castle

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:12 GMT

No. I wish for Cake

Horus

1 hour - 245v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:13 GMT

granted but it was pie i wish for summer vacation

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:13 GMT

No, you were trapped in school until you were 90

I wish for 3.14

Horus

1 hour - 245v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:15 GMT

sure i wish for beads

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:15 GMT

granted, they were stolen from you.

I wish for faces

ex. :P XD >.<

Horus

1 hour - 245v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:16 GMT

granted but it was stolen from u i wish for a life

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 3:17 GMT

I is trying to watch Tintin...

Leave me alone.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/14 - 23:07 GMT

Granted, but it was taken from you as you were born.

I wish for to an.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/15 - 0:20 GMT

You got the 299th comment!!!

I WIN!!! 300

I guess all the losers in the next 5 comments xP

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/15 - 4:00 GMT

Yup.

Why are you guessing?

I wish for a wish to wish for to an.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/15 - 21:02 GMT

I would grant and corrupt that, but it makes no sense.

I wish for peace. PEACE!

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/15 - 21:06 GMT

Granted, but then you had no happiness because there was nothing but peace.

I wish for this site to gain more popularity.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/15 - 21:29 GMT

Granted, but then I scared them all away.

I wish to die.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/15 - 22:42 GMT

Granted, but there was no afterlife waiting for you.

(...)

I feel really sad/mean :(((((((

I wish to NOT die.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/15 - 23:37 GMT

Granted, you were tortured for the rest of your life.

I wish for a piece of cake, which I decide to share with everyone else.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/16 - 0:50 GMT

Granted, but I ate it. All of it.

I wish orange.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/16 - 3:59 GMT

Granted, your eyes are permently blind, and a sickly orange ColourTown, with cater acts

I wish not to have to wear glasses

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/16 - 6:04 GMT

Granted, but you are now blind.

I wish for Transformers 5

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/16 - 18:55 GMT

Granted, but it had horrible acting, worse directing, andy the special effects cold have been done by a monkey.

(I assume you were wishing for a movie.)

I wish for CAW! To go global.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/16 - 20:47 GMT

Granted, but you couldn't put a word in edgewise.

I wish for yoga to be illegal.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/16 - 22:20 GMT

Granted, but a cop found you doing yoga in a backstreet alley, and you were shot.

I wish for crows to die.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/17 - 1:09 GMT

Granted, but a raven pooped on your head every day after for the rest of your life.

I wish for cookies

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/17 - 2:02 GMT

Granted, but I spit in them.

I wish for June 29th 2014 to really bring Transformers 4

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/17 - 3:01 GMT

UUUHHggg

You wished for transformers?

Dont get me started.

I wish the Titanic hadn't sank and killed hundreds of people.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/17 - 20:31 GMT

Granted, but a meteor crashed into the earth three seconds before you were born.

I wish to win the GSL.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/18 - 2:20 GMT

Not granted...

I wish to not have to fight Framfrit and Dr. Cid at the same time in FF12... -_-

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/18 - 2:36 GMT

Granted, but your brain was rewired to say only "Where's the tea?"

I wish to have a satisfying career in my future.

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/18 - 2:43 GMT

Granted, but you got fired quickly.

I wish for serenity.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/18 - 2:52 GMT

Granted, but it was when you were in the hospital, dying.

I wish for a wish.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/18 - 2:54 GMT

Thereto, you got one, the one you just used. :O

I wish to smile evily. >:D

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/18 - 2:55 GMT

Granted, but it was the only face you could ever make.

I wish to speak Greek.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/18 - 2:57 GMT

Granted, but you lost the ability to write anything but Binary. No one ever bothered to decode some messages like:MUDSLIDE DRIVE FASTER!!!-Ender's last binary message

I wish for coolness

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/18 - 3:32 GMT

Granted, but you died of Hypothermia.

I wish box.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/18 - 7:42 GMT

Granted, but it crushes you.

I wish for a guess to wish... >:D

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/18 - 15:10 GMT

But you wished to guess that you would die in two seconds. It's. Coming true....1 *bang*

I wish for a blade less fan.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/18 - 15:30 GMT

*glares* -_-

*Head exploads*

Wait! Got it

Granted, but I hit you with it.

I wish for a Helicopter in CC next week.

SketchupTutorials

4 hours - 1,355v

Posted 2012/04/18 - 17:25 GMT

Wish not granted.

The Carbon Combat helicopter won't be implemented for at least a month. :/

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/18 - 17:32 GMT

Y U NO WISH??!

I wish for the CC tank

THEpancakes

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/18 - 17:34 GMT

Damn I gotta somehow disable that SketchupTutorials account with this website...

That was me again.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/18 - 22:23 GMT

Rawr.

I wish for sin(x).

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/18 - 23:14 GMT

Pancakes, doubling accounts is bad. :P
@ Nyan_Cat (see above)

Granted, you sinned so much you were elected "devil of the year" by Mormans United

I wish to have fun.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/19 - 4:20 GMT

Granted, but you died.

I wish for cos(x).

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/19 - 4:32 GMT

No idea.

I wish for people to wish for things that I can actually understand what they're saying and therefore comprehensively corrupt them.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/19 - 5:18 GMT

Hmmm?

Not granted

I wish for pie...

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/19 - 5:26 GMT

I threw it in your face.

I wish for a brick.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/19 - 5:42 GMT

I threw it in your face

I wish for no more TSC

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/19 - 5:51 GMT

Whaaaaaat?

I wish for a taxidermized deer.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/19 - 5:58 GMT

Ewwww

TSC = Tank Spawn Campers... -_-

I wish for no more TSC

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/19 - 6:03 GMT

But then you got Jet Noobed everywhere you went.

I wish for Noooope, Chuck Testa.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/19 - 6:08 GMT

No

I wish for cake

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/19 - 6:37 GMT

Noooope, Chuck Testa.

I wish for a cream cheese bagel.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/19 - 19:22 GMT

Granted, but I throw it in the dirt.

I wish for tan(x).

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/19 - 20:53 GMT

Granted, but it died, cos its a sin to tan.

I wish for puns. Good puns.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/19 - 21:09 GMT

Haha, very punny.

I wish for Yoshi to not have thrown my bagel in the dirt so I can eat it.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/19 - 21:10 GMT

Granted, but it was because you didn't exist.

I wish for someone to comment after me.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/20 - 0:09 GMT

Granted, but it was an ME!!!!!**crowd gasps in horror*

I wish for gasping to come from the next commenter.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/20 - 0:34 GMT

Too bad. Oh wait. *Sarcastic gasp.* Happy?

I wish for mc∆T.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/20 - 1:35 GMT

-_-

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish for the old HA backround

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/20 - 2:34 GMT

kinda me too

I wish for a sarcastic gasp!!! :O

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/20 - 2:41 GMT

*Gasp* You don't say?

I wish for the old HA backround!!!!

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/20 - 2:41 GMT

Granted, it was there before this one.

I wish for cake

Nyan_Cat

2 hours - 311v

Posted 2012/04/20 - 3:32 GMT

Granted, but it was "chocolate"

I agree with Ratchet.

I wish for pie.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/20 - 3:38 GMT

Not granted...

WHO ARE YOU!!!

I wish for cake.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/20 - 3:55 GMT

Granted, but I threw it to the ground and squished it next to oaky's bagel.

I wish for Ratchet to reveal himself as Nyan_Cat.

Or for 4.18 J/g°C (Joules per gram degree celsius).

Or for 0.08206 L atm/mol K (Liter Atmospheres per Mole Kelvin).

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/20 - 4:09 GMT

Hopefully granted

I wish for orange cake

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/20 - 4:25 GMT

I pooped it it... -_-

I wish for pie.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/20 - 15:09 GMT

How many pies do you need in your face again.
*splat*

I wish for balloons.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/20 - 21:21 GMT

Granted, but they were water balloons, and you drowned in them.

I wish to be good at army compositions.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/20 - 21:52 GMT

Granted, but you just aren't

I wish for money to see the Avengers...

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/20 - 22:57 GMT

Granted, but you have a heart attack before the movie starts. You died.

I wish for [sin(x)]÷x.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/20 - 23:07 GMT

((19x9x11)(22)) ÷ 22=1881

but no, because i might have made a mistake.

I wish for no more #$%^&* math questions

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/20 - 23:10 GMT

Granted, but no.

I wish for:

100

∑ x2

x=1

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/20 - 23:45 GMT

I haven't learnt that yet in school -_-

Not Granted

I wish for 1347!+298%of 57 (34) (45+6)=1.467895245689x

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/21 - 0:28 GMT

Granted, but you got a remote control for your birthday.

I wish for faster APM.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/21 - 0:48 GMT

Interesting wish.

I wish for:

lim 8

x->8 x-8

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/21 - 2:42 GMT

Only if you answer mine

I wish for cake.

THEpancakes

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/21 - 10:05 GMT

I wish for this to be re-posted, the thread is getting absurdly laggy.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/21 - 13:58 GMT

Only 400+ comments to go. :)

I wish for ice cream

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/21 - 16:56 GMT

Granted, but I hit it on the ground.

I wish for the Standard Model.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/21 - 23:13 GMT

You got the a standard car when you wanted an automatic

I wish for cheese

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/22 - 17:19 GMT

Granted, but it was moldy. I mean, REALLY moldy.

I wish for chocolate cake.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/22 - 18:06 GMT

Granted, but you got this cake instead.

happy Earth Day!

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/22 - 19:03 GMT

Granted, but Earth got polluted to the extreme.

I wish for a functional Kindle Fire that is owned by me.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/22 - 19:56 GMT

Granted, but I stole it.

I wish for earth to be green and blue and white.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/22 - 21:26 GMT

Granted, but then it was destroyed five minutes before it could find out the Question.

I wish for a fully-armed and paid-for Predator.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/22 - 22:06 GMT

*huge guy dressed in all black with a face mask stuffs Yoshi into a van and drives off*

There you just got a fully armed child predator. Hope you enjoy :)

I wish to own a B-17 bomber

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/23 - 0:39 GMT

Granted, but it bombed your mom.

I wish to solve the Rubik's 7x7.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/23 - 2:32 GMT

No LOL for my corruption of Yoshi's wish?!?
:(((((((

No, but you get to solve a 100000x100000 one
I wish for a lego block

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/23 - 19:03 GMT

Granted, but it weighed ten tons, and crushed you.

(Does anyone else see the smileys? :D)

I wish for people to notice the smiley faces in place of the text smileys!

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/23 - 21:21 GMT

Granted, but you died in a maple tree.

I wish for a stack of pancakes.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/23 - 23:19 GMT

Granted, but OM NOM NOM.

I wish for A Giant Enemy Crab. (With Shoop Da Woop Capabilities! :D)

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/24 - 4:05 GMT

He crab was. Bigger than an elephant and sliced you in half.

I wish to eat cookies

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/24 - 4:39 GMT

I eat them first.

I wish for cake

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/24 - 14:56 GMT

I eat it first.

NUMMMMEHH

I wish for jellybeans

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/24 - 17:19 GMT

... Which I ate.

I wish for a HOLY COW!

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/24 - 21:10 GMT

Granted, but it told you to eat it.

I wish for a babel fish.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/25 - 0:36 GMT

I drowned it o_O

i wish for a shark to eat Yoshi

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/25 - 2:06 GMT

Granted, but the shark eats you next.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/25 - 2:43 GMT

I wish eric would wish.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/25 - 2:55 GMT

Granted, he wished for your immenent death.

I did not corrupt it.

I wish for Jedi powers :)

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/25 - 7:42 GMT

They are giben to me and I force choke you.

I wish for Star Wars: Episode 7

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/25 - 13:59 GMT

Granted, but it was a ST vs SW ruling, but star wars won. :)

I wish •-•

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/25 - 14:11 GMT

._. kills you

I wish for Star Wars Episode 7 and Star Wars: The Clone Wars 2

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/25 - 15:01 GMT

No

I wish for a Star Wars vs Mars Explorer fan fiction

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/25 - 16:21 GMT

Granted, but it sucks.

I wsih for Despicible Me 3

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/25 - 21:11 GMT

Granted, but it sucks. I wish for Scientologists to shut up.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/25 - 21:21 GMT

Granted.

I wish for people to grow brains.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/25 - 21:25 GMT

Granted, but they take the little amount in yours.

I wish to see a C-17 land instead of all these Blackhawks.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/26 - 0:19 GMT

Granted, but it blows you to bits.

400th comment!

I wish for a donut.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/26 - 0:54 GMT

Granted, but it burned your liver to ashes.
And broke your spleen, stopped your heart, set your tongue on fire, melted your teeth and broke each of your ribs in 4 places.

I wish for 400th

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/26 - 5:33 GMT

Granted, but Yoshi stole it.

I wish for time.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/26 - 6:33 GMT

Which ran out faster than you could use it. You are now an old man on your deathbed.

I wish for a skeleton key.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/26 - 6:36 GMT

Granted, but you use it to kill yourself.

I wish for people to stop commenting within 10 seconds making confusion

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/26 - 6:38 GMT

You seriously don't know what that is?

Wow.

.......
Granted, but I eated it.

I wishez for teh MOAR wishez.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/26 - 6:40 GMT

I had to edit it because you commented before me when I was already repling to Erics wish.

________________________________

The wishes kill you.

I wish for Tranformers 5

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/26 - 6:45 GMT

(insert previous corruption of same wish here)

I wish that Ratchet would stop wishing duplicate wishes, and making implicate guesses.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/26 - 6:48 GMT

Granted, but I kill you.

I wish for a 4th Jak & Daxter game

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/26 - 6:49 GMT

Granted,but Ratchet and Clank beat the heck out of them.

I wish for Crash Bandicoot.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/26 - 6:50 GMT

Granted, but I shoot him with the RYNO II

I wish for Ratchet & Clank 12

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/26 - 6:55 GMT

Awwww Yeaaaaaah.

I wish for HUGE GUNS.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/26 - 7:06 GMT

I shot you with the RY3NO

I wish for Avatar 2

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/26 - 7:27 GMT

Granted, but it was even more overrated than the first movie.

I wish for to an.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/26 - 7:48 GMT

Not granted.

I wish for 10 free PS2 games.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/26 - 20:33 GMT

Granted, but they were free because they were broken.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/26 - 21:26 GMT

Y U NO WISH?

I wish for a Wii U

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/26 - 21:30 GMT

Granted, but you crashed into it on your way to your funeral.

I wish to solve the Rubik's Cube faster.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/26 - 22:22 GMT

Granted, but I beat you.

I wish for chocolate.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/26 - 22:30 GMT

You ate it just before I told you its dog poop.

I wish for Ice Age 5 (4 is on the way)

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/26 - 23:01 GMT

Those stupid movies?!? Granted, but you got a better taste of quality films.

I wish for to win the Mega Millions 678 jackpot

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/27 - 3:15 GMT

... Except that the government decided to tax you on your money, and you lost it all.

I wish for a Sphero.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/27 - 3:17 GMT

No

I wish for lots of money, unstealable, to be mine, and that i cannot be hurt or trapped in any way.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/27 - 4:16 GMT

You have to CORRUPT THE WISH.

I only "DENIED" a wish when I do not understand it.

Here, I'll corrupt my own wish:

Granted, but the Sphero became autonomous, and ran away!

Granted, but you couldn't spend the money on anything.

I wish for Sphero to come back...

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/27 - 23:32 GMT

Granted, it came to me.

I wish to spend moneehh

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/27 - 23:44 GMT

Granted, but you spent too much and I owned your life as collateral. Then I shot you.

I wish for Chocolate.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/27 - 23:54 GMT

Granted, but you ate too much and became a human bouncy ball. :P

I wish for a cream soda

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/28 - 1:21 GMT

But I drank it.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/28 - 1:24 GMT

(Y U NO WISH)

I wish for Star Wars Battlefront 3

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/28 - 2:57 GMT

Granted, but star wars EAW is better and you know it.

I wish you all could play star wars EAW with me :)

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/28 - 3:05 GMT

(LIAR!^^)

NO!

I wish for no more PocketN00B

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/28 - 4:42 GMT

Let's not flame.

I wish for a new member

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/28 - 5:07 GMT

Wrong

I wish for a new player...

As long as its not Nyan_Cat4 -_-

Nyan_Cats

4 minutes - 30v

Posted 2012/04/28 - 15:27 GMT

Granted but......

I wish for another cats member

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/28 - 16:14 GMT

Noooooooo?

I wish for a wish to wish.

Nyan_CatX

2 minutes - 10v

Posted 2012/04/28 - 18:04 GMT

Granted, but it a wish to be sucked into a black hole.

I wish for baking soda.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/28 - 18:09 GMT

-_-

I killed you.

Nyan_Cat = Oaky?
Nyan_Cats = Panzer

_NyanCat_ + Horus = PocketMad

Nyan_CatX = ?

I wish to know who you are

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/28 - 20:43 GMT

Corrupted.

I wish for a bedside fan.

King_Of_Nyan_Cats_Cause_Im_Coo

12 minutes - 55v

Posted 2012/04/29 - 1:30 GMT

Granted but you got ME!!!

I guess a forum infestation of

+ o + o
+ o + +
o +
o + + +
+ o o + o
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_,------, o
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-| /_/
-_-_-_-_-_-_-~|__( ^ .^) + +
_-_-_-_-_-_-_-"" ""
+ o o + o
+ +
o o o o +
o +
+ + o o +

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/29 - 2:31 GMT

Ratchet, I know it's you. Not cool.

I wish for all the nyan cats to reveal themselves.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/29 - 2:36 GMT

Granted, but they were all you.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/29 - 2:41 GMT

__|__

|____|

Happy birthday.

I wish for no more -_- s.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/29 - 2:57 GMT

granted until Ratchet -____________________________________________________________________________________________- you

I wish for another cake

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/29 - 18:16 GMT

_|__

)___|

Granted, but I ate it.

I wish for literacy with scripting.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/29 - 20:19 GMT

Granted, but cakes used his powers for evil

I wish Yoshi's wish

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/29 - 21:57 GMT

Granted, but it was mine.

I wish to understand derivatives.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/29 - 22:31 GMT

Granted, but they reaped your soul.

I wish for an organized RP.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/29 - 23:11 GMT

Granted, it was an RP named "10000 ways to kill Oaky"

I wish to be better at soccer

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/30 - 0:04 GMT

Granted, but the soccer ball you used to practice exploded, causing you to be confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your life.

I wish for smart brains.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/30 - 0:13 GMT

granted, but they were mine.

I wish for a model airplane

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/30 - 0:16 GMT

Granted, but ZGW!

And then you lost The Game.

I wish for ZGW!

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/30 - 1:01 GMT

ZGW??

Granted, but it stood for Zulu Ground War, and you were in the middle of it.

I wish for a wish to wish.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/30 - 2:49 GMT

granted, but wishes are corrupted nowadays and used their power for evil and pushed you off a cliff (you thought you wished too)

I wish someone guessed a wish that someone guessed.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/04/30 - 3:01 GMT

Nine

That Nyan Cat isn't me... -_-

I wish for cake

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/04/30 - 14:06 GMT

Granted, but Yoshi ate it

I wish for cookies

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/04/30 - 16:58 GMT

Granted but I took them, passed them around the HA Community a couple times, and then gave them back to you. You got a couple crumbs.

I wish for Panzer to have cookies.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/01 - 0:12 GMT

Granted, but I steal them from him

I wish for a wallet that guesses... ;)

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/01 - 0:19 GMT

Granted, but I bashed you all on the head for eating my cookies >.<

I wish for more cookies

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/01 - 0:31 GMT

And I eat those too. >:D

I wish for Mars Explorer to be a better game.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/01 - 1:26 GMT

Granted BUT IT GOBBLED YOU UP LIKE YOU ATE MY COOKIES!!!

I wish for MOAR COOKIES

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/01 - 5:18 GMT

I ate them too. >:D

I wish for Panzer to not eat me for taking his cookies.

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/01 - 5:23 GMT

Granted, but he ripped you open to get his cookies back.

I wish for a paradox.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/01 - 14:39 GMT

Did Ratchet truly eat the cookies if I ripped him open to get them?

(philosophy instead)

I wish for multiplayer sy3th

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/01 - 14:40 GMT

Did Ratchet truly eat the cookies if I ripped him open to get them?

(philosophy instead)

I wish for multiplayer sy3th

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/01 - 20:44 GMT

Meee toooooo.

I wish for Syn3h B3.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/01 - 21:52 GMT

Nope.

I wish for Syn3h. Fully completed.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/01 - 23:09 GMT

Me too. :'(

I wish for CC to not exist. TT_TT

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/01 - 23:10 GMT

Not Granted.

I wish for a muumuu.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/01 - 23:13 GMT

Granted, but you became a cow.

(IDK)
I wish for mars explorer geeks

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/01 - 23:14 GMT

Granted, I introduced my friend to it.

I wish for health.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/01 - 23:16 GMT

It kills you thought

I wish for Hitler/ PocketMad to get his well deserved permban

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/01 - 23:18 GMT

YOU CHANGED YOUR COMMENT. I still say the same.

I wish for health, and for sinus infections to never exist.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/02 - 1:42 GMT

Granted, you got strep throat, not a sinus problem. It is healthy for everyone you yell at.

I wish for PB to comment

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/02 - 3:46 GMT

That's for him to decide.

I wish for chocolate cake.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/02 - 4:27 GMT

Granted but ratchet ate it.

I wish to own a 3d printer

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/02 - 6:21 GMT

Granted, and I got one too.

I wish for Ratchet to stop hating on pocketMAD so much.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/02 - 7:36 GMT

I don't hate him... (Even thought he deserves it)

He hates me, you can ask him if you want.

I've asked for peace, but he said no. Now I am done asking for peace.

I wish for Paocketmad to be permbanned

THEpancakes

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/02 - 8:43 GMT

I wish for you both to stop. You're both just as bad as one another, quit it.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/02 - 9:01 GMT

(You know he's worse..)

Not granted

I wish for Panny to leave

THEpancakes

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/02 - 12:33 GMT

I wish for you to stop being such a troll.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/02 - 13:00 GMT

I wish I didn't have to wish my previous wish.

I cannot stand you Panny, but you don't kick a man when he's already down and you don't pour salt on open wounds. Yet all of you still do.

Would you not be angry also? Would you dig real down in your soul to bring up those human feelings your were born with to stop it for five seconds?

I have enough crap in real life to deal with, and I do NOT need it here. You can't grant someone peace for five minutes of his life?

That is my true wish.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/02 - 14:53 GMT

Wow. Okay, in every post on Plexpedia involving you, you have flamed PocketMAD for seemingly NO REASON. He didn't say anything beforehand, and he didn't do anything to you.

I wish Ratchet would suck it up.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/02 - 14:57 GMT

Would like for me to show you some of the PM's he has sent me.

Granted, but I kiil you with a chainsaw.

I wish for brains for people.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/02 - 14:57 GMT

Granted, but...you all kept on fighting.

I wish you did this in PMs

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/03 - 0:48 GMT

Granted, but the PMs were public messages.

I wish that Ratchet would quit whining, and Pocketmad wouldn't be such a nuisance.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/03 - 0:55 GMT

Granted, but I kill all Yoshi's with a Chainsaw.

Including you.

I wish for a funny joke.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/03 - 0:58 GMT

Your IQ.

I wish for chocolate.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/03 - 1:03 GMT

I kill you with a chainsaw again.

I wish for Yoshi to stop trolling.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/03 - 1:20 GMT

Granted, but OMG YOSHI THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!

I wish for Yoshi's insult powers.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/03 - 2:50 GMT

Granted, but I had them and used them on your mom...who is a place.

I wish for to an.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/03 - 13:59 GMT

Granted, but your insults suck.

I wish for iron cookies

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/03 - 21:55 GMT

Granted, but they tasted too good NOT to eat.

I wish for to an.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/03 - 23:49 GMT

Granted, but it killed you.

I wish for a warm meal for supper. :)

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/04 - 1:14 GMT

Granted, but I personally find molten lead to be very unappetizing.

I wish for

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/04 - 3:13 GMT

Granted, but you win nothing here or there :)

I wish for a car to be mine

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/04 - 5:11 GMT

*revs up chainsaw*

:)

I wish for a script to do whatever I want.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/04 - 14:22 GMT

Granted, but you rotted 10 years in jail starting an hour later.

I wish for chocOcate.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/04 - 20:58 GMT

You get PoOp instead.

I wish for a better chainsaw

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/04 - 22:04 GMT

Granted, but it was my mom's.

I wish for to an.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/09 - 18:53 GMT

Granted but you get this instead:

I wish for nothing, I am content.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/09 - 20:51 GMT

Granted, but then you die.

I wish to understand the concept of "nothing".

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/10 - 0:50 GMT

Granted, but you become it.

I wish for help with my videogame(s?)

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/10 - 2:49 GMT

Granted, but it's the wrong kind of help...

I wish for an idea for what to wish for...

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/10 - 3:11 GMT

Granted, but you forgot it.

I wish.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/10 - 4:14 GMT

It kills you.

I wish for a new chainsaw

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/10 - 15:52 GMT

Granted, but I break it. Sorry. ^^;;

I wish for ppl to use more smileys.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/10 - 19:44 GMT

Here's one:

-_-

I wish for $2000 so I can buy everything on my Amazon wish lists

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/10 - 21:29 GMT

Granted, but it was in counterfeit pennies.

I wish for good things to wish for.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/10 - 21:38 GMT

Granted, but you wish for death.

And I don't corrupt it.

I wish for everything on my Amazon Wishlists.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/10 - 21:49 GMT

Granted, but you got it 1 second before you entered the event horizon on a black hole.

I wish to die. (hey, I must wish for whatever somebody said I would!)

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/10 - 22:05 GMT

Not corrupted.

:D

I wish for everything on one of my amazon wishlists.

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/10 - 22:20 GMT

Granted, but you loose it all now and you will loose it again when you wish for it the fourth time.

I wish for Ratchet to wish for something new :D

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/10 - 22:32 GMT

No.

I wish for ring around the rosie. ;)

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/11 - 3:01 GMT

Granted! Ring around the rosie is a song originally about the Black Death.

Ring around the rosie

There was apparently a ring around the red sores

Pocketful of posie

Pocketful of pus.

Ashes, ashes we all fall down!

That's death.

I wish for smart people.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/11 - 4:19 GMT

Have you met me?

I wish for pie.

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/11 - 5:21 GMT

Actually, Ender, posies were the flowers believed to repel the Black Death because of their sweet smell.

@Ratchet

Granted, but you ate nothing but pie for the rest of your (short) life.

I wish for Syn3h.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/11 - 5:49 GMT

You know we're getting nothing past Syn3h B2.

I wish for the old HA backround.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/11 - 21:19 GMT

Not Granted.

I wish for people to be less stupid.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/12 - 2:11 GMT

Granted, but you got dumber

I wish for a apple pie.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/12 - 3:15 GMT

Granted, but it was made with butter instead of apples.

(and you ate it)

I wish for moar ipod!

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/12 - 3:40 GMT

No iCrap.

I wish for Windows 8 to really be able to play 360 games.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/12 - 4:49 GMT

Granted, but 360 degrees celcius Is quite hot and it melted the windows 8 software. ;)

I wish for ps3

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/12 - 5:19 GMT

Granted, but you got the Slim model that's crap.

I wish for a Xbox 360

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/12 - 16:20 GMT

Granted, but it was crap anyway.

I wish for a model plane.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/12 - 16:27 GMT

Granted, but the Grammar Nazis took you away for not using the word "an."

I wish for The Internet.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/12 - 19:05 GMT

Granted, but it gave me access to grammatically criticize everything you say.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/12 - 19:28 GMT

Y U NO WISH?!

I wish for this Mi-Fi to run faster.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/12 - 19:57 GMT

Granted, in 15 years.

I wish for a homework machine which is 100% accurate

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/12 - 20:30 GMT

Granted, but i steal it.

I wish for cookies.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/12 - 21:37 GMT

Granted, but the chocolate chips were poo.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/12 - 21:48 GMT

Don't you dare start that here!

-_-

Not granted because you didn't wish!

I wish for pie

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/12 - 22:37 GMT

Granted but you got a poo pie.

Ahm gonnas guessers Dat ah iiz wanna Cake

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 0:48 GMT

Granted but it was imaginary.
I wish to wish.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 0:54 GMT

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ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 0:55 GMT

Ah stop it.

UI wish for jujubes

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 1:52 GMT

Ratchet, I think we get the point. Let's keep it down to one "I wish for a wish," please :P

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 2:18 GMT

I wish to wish?

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 5:12 GMT

Granted, but you wished to wish for eternity

I wish to eat cake

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 5:15 GMT

Granted, but I steal it.

I wish for Battle New York

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 5:43 GMT

Granted, but Jersey decided to butt in, and ruined the whole thing.

I wish for Ratchet to stop corrupting wishes using a chainsaw.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 5:52 GMT

Granted, but I kill you with a chainsaw.

I wish for the Cubs to go and win the World Series, the Broncos to go to the Super Bowl and win, and for the Flyers to win the Stanley Cup.

:)

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 5:56 GMT

"Granted, but I kill you with a chainsaw."

See how annoying that can get? The point of CAW is to cleverly corrupt someone's wish so that it backfires. Chainsaws typically don't have anything to do with that.

I wish for Ratchet to see my point.

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:01 GMT

Granted, but he immediately forgot once he saw this mysteriously familiar image: Chainsaw Black Outline Clip Art

I wish for a willow tree.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:03 GMT

xD

Granted, but it died in a hurricane.

I wish for the double rainbow guy.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:07 GMT

Y U NO CORRUPT??!

I wish for Star Wars Battlefront 3

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:10 GMT

Umm.... I did...

ARE YOU FREAKING BLIND?

And why didn't you corrupt my wish?

*disappointed, annoyed sigh*

I wish that Ratchet wouldn't be such a Zollu.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:14 GMT

No

I wish for people to stop commenting while I'm typing.

-__________________________________________________-

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:17 GMT

Granted, but when he looked up what a zollu was, he realized it was only a name from Humor America and not a personality, so he never changed.

EDIT: Ratchet beat me.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:20 GMT

Granted, but then I start commenting exactly before you comment on every single post you comment on it, making your posts obsolete. HAH!

I wish that Ratchet could meet newb-days Stryker, and Zollu, and then they'd all go off to Andrew-land where they could noob to their heart's content.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:29 GMT

Granted, but I punch you in the face, then you fall into a black hole.

I wish for Mento and a Diet Coke

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:30 GMT

Granted, but it blew up in your face.

I wish for people to stop kidnappin--

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:34 GMT

Granted, but I kidnap you, lock you in the basement and force you to make wine.

I wish for Baking Soda and Baking Powder

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:40 GMT

Granted, but I switch them out with rat poison when you're not looking. Enjoy those cookies, Ratchet. >:D

I wish to be immune to any corruption for one wish after this one, and have that wish actually come true.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:42 GMT

...

-_____________________________________________________________________________________-

Gr-

B-

-_-

Granted, but it goes to me instead.

I wish for a sandwhich.

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:45 GMT

Granted, but it consists of sand, which doesn't taste very good.

I wish for an epiphany.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:45 GMT

Granted, but...

I wish for a Pikachu IRL. :D

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 6:48 GMT

No Pokeicrap

I wish for a 4th chair for the dining room

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 15:28 GMT

Granted, you sat on it too, but Yoshi put a tack on your seat. :) a 4in one :)

I wish to own an xwing

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 19:28 GMT

Granted, but I steal it.

I wish for a Tie Bomber

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 19:40 GMT

Granted, but my recently-restolen xwing easily blows it out of the sky.

I wish for a SSD

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 19:46 GMT

Hmmm?

I wish for Final Fantasy XV

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 20:20 GMT

Granted, but it was not really it and you were scammed.

I wish for cake

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 20:24 GMT

Granted, but it was my cake.

I wish to swim in brownies.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/13 - 20:51 GMT

Granted, but the prownlies were too runny and you fell down in to brownie-quicksand.

I wish to eat brownies

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 5:14 GMT

Granted, but they are so delicious that you cant stop eating, and eating, and eating, and eating....

You eventually die of hot-dog poisoning.

(I will be your best friend if you get the reference.)

I wish for an epic adventure novel to read.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 5:56 GMT

I've I ever finish mine I'll send you a signed copy. ;)

I wish for the eintire Rebel/ New Republic Fleet

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 14:02 GMT

Granted but....
"imperial march plays"

Look what's coming to get you!!! Zeh Imperialz!!! Ruuuunnn!!!!!

I wish for a yt-1300

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 18:30 GMT

Granted, but I corrupt it. (No idea what that is.)

I wish to read Phineas and Ferb's epic novel. (See: "Mommy Can You Hear Me?")

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 20:26 GMT

Granted, but I read it too.

I wish to rid the world of hate for bronies.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 20:28 GMT

0_0

Granted, but the method of doing so was eliminating every. Last. Brony.

(YESSSSSSSSS)

I wish for Minecraft.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 20:30 GMT

Granted, but it was mine.

I wish to rid the world of hate for bronies, without ridding the world of them or in any way causing them harm (physical, mental, emotional).

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 20:52 GMT

Granted, but MLP was cancelled (anyway?)

I wish for the Xbox 720 to be worth buying.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 20:53 GMT

HAHA like anything by Microsoft will ever be worth buying...

I wish for MOAR CHOCOLATE!

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 20:55 GMT

-_______________________________________________________-

Granted, but you ate poop.

I wish for a Xbox 720, Wii U, Dreamcast 2 and the PS4

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 20:57 GMT

@Ender The only reason I might buy an Xbox is because of the Halo games. I friggen loved them, and I might like the new one, although Bungie did it best.

Granted, but those things didn't exist.

I wish for Halo to come back to the Mac, and to every other console. (FTW!)

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:00 GMT

No. iCrap!

I wish for a Dreamcast 2, or help with my video game.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:02 GMT

Granted, but I steal the game and take all of the credit for it, and I break your Dreamcast 2.

I wish for people to see the greatness of Apple.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:03 GMT

No

I wish for people to not pay an extra $1000 for crap.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:05 GMT

Granted, they paid an extra $1000 to learn to program.

I wish to understand everything.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:07 GMT

Granted, but you lose it in 5 seconds...

4...

3...

2...

1...

0

I wish for a PS3

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:08 GMT

Granted, but it was mine.

I wish to have better APM.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:11 GMT

Nope

I wish for Final Fantasy XII-2

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:15 GMT

No.

I wish for pi to the pi to the e i tau.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:17 GMT

I wish for people to not wish for obscure stuff. (Can't corrupt that, sorry.. :/ )

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:18 GMT

Not Granted, I wish for ThinkGeek t-shirts that fit comfortably.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 21:25 GMT

Granted, wait what?

I wish for Sphero.

(Ender knows what I'm talking about.)

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/14 - 22:56 GMT

But I don't.

I wish for Ultimate Power.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/15 - 0:51 GMT

Granted, but It was mine and I began exerting my iron will over the universe, starting by pulverising your spleen.

I wish for an iron man suit.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/15 - 1:33 GMT

Granted, but I steal it.

I wish for Captain America's Shield.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/15 - 1:58 GMT

Granted, your head was chopped off with it.

I wish for people to stop being stupid.

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/15 - 4:17 GMT

Granted, but society re-corrupts the minds of people all around the world.

I wish for a productive summer.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/15 - 4:21 GMT

Granted, it Phineas and Ferb out-do you.

I wish for cows and cows and cows.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/15 - 4:39 GMT

Granted, here's a mirror.

I wish for food.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/15 - 4:49 GMT

Granted, but it was (see previous wish)

I wish for Cows with Guns.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/16 - 1:04 GMT

Granted, but I drove over them with a diamod-tipped combine harvester.

Yes, you may now picture that. >:)

I wish for a tank

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/16 - 1:05 GMT

Granted, your shot with one.

I wish for a charger for my free iCrap

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/16 - 1:06 GMT

Dats nice.

Ipod?

I wish for cake

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/16 - 1:09 GMT

Granted, but its a lie.

I wish to learn Java

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/16 - 1:27 GMT

Granted, coffee tastes pretty good, but to LEARN it?

i wish for cookies

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/16 - 1:38 GMT

Granted, but your browser crashed becuase of them.

@Ratchet: Did you click one of those ads for a free iPad? Lol.

iWish.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/16 - 1:40 GMT

Not granted.

No, a friend needed a Nerf barrel extender. And I wasn't passing up a good deal.

600th comment!

I wish for victory cake

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/16 - 1:41 GMT

Not granted.

I wish for a grant.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/16 - 4:16 GMT

Granted, but Ratchet had cake and developed liver failure. ;$

I wish for a RC tank

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/16 - 16:07 GMT

Granted, but it was thrown off a cliff by the Hulk.

I wish for TEH INTERNET.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/16 - 22:36 GMT

Granted, but I was teh RULAR!

I wish for immature people to be mature.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/16 - 23:26 GMT

Granted, but then the mature people switched roles with the immature people.

I wish for Ratchet to quit flaming MAD and to stop using that really, really annoying frownie. ((-_-))

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/16 - 23:35 GMT

-________________________________________-

No

I wish for Oaky to have been here when I was the one being trolled constantly

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/16 - 23:48 GMT

Granted, but I actually was, and I don't recall you ever being trolled.

I wish for Ratchet to not assume things without any evidence.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/17 - 0:01 GMT

(._. )

I wish that, too.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/17 - 0:03 GMT

I wish for a atom bomb to be dropped in a black hole.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/17 - 0:09 GMT

Why?

sense for I some wish to make people more.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/17 - 0:11 GMT

Yoda lol

I wish for a taom bomb to be dropped into a black hole

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/17 - 0:13 GMT

Why?

Yoda No, wasn't it.

I wish.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/17 - 0:16 GMT

No

I wish for a TARSA bomb to be dropped into a Black Hole

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/17 - 0:22 GMT

No, that won't work.

I wish for real physics.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/17 - 0:31 GMT

Granted, I kill you with a Catapult.

I wish for hot chocolate

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/17 - 1:28 GMT

Granted, but the mashmellows choke you...fatally

I wish for a marshmellow

Nyan_Cat

2 hours - 311v

Posted 2012/05/17 - 2:10 GMT

Granted, but I feed it to my dog.

I wish for my pet fish to not have died.

:(

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/17 - 2:13 GMT

Granted but your....cat ate it.

I wish for Nyan_Cats identity to be known

Nyan_Cat

2 hours - 311v

Posted 2012/05/17 - 2:16 GMT

Never!

I wish for a mint

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/17 - 2:38 GMT

Granted, but it has rat poison on it.

I wish for a Chevy Camaro ZL1

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/17 - 6:08 GMT

Granted, but your little brother crashed it when you let him borrow it.

And you can't do anything about it. At all.

I wish for COCKADOODLEDOO!!!!!

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/17 - 6:24 GMT

COCKADOODLEDOO!!!!!

I wish for Boston Creme Pie

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/17 - 20:44 GMT

Granted, it was smashed into your face with 1000 pounds of force.

I wish to wish for a remote.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/17 - 22:28 GMT

Granted, but I injected you with sodium pentathol, and you told me, and it never came true.

I wish for cake.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/17 - 22:57 GMT

Granted, it was in Nyan_Cat's face.

I wish for pi.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/18 - 1:13 GMT

Granted, but it ended.

I wish for a new CAW

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/18 - 1:36 GMT

Granted, it came after Le 2000th comment.

I wish for somebody to stop using the Nyan Cat account.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/18 - 2:18 GMT

Granted, but then someone else took over.

I wish for ___ and then ___ and then you died.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/18 - 3:30 GMT

Granted, but the ____ went and _____'ed and then you died.

I wish for an iPhone.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/18 - 10:28 GMT

Granted, I let you have it.

(There's your corruption right there.)

I wish for a iCrap charger

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/18 - 14:33 GMT

Granted, but it didn't work because it was made by Microsoft. [see what I did there? :)]

I wish to understand the universe.

Nyan_Cat

2 hours - 311v

Posted 2012/05/18 - 14:41 GMT

Granted, but it implodes on you.

I wish for no more Tac Nyan

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/19 - 0:49 GMT

Granted...but I posted 1000 more.

I wish for cake

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/20 - 16:14 GMT

Granted, but it gave you salmonella.

I wish for understanding...of EVERYTHING!

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/20 - 17:07 GMT

granted, but you understood why Adolf Hitler killed the Jewish race, then commited suicide because his demented brain's reason was atrocious.

I wish for world peace

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/21 - 2:10 GMT

Granted, but you weren't around to see it.

I wish to know if God exists. :)

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/21 - 3:32 GMT

The proof is the Universe itself.

I wish for more pizza

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/21 - 3:35 GMT

Granted, but then you realized that "God" is simply an extremely advanced alien race.

I wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for 42 more wishes.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/21 - 3:37 GMT

Granted, but I punch you in the face for being stupid.

I wish for some Boston Creme Pie

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/21 - 3:43 GMT

Granted, but I used a fancy tesla coil to convince a bunch of primitives that I am a god (not hard) and told them to kill you by throwing you off a cliff into a swimming pool - with jello mix.

I wish for people to use reason.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/21 - 3:50 GMT

Granted, you realise god exists right before you die.

I wish for a Sony Tablet

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/21 - 3:52 GMT

Prove it. Oh, wait! You can't!

I wish for Underscores ____________________

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/21 - 3:54 GMT

Granted, but you kill yourself with ___________________________

I wish for Lego Star Wars 4

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/21 - 5:52 GMT

Granted, but I trap you in a giant LEGO box forever.

I wish Ratchet would stop being a hypocrite, it's embarrassing me.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/21 - 7:40 GMT

How am I being a hypocrite n00b?

I wish for a new chainsaw.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/21 - 15:14 GMT

Granted, but it was a plastic toy.

I wish for a 1000$

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/21 - 15:23 GMT

Granted, but it was counterfeit, and the police took you down.

I wish for a mellow Willow.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/21 - 17:19 GMT

Granted but the willow weeped for months on end after ;)

(see what i did there?)

I wish for a warmer swimming pool.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/21 - 17:39 GMT

Granted but then Iceman froze it while you were swimming.

I wish for ___ and then ___ and so ___

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/21 - 19:09 GMT

____ kills you

I wish to stop throwing up.

>~<

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/21 - 19:46 GMT

Granted, but you threw up one last time.

I wish for someone to wish so I can corrupt it.

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/21 - 23:35 GMT

Granted, but I wish that you will not corrupt my wish.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/22 - 2:05 GMT

Granted, but I don't, therefore corrupting your wish.

I WISH FOR NO MORE CAPS LOCK. (Used Shift ^^)

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/22 - 2:40 GMT

GRANTED BUT I DIDN'T

I WISH FOR CAKE!!!!!!!!!

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/22 - 2:50 GMT

Granted, but the cake is a falsehood. (See what I did there? eh? Ehhhhh?)

I wish for a slap in the face.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/22 - 15:09 GMT

Granted *slap*

I wish to slap Oaky again.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/22 - 15:54 GMT

Granted

I wish for a new, better chainsaw

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/22 - 21:38 GMT

Granted, but I accidentally drop it in the lake.

I wish for Ratchet to stop hating me, and to learn what troll means.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/22 - 23:00 GMT

Granted, he reads a dictionary and finds out what is under the bridge. ;)

I wish for cake

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/23 - 0:03 GMT

Granted, but I plant your face in it. I wish for Ratchet to not be Jeremy.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/23 - 3:34 GMT

Granted, but then he gets his friend Wrench and whacks you on the head.

(Who's jeremy?)

I wish for a comment to come next.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/23 - 3:57 GMT

LOL!!!!

Granted, but the pie fell on the ground.

I wish for some ice cream.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/23 - 4:16 GMT

Granted, but...

It was pizza-flavored.

:/

I wish for WYR.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/24 - 20:37 GMT

Granted.

WYR.

I wish for to an.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/24 - 22:47 GMT

No.

I wish for REM.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/24 - 23:03 GMT

granted, but you wokr up after 15 minutes of deep sleep

I wish for cake

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/25 - 0:48 GMT

Granted, but I hit it to the ground.

I wish for Epicness.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/25 - 2:06 GMT

Granted, but it was my epic slap to your* face.

I wish for your turn.

(*Anyone who this may apply to.)

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/25 - 2:26 GMT

Granted, but *mega slap*

I wish to slap horus

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/25 - 2:28 GMT

Granted, but Horus no longer visits the forums.. (At least not that I'm aware of.)

I wish for an explanation of Pocket's puppet.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/25 - 3:39 GMT

Granted, but now you can't PM from your account either

I wish for Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 3

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/25 - 4:07 GMT

Granted, but I stole it.

I wish for CAW to be reversed for the next 10 comments.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/25 - 4:12 GMT

No

I wish for Oaky to stop calling me Rat or else.

-__-

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/25 - 15:30 GMT

Granted, but I got *Rat* kicked off of Plexpedia.

I wish for more RAGEFACE.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/25 - 22:25 GMT

-__________________________-

That one?

Or mine?

(._. )

I wish for more ASCII.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/26 - 15:27 GMT

Granted, but it was Rick Asley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" in ASCII coding.

I wish for less trolls.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/26 - 22:30 GMT

Granted, but you die cause your a troll.

I wish for Force Unleashed 3

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/27 - 1:11 GMT

Granted, but it had the plot or Star Trek v.s. Star Wars, and if you even died once, star trek won

I wish for a SW v.s. ST movie

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/27 - 19:37 GMT

Granted, but it was by George Lucas.

@Ratchet you're*. And you're still using that term incorrectly.

I wish for no more Ratchet.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/27 - 20:55 GMT

Granted, but Horus showed up, the very next day :)

@Oaky, how was that a corruption?

I wish the same as the last wish made by me.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/27 - 21:17 GMT

No

I wish for a new Laptop

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/27 - 23:23 GMT

Granted, but it was mine.

I wish for understanding.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/05/27 - 23:35 GMT

Granted, but its to understand Hitlers reasoning behind WWII

I wish for a Dreamcast 2

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/28 - 0:38 GMT

Granted, but it was a nightmare.

I wish for unity 2.6 full to be free.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/28 - 1:21 GMT

Granted, but then the tax went up so you lost the money anyway.

I wish for a better prequel trilogy for Star Wars.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/28 - 2:39 GMT

Granted, but you had to pay for it!

I wish to have as much program prowess as Achilles.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/28 - 2:41 GMT

Granted, but you went blind and lost your hands.

I wish I was on TV.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/28 - 2:42 GMT

Granted, it was on a "wanted: dead or alive" advertisement.

I wish to have the ultimate corruption to every wish.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/28 - 2:50 GMT

Granted, but I took credit for coming up with them. (See: Would you Rather....?)

I wish for nothing, and everything.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/28 - 2:51 GMT

Granted, but Luna Lovegood's brain was implanted into yours.

I wish to memorize the entire Harry Potter series.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/28 - 2:57 GMT

Granted, but AVA KEDAVRA.

I wish for granted.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/28 - 2:58 GMT

Nope.

I wish to know if god existed.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/28 - 3:03 GMT

Granted, but a misguided person who didn't know a lick of theology tried to tell you and caused your conceptions of god to be misguided as well.

I wish for a clever joke.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/05/28 - 3:50 GMT

A joke... is a story with a humorous climax.

I wish for text.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/05/28 - 3:54 GMT

Granted, but it was a textbook.

I wish. For. Punctuation.

Eric (TheCyberMan)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/06/01 - 23:07 GMT

..............................

.,(!)::,.?(..!,?:!!..,:.)!?.,!:!)

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/06/01 - 23:50 GMT

4,!>>]|?€¥¥<|{>?<>£+#

I wish to be able to speak binary

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/06/02 - 1:08 GMT

Granted, but no-one understood you.

I wish for L337

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/06/05 - 23:14 GMT

I could understand it.

Granted, I dropped 1,337 nukes on you.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/06/06 - 14:49 GMT

No wish....

HALL OF FAMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
I wish for Abister to export another of my worlds.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/06/06 - 19:32 GMT

Granted, but then you had a heart attack because it got messed up in the data transfer.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/06/06 - 23:20 GMT

@Yoshi: Granted but I kill you FOR NOT WISHING!

I wish for a Tracphone.

Hatter (ACC_Mad)

1 day - 4,967v

Posted 2012/06/07 - 0:40 GMT

granted but someone ruined it by saying^^^^

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/06/09 - 14:56 GMT

[corruption]

[wish]

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/06/22 - 2:25 GMT

[creative corruption]

I wish for these kids to be murdered brutally.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/06/22 - 2:31 GMT

Granted, but they kill you first.

I wish for Halo to have a no Blood/Gore Option.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/06/22 - 2:33 GMT

I wish for Halo to be on Wii.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/06/22 - 2:37 GMT

Nintendo only does Kiddi games.

I wish for a Dreamcast 2

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/06/22 - 2:40 GMT

Granted, read "Voyage of the Dawn Treader".

I wish to wish successfully.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/06/22 - 2:42 GMT

No

I wish for a 5 Terabyte Harddrive.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/06/22 - 14:29 GMT

Granted, but it's your brain.

I wish for epicness that is mine.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/06/22 - 17:42 GMT

Granted, but you must share.

MWAHHAHA

I wish for better BBall Skillz

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/06/22 - 20:59 GMT

Granted, but I'm still better.

I wish for the PS Vita

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/06/23 - 2:14 GMT

Granted, but it's miineee.

I wish...to see all of you IRL someday.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/06/23 - 5:57 GMT

Granted, but its on Easter Island because SOPA shut down the Internet. :/
I wish for the PS4. :D

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/06/24 - 3:20 GMT

Granted. I got one too and pwned you in ALL the games.

I wish for people to be less stupid. *goes off to burn kittens*

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/06/24 - 4:12 GMT

Granted, but I(etc...)

I wish for (etc...)

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/06/25 - 4:21 GMT

Granted, but it means eating tricky cookies.

I wish to understand everything.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/06/25 - 4:31 GMT

Have you seen Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? :O

I wish for a Working Bike

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/06/25 - 13:41 GMT

Granted, but you forgot how to ride one.

I wish for a pie.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/06/25 - 13:46 GMT

Granted, but take the cookie.

I wish for 6 hours to pass.

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/06/25 - 23:25 GMT

Granted, but the time machine is broken.

I'm not gonna wish. Next comment does the wish.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/06/26 - 0:28 GMT

-_-

I wish for Lamp to leave.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/06/26 - 2:38 GMT

Granted, but he leaves and lives with you.

I wish for the world not to have any noobs.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/06/26 - 9:50 GMT

Granted, but your the only person left in the world.

I wish for Nerf guns

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/06/26 - 15:06 GMT

You forgot me.

Granted, but I dumped them from a cardboard box off your roof onto your head. It hurt.

I wish that I could play at Pebble Beach.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/06/26 - 15:16 GMT

Granted, but you died.

I wish for a wish for...people to stop being so stupid.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/06/26 - 15:20 GMT

So do I. (Too bad the only solution is temporary and completely unethical)

I wish for chocolate cake.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/06/26 - 15:23 GMT

Granted, you eat it, but its poop.

I wish for a radio

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/06/26 - 15:25 GMT

Granted, but I killed you with it.

I wish for 99 bottles of water.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/06/26 - 15:39 GMT

Granted, but you have to pee for forever.

I wish for another pie.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/06/27 - 3:43 GMT

Granted, but smacked it to the ground just as you were about to eat it.

I wish for free greens fees at Pebble.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/06/27 - 14:49 GMT

Granted, but it rains all the time

I wish soda

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/07/11 - 22:41 GMT

i wish that was a sentence that made sense.

I wish for Mario

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/07/11 - 23:44 GMT

Granted, but he dies.

I wish for soda :P

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/07/13 - 20:16 GMT

Granted, but there's no fizz.

I wish to win at life.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/07/13 - 20:38 GMT

Granted, but you fail.

I wish for proper N64 SDK. -_-

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/07/14 - 7:34 GMT

granted! but it was dropped :(

i wish for a wish to be a wish that who would be wished upon that that wish would become a great wish and that same wish had a wish. I wish for pie :

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/07/16 - 17:53 GMT

Granted, but I shoot you and the pie.

I wish for chocolate cake.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/07/16 - 23:51 GMT

Granted but I haunt you and you cake for life.

I wish for a frog that will eat me.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/07/18 - 22:48 GMT

No

I wish for a Xbox 8

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/07/19 - 1:58 GMT

Granted, but the Xbox ate you.

I wish for a cookie

Falin

8 hours - 1,253v

Posted 2012/07/20 - 15:20 GMT

Granted, but it wasn't made of chocolate chips... !!!

I wish for a wallet full of money

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/07/20 - 20:57 GMT

Granted, but the money is covered in Small Pox

X.x

I wish for Nachos ;)

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/07/20 - 23:40 GMT

Granted, but...uhhh...yeah, I don't want to corrupt this. x_x

I wish for semantic satiation (you all know what to do!). ;)

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/07/21 - 6:50 GMT

Granted...but I didnt know what the hell that was so heres a human eating pony, enjoy!

I wish for CAW 3 :D

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/07/21 - 20:46 GMT

We'll get it when we hit 1000 comments.

eip rof hsiw I

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/07/22 - 23:50 GMT

doof eht ton e semit pi saw ti tub detnarG

I wish for semantic satiation. If you don't know what it is, GOOGLE IT.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/07/23 - 19:35 GMT

No

I wish for $1,669.95

X.x

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/07/24 - 10:43 GMT

Granted, but it caught on fire and so did you and should have died from it but you survived but no money to treat it and you die anyways :D

I wish for a computer :D

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/07/26 - 0:00 GMT

Granted, it was the most epic computer ever, it could handle the heaviest graphics with a five terabyte harddrive, but sadly, IT WAS MINE.

I wish for Narnia.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/07/26 - 0:33 GMT

Granted, but you have no wardrobe so you cant enter :(

I wish holidays came soon.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/07/26 - 19:48 GMT

Granted, but that was the last they ever came.

I wish for 42.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/07/26 - 20:36 GMT

Granted, but it turns into 43

I wish for a %100 real PIE!!!1

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/07/30 - 17:50 GMT

Granted, it's a 100% real cow pie.

I wish for a unicorn.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/07/31 - 3:33 GMT

Granted but I stole it back :D

I wish for a rainbow.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/07/31 - 4:03 GMT

Granted, but you can't see it.

I wish for a Star Wars Old Republic movie. :D

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/08/01 - 18:45 GMT

Granted, but it was so bad you died from misery.

I wish for squircles.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/08/24 - 17:44 GMT

Granted, but they were first dimension squircles.

I wish for creativity so I can come up with something good to wish for.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/08/24 - 23:06 GMT

...no just have a corrupt bunny that eats ears here ya go!

I wish for the letter A

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/08/25 - 19:02 GMT

Granted, but it was B

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/08/25 - 21:58 GMT

I can live with B but make a wish next time.

I wish for a bird :D

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/08/26 - 6:10 GMT

Granted, but it was made of tofu.

I wish for an LED light bulb.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/08/26 - 9:44 GMT

Granted but i cant spell so heres a OLK light bulb.

I wish for a laptop.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/08/26 - 15:48 GMT

Granted, but as soon as you touched it, it shocked you and you died.

I wish for everyone to be logical.

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/08/27 - 3:13 GMT

Granted, but then errors came.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/08/27 - 10:33 GMT

Lamp start making wishes or get out.

I wish for a genie that will grant me infinite wishes :D

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/08/27 - 16:34 GMT

Granted BUT THEN IT WAS MINE.

I wish for JK Rowling to come out with a new Harry Potter book.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/08/27 - 23:27 GMT

Granted...but it doesnt come in English :(

I wish for more better movies

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/08/28 - 1:28 GMT

Granted, but they were really low-budget.

I wish for The Birds.

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/08/28 - 2:13 GMT

Granted, but they flew away.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/08/28 - 13:46 GMT

Y U NO WISH!

I wish for Lamp to wish.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/08/28 - 22:56 GMT

Granted but his wish disappeared and so did he.

I wish for a pony :D

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/08/29 - 0:54 GMT

Granted but it was full of girly stuff.

XP

I wish to not wish.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/08/29 - 1:58 GMT

Granted but you wished anyways

I wish for my account named Stryker.

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/08/29 - 2:19 GMT

Granted, but it already is.

I wish for more light in the house in the morning.

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/08/29 - 4:30 GMT

Granted, but the wish was only for a second which just passed.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/08/29 - 10:27 GMT

Granted but there wasnt a wish so i put one in so here is a pet zombie...dont worry it eats brains so your good.

I wish fo a pink pony :D

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/08/29 - 22:00 GMT

Granted, but it was Pinkie Pie and you were overwhelmed by her hyperness and happiness.

I wish for there to be more people on HA. And for Lamp to stop being a troll.

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/08/29 - 22:55 GMT

Granted, but I am not trolling.

I don't even know how to troll.

I don't even fully understand what is means.

All i know is it is a silly face that says "Problem?".

I wish for Mars 3 to be soo cool!

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/08/30 - 4:07 GMT

0__0

| |

___

Granted, it ALREADY IS, therefore your verb "to be" is invalid.

I wish for my networking to work.

Edit: What the heck happened here? View the page source to see what the last comment was and the wish.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/08/30 - 8:44 GMT

Granted, but it got tangled and then exploded.

I wish for a...hm...

Another kick ass pink pony :D

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/08/30 - 14:45 GMT

Granted, but she asked you out and she was gay. :P

I wish to be able to connect to games.

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/08/30 - 22:10 GMT

Granted, but it broke again. Your new router sucks. :P

It appears Stryker has PXed the comments.

Does this happen to you?

I wish for this to happen to everyone so Stryker gets blamed!

Either that or i wish for it to NOT happen only to me.

I dunno wats wrong. I have OS X Mountain Lion with latest evrsion of Google Chrome.

Same problem happens with Safari. Could it be a Webkit engine error?

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/08/30 - 23:16 GMT

I made that comment long on purpose. And this is on HumorAmerica so it appears in both places. So I didnt PX a thing.

And I really hope you didnt mean that you hope it happens on everyone so i'd get blamed...cause we will have a talk that even you would leave on that note.

I wish for a keyboard :

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/08/30 - 23:27 GMT

Granted, but it was a Microsoft Arc Keyboard so you cant play Mars!

>:]

If you don't understand, here is why you can't play mars:

All arrow keys is in a d-pad style key.

:P

Good I don't have that.

I wish for Mars Explorer 3 to be so awesome!

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/08/31 - 15:02 GMT

-____- It will be.

I wish for people to STOP BEING STUPID AT ONCE.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/09/01 - 1:31 GMT

Granted but everyone was being stupid at twice :

I wish for a LG TV :D

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/09/01 - 2:12 GMT

Granted, but Life wasn't so Good after you got it.

I wish for a new wireless mouse!

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/09/01 - 2:34 GMT

Granted. Batteries not included.

I wish for mars 3.1

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/09/01 - 3:41 GMT

Granted, but you have to wait.

The mouse I want has batts included. :P

Or will they forget to put it in?

I will just return it and buy another one.

i wish for justice.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/09/01 - 6:38 GMT

Granted but you got water with that just ice.

I wish for a foot that can kick its own butt

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/09/02 - 22:20 GMT

Foots don't have butts... :)

I wish for my foot to kick stryker's butt :D

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/09/03 - 0:29 GMT

Granted but I "accidentally" punched you in the throat...good luck :D

I wish there was a show that showed people kicked each others butts

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/09/03 - 18:11 GMT

Granted, but you were on the first season, and the person that kicked you had spikes on their shoes.

I wish for people to be intelligent. And rational.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/09/03 - 22:07 GMT

Granted, but then you got me :P

I wish that show i wished for was the top listings...

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/09/03 - 23:18 GMT

Granted, everyone got to see you cry because your butt was kicked by a spiky boot.

I wish for summer vacation to last longer. :(

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/09/04 - 1:23 GMT

Granted, but it was over 130 degrees outside and your A/C doesnt work :(

I wish for a corvette :D

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/09/05 - 0:10 GMT

Granted, but it's made wrong and it explodes when you buy it.

I wish for to an.

800th comment yaay.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/09/05 - 2:08 GMT

What?

Not granted.

I wish for every Lego set I want.

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/09/05 - 5:24 GMT

Granted, but you stepped on them.

I wish for :D

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/09/05 - 11:44 GMT

Ouch felt that...granted but you got a X(

I wish for a name...

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/09/05 - 19:47 GMT

Granted, but the people at the hell known as High School Stryked you back with it.

I wish for classic suspension feature in Mars 3!

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/09/07 - 3:30 GMT

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish for unboken Legos. -_-

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/09/07 - 4:36 GMT

Granted, but they were made of mercury.

I wish for a wish to wish for a wish that I wish for a wish to wish for a wish to not be the only one with this PXing problem.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/09/14 - 1:32 GMT

Granted, but then I javascipt banned you from the page.

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/09/14 - 2:38 GMT

Granted, but I disabled JavaScript. >:]

JavaScript isn't secure.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/09/14 - 3:07 GMT

Javascript finds IPs so its soo easy to bypass that settings. Like you said its not secure.

I wish to join a boxing tournament

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/09/14 - 6:22 GMT

Granted, but you got killed.

I wish to be the best player in carbon combat

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/09/14 - 21:55 GMT

...cant grant too impossible! XP

I wish for a talking dog :D

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/09/14 - 22:58 GMT

Granted, but it talked too much.

I wish for...

uh...

i dunno.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/09/15 - 0:22 GMT

Then shut up and leave.

I wish for me to have superpowers!

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/09/15 - 3:30 GMT

Granted, but they're mine.

I wish for more wishes.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/09/15 - 4:10 GMT

Granted but there mine :D

I wish for a flamingo named Bill

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/09/15 - 4:15 GMT

Granted, but he didn't come with a bill.

I wish for really fast buggies!

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/09/16 - 2:29 GMT

Granted, but then the custom settings for servers became permanently disabled, preventing that from happening anymore.

I wish for people to not be so clueless about the direction our country is headed.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/09/16 - 2:40 GMT

Aint corrupting that.

I wish to see the future and know everything!

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/09/16 - 16:34 GMT

Granted. America goes broke and china takes over the world =/

I wish for canada to re-buy its lost property, Alaska.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/09/17 - 1:08 GMT

Granted, in the end, we nuked them and they gave it back for free!

I wish for a pony that produces chocolate milk!

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/09/28 - 19:47 GMT

Granted, but it came from the

I wish for a wish to wish.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/10/02 - 19:14 GMT

I WISH STRYKER WOULD FIX HIS COMMENT THAT IS MESSING UP THE POST.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/10/02 - 21:21 GMT

I wish for the same.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/10/02 - 23:05 GMT

Hey just playing! Decides YOU decide when its messing up when it was you guys that were throwing insults in those wishes?

Then Ender's last comment didnt have a wish in it...so let me see here... I play it while you guys throw insults in the wishes and dont wish at all. So next time how about keep quiet till you can do the same.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/10/03 - 0:45 GMT

HEY! I DID WISH! "I wish for the same."!! How is that not a wish!

I wish for Stryker to edit his comment so it doesn't mess the post up.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/10/03 - 4:43 GMT

See what your doing there? Your so caught up in your OWN maddness that your now trying to insult a mistake I made. So when it all really comes down, its not really Lamp or newbs that distroyed this place, its you guys.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2012/10/03 - 4:47 GMT

I wish Stryker would just shut up and remove that disrupting comment.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/10/03 - 23:37 GMT

Granted, but I wont.

I wish that Yoshi and Ender and the creator would play right.

(4/3)πr^3 (ACC-Yoshi)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/10/28 - 16:38 GMT

Granted, but then I decide to troll you and play incorrectly.

I wish for a portable potato cannon and a junkyard. (for epic sniping)

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/10/28 - 19:05 GMT

Granted but you got a baked patato cannon and a junkyard full of HIV...sorry :(

I wish for a llama named Jerry

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/10/29 - 2:08 GMT

Granted, but it's a nerd so it wants to be called Gerald.

I wish for people to stop being illogical.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/10/29 - 2:31 GMT

Granted! But you got Lamp so your too late sorry again :(

I wish for a baked potato named Tom

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/11/02 - 3:45 GMT

Granted, but Tom (the cat) destroyed it.

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I wish for free cookies!

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/11/03 - 15:36 GMT

Granted, but they were mine.

I wish for PEOPLE TO STOP BEING ILLOGICAL.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/11/03 - 23:17 GMT

OH cmon Ender! Enjoy the game!

I wish for a laptop that would tell me a my future and gives me cookies :D

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/11/03 - 23:52 GMT

Granted, but as soon as you got it a llama peed on it so it didn't work.

I wish for a cookie that is completely normal, is mine, and has not been altered in any way.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/11/26 - 20:19 GMT

Granted, but your sucked into a Black Hole.

I wish for $1600 and 87 cents

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/12/03 - 3:38 GMT

Granted, but...

I wish for a nice gift.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/12/04 - 3:40 GMT

Granted, but a llama pooped on it.

I wish for Lamp to make sense.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2012/12/04 - 6:01 GMT

Not possible...

I wish for more member of my Dev Team

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/12/04 - 7:11 GMT

Granted, but they were Lamps.

I wish for :D

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/12/16 - 1:50 GMT

Granted, you only got one second of happiness/contentedness your whole life and the rest of the time you were depressed.

I wish for piiiiiiiii.

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/12/16 - 7:28 GMT

Granted, but some n00b put an "e" after it and it turned into a piiiiiiiiie.

πe

I wish for my house to have better insulation.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/12/23 - 21:47 GMT

Granted...............but then it burned down.

I wish for people to be more intelligent.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/12/24 - 8:48 GMT

Granted but then you looked stupid so you wished for everyone were dumb and we all believed December 21 was the last day and everyone died and you had no one to do math with so you wished you had a girl to hang and you were given Justin Beiber then you gave up on life, listen to his music to end your life...phew.

I wish for cookie :D

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/12/26 - 23:45 GMT

Granted, but it caused you to lose sight of that creepy stone statue for a second and

[INTERNET SERVICE UNAVAILABLE]

[NETWORKS UNAVAILABLE PLEASE CHECK AGAIN IN 40 YEARS]

I wish people would make sense.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2012/12/27 - 10:40 GMT

Granted, but they were given bad sense...thanks

I wish the person above me would just stop being so :( X( and start being :D XD

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2012/12/29 - 22:25 GMT

I can't see the pictures, sorry.

I wish I could see the pictures.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2013/01/13 - 23:38 GMT

Granted you see pictures of you getting killed in the future in 5...4...3...2...1...

I wish for a Wingsuit

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/01/14 - 1:53 GMT

Granted, but your arms get amputated without anaesthetic (or anesthetic, depends on where you're from).

I wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for a wish to wish for an apple.

spongejax

1 day - 3,479v

Posted 2013/01/15 - 6:58 GMT

that apple was poisoned. Shoulda thought of that, snow white.

I WEESH FOR SOME FLYIN WANGS.

Tartian (Lamp)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/01/15 - 7:37 GMT

Granted, but they were made out of bamboo and garbadge bags and failed.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2013/01/15 - 19:38 GMT

If your gonna play the game at least play it right Lamp.

RESTART!

I wish I had some sexy nipples :D

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2013/01/15 - 20:51 GMT

Granted, you now have man boobs...

X.x

I wish for a Parachute

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/01/15 - 22:30 GMT

Granted, but it doesn't deploy in time.

I wish for success.

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2013/01/15 - 23:46 GMT

Granted, but it was on the Decillionth try. XD

I wish for a working bike.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/01/18 - 12:27 GMT

Granted, but whenever you rode it, it took you to the most dangerous part of your town and threw knives at you.

I wish for everything to be successful in the next week.

spongejax

1 day - 3,479v

Posted 2013/01/20 - 4:37 GMT

granted, but they were successful in being unsuccessful.

I wish for some working useable FLYIN WANGS

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/01/20 - 17:10 GMT

Granted, but they were already being used.........................if you know what I mean.

I wish that my kidney would stop being stupid.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2013/01/20 - 20:26 GMT

Granted but your hormones decided to start acting up giving you 3 times the mother nature.........................if you know what I mean.

I wish I had an african-american accent talking muscles so when I flex I make rap.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/01/21 - 1:57 GMT

That's almost impossible actually...

Granted, but then you move to Poland and everyone hates you because everyone there is extremely racist.

I wish everybody would be rational.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2013/01/21 - 8:46 GMT

Granted but you wished your kidneys weren't stupid :D

I wish I didnt move to Poland

spongejax

1 day - 3,479v

Posted 2013/01/22 - 5:41 GMT

granted, but you moved to the african rainforest instead.

i wish for a good ol' time

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/01/23 - 2:03 GMT

Granted, but you were on your deathbed.

I wish that my kidneys weren't being stupid and that people were rational.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/05/13 - 2:07 GMT

Granted, your kidneys died (not stupid anymore) and that people rationally killed you as you were going to die anyway....

I wish for Ender to swim in liquid paper

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/05/13 - 18:36 GMT

Granted but you had to swim in high-quality solid paper and got tons of paper cuts.

I wish for good grades this semester. And to find a spontaneously written paper for English that is good.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/05/13 - 19:33 GMT

Granted, but you died in a car crash before receiving your report card.

I wish for Ender to be sprayed with liquid nitrogen

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/05/13 - 23:55 GMT

Granted, but I was in a suit that made me immune to it.

I wish for Panzer to stop wishing horrible ways for me to die. ;)

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/05/14 - 0:56 GMT

Granted, now its just maiming

I wish for theme music to play as I write math tests

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/05/14 - 1:01 GMT

Granted: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aLYvZ5sX28

I wish for Panzer to admit that two girls is better than girl and guy.

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/05/15 - 5:27 GMT

Granted. The neural surgery required to make this happen also triggered a gender change :P

I wish for my computer to be teleported instantaneously to the room where I'm staying now.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/05/15 - 23:16 GMT

Granted, but it got stuck to the desk so you couldn't do anything.

I wish for MORE GRAPE JUICE that isn't poisoned and tastes fine.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/05/16 - 0:40 GMT

Granted, but it was wine, you drank too much, got poisoned and died.

I wish for 3.0

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/05/18 - 23:40 GMT

Granted, but Flynn had no part in it.

I wish for school to be out.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/05/19 - 2:09 GMT

Granted, but summer school.

I wish for a vacation in the carribean for myself

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/05/20 - 21:46 GMT

Granted but you got lost and were forced to live there for your whole life, which was short because you didn't have enough money to support yourself, resorted to thievery, and were killed.

I WISH THAT I COULD JUST GO ON SUMMER BREAK RIGHT NOW WITHOUT HAVING TO COMPLETE ANY OF MY MISSING ASSIGNMENTS.

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/05/20 - 23:00 GMT

Granted, but you failed and had to retake the year in september.

I wish for more weekend.

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/05/27 - 16:31 GMT

Not gonna corrupt that...

I wish my parents never turned our wifi off.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/05/29 - 2:23 GMT

Granted. Not going to corrupt that.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/05/29 - 11:12 GMT

Granted, but i couldn't think of a good corruption. :P

I wish for POWAAAH, UNLIMITED POWAAAAH!!!

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/05/30 - 2:15 GMT

Okay, granted, but it was MINE.

I wish for people to make more sense.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2013/05/30 - 11:01 GMT

Granted but we're guys, there's no wish to fix that!

I wish for ETERNAL life!

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/05/31 - 0:25 GMT

Granted. Enjoy watching your loved ones die, then slowly festering away.... you can't end it either. That wouldn't be eternal, would it?

I wish i knew everything about every active Mars player >:D

ACC Clerk (Retired) (PanzerAce)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/05/31 - 2:16 GMT

Granted. See kitty. See yourself. See you having to live through that in memories. Commit suicide.

I wish to be able to imagine ideas in my head, and have them turn into usable computer code.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/06/01 - 4:50 GMT

Granted, but I could do it twice as fast, and you got hired by Symantec to program Norton Antivirus.

@Stryker: guys make more sense than girls.

I wish to live forever unless I commit suicide.

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/06/03 - 20:41 GMT

Granted... woops! you didn't see that train coming, didya? Accidental suicide :D

I wish to happily ever after (without having to kiss a frog) *flutters eyelashes*

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/06/04 - 1:02 GMT

Ok.

You're Belle, and towards the end of your life you are charged with a charge of bestiality.

I wish to be immortal until I commit suicide (which by definition is on purpose).

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2013/06/04 - 4:22 GMT

Granted but then you got depression from seeing everyone you know die...then committed suicide.

I wish I was a sexy beast (ha too late :D)

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/06/05 - 14:08 GMT

About my wish: that's kind of the point, Stryker.

Granted, but you were only sexy to large male blobfish, and they all tried to mate with you.

I wish to get at least 85% on all my finals.

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/06/05 - 14:56 GMT

Good luck... I won't corrupt that.

I wish for a time-stop device, that would stop time everywhere outside my room at my command and restart it again when I told it to. So that I could waste massive amounts of time and still get my biology work done in time. :P

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/06/05 - 18:36 GMT

Granted, but you get discovered...then busted for cheating...and you can never use the device again because al-Qaeda stole it from you and you were credited for the destruction of the planet.

I wish to pass all my finals.

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/06/06 - 0:54 GMT

Granted... but then they weren't so final after all, because they papers got lost and you had to retake.

I wish for a brain.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/06/06 - 17:44 GMT

Granted: it was attached to your rectum.

I wish to be entertained.

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/06/07 - 8:21 GMT

Granted. Unfortunately you got arrested for being entertained before the law says you can be.

I wish for this wish to be uncorruptable.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/06/07 - 21:32 GMT

Not granted.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/06/09 - 20:21 GMT

Granted, but the corrupter was me so the corruption was poor.

I wish for my bestie to get back on their computer >:(

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2013/06/09 - 21:31 GMT

Granted, but your bestie found a new bestie and left you in the dust...

I wish I was taller!

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/06/09 - 22:40 GMT

Granted, you were so tall your heart couldn't possibly pump blood to all of your body parts, so you died of heart failure.

I wish for a wish to wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/06/10 - 9:16 GMT

Granted, but I couldn't be bothered to repeat myself.

I wish for June 15 not to be so close.

Stryker

1 week - 31,378v

Posted 2013/06/10 - 11:42 GMT

Sure! But it became June 15 everyday so it wouldnt have to be so close.

I wish Cesar Millan was here to train my dog!

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/06/10 - 17:09 GMT

Granted! But your dog ate him... so...

I wish for awesomeness.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/06/14 - 3:32 GMT

Granted, but you forgot to be awesome so it immediately was absorbed into any nearby Nerdfighters.

I wish Futurama wasn't being cancelled.

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/06/14 - 10:43 GMT

Granted. Then the entire channel it's broadcast on suddenly goes bankrupt. :P

I wish for Terrium to actually work, bug-free, right NAO.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/06/14 - 17:06 GMT

Granted. I don't want to corrupt this wish now.

I wish for this wish to be the best wish ever.

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/06/14 - 17:20 GMT

It was, until you realised that it was boring... and thus every wish afterwards had to be boring too...

I wish for amazing epicness.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/06/14 - 17:23 GMT

Yup.

Granted, but it was mine.

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/06/14 - 17:24 GMT

Y U NO WISH?

I wish for completely real, unstealable, 100% as-described chocolate cheesecake with no additions or modifications that could possibly cause me to dislike it, delivered straight to my desk, chilled and prepared, right NOW!

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/06/14 - 17:30 GMT

Instructions not clear, "cheesecake" undefined. Also your "cheesecake" was in a completely oxygen-deficient environment in an unopenable box. So, your "cheesecake" was the most perfect "cheesecake" ever, but you just couldn't get to it.

I wish for perfect logic.

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/06/16 - 11:05 GMT

"perfect logic" undefined (first use in this function).

Two can play... :P

I wish for Chuck Norris.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/06/16 - 23:51 GMT

Granted, but he decided you were an enemy.

I wish for Chuck Norris to be my completely loyal minion that does whatever I want him to.

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/06/17 - 7:45 GMT

Granted, but then someone posing as you told him to punch you... and you died from serious internal injuries...

I wish for people to stop asking about Terrium release dates.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/06/18 - 21:36 GMT

I can't do that. I can stop myself from asking (which I have) but I can't stop other people.

I wish that I had a cookie.

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/06/19 - 9:13 GMT

Granted, but then we went back to the "My Cookie" post... :P

My cookie.

I wish for fun.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/06/20 - 1:26 GMT

Granted, it came in the form of a gigantic bag of poop that smelled terrible.

I wish for people to stop being idiots.

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/06/20 - 9:10 GMT

Not gonna corrupt that.

I wish for Boston Cream Pie, as defined by wikipedia, delivered straight to my desk, right now. :D

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/06/22 - 0:08 GMT

Granted, but the only person who could eat it or move it in any way is me.

I wish for people in r/atheism would stop being stupid.

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/06/22 - 8:59 GMT

Granted, but I'm sure the world can find more idiots to replace them.

I wish to see Black Sabbath perform live. :D

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/06/22 - 18:42 GMT

Granted but you became deaf before you could hear them.

I wish that Hank and John Green could come to MN.

1 day - 5,354v

Posted 2013/06/24 - 1:47 GMT

Granted but a wild herd of marvelous breadfish eats them up.

I wish for a pie.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/06/24 - 3:46 GMT

Granted, but it was 8.53973422267.

I wish to have a wonderful summer break.

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/06/24 - 9:06 GMT

Granted, but it got cut short. :P

I wish to pass all my exams right now so I can get the rest of this year and the next off work. :D

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/06/25 - 16:52 GMT

Granted, but the power went out and you couldn't use the internet. Or any electronic devices.

I wish for toast. Wait, I already have some.

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/06/25 - 19:28 GMT

... you already granted it...

^ _

O_o

I wish for me to live happily ever after :D

1 day - 5,354v

Posted 2013/06/25 - 20:49 GMT

Granted but you die a slow and agonozing death.

I wish for -1 wishes.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/06/26 - 3:54 GMT

I wish for DOMA and Prop 8 to be overturned and make gay marriage legal.

I wish to have a YFN meetup.

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/06/26 - 22:26 GMT

Granted, but then Merc brutally murdered you all just for shits and giggles.

I wish for... something.

1 day - 5,354v

Posted 2013/06/27 - 14:46 GMT

Granted but you lose something so now you have nothing.

I wish the Earth had an AC.

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/06/29 - 1:43 GMT

Granted, but the energy used up by the AC damaged the environment even more than global warming.

I wish that I didn't have to read Europe: A History.

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/06/29 - 11:03 GMT

Granted, but you have to read Asia: A History instead, which is eight times as long as the Europe one.

I wish for everyone to have some sanity, a drop of patience, a spoonful of acceptance, and a free course of anti-anger pills whenever they need them. :P

Mark (Ender)

1 week - 32,767v

Posted 2013/06/29 - 17:36 GMT

Granted, but the Terrium files on everyone's computers were wiped and the backups got stolen.

I wish for the same thing Ace did.

(CSM) Oaky (acorn2oak2)

1 week - 24,924v

Posted 2013/11/19 - 0:07 GMT

Granted, but the unforseen costs to the government caused complete anarchy through a series of events that form a slippery slope fallacy.

Blah blah blah, I wish I could go back in time to where I first discovered mars forums/plexpedia, so I could smack my 11-year old self and tell him to grow up. (Because geez, did you SEE the comments I made back then? I mean, for goodness' sakes.)

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/11/19 - 13:49 GMT

Granted, but then your 11-year-old self quit plexpedia, creating a time paradox that killed us all. What a shame.

I wish I had the source code for the universe :3

(TDS)froot (Ratchet)

1 week - 20,802v

Posted 2013/11/19 - 18:42 GMT

Granted, but you have infinite compilation errors

I wish game development was easy :/

Arthur East (_ACE_)

4 days - 9,791v

Posted 2013/11/19 - 19:53 GMT

(Kinda already granted?)

Granted, but then every game you make completely flops.

Which is what happens if you make it easy.

Trust me, try making Asteroids in Unity. I think it's possible in under half an hour.