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Pilot Sayings
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Good sayings and funny sayings
Submitted By Sven_TPOA_SWA_737 on 11/10/14
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Never let an aircraft take you somewhere your brain didn't get to five minutes earlier.

Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you've made.

There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately no one knows what they are.

Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them. My favorite one. Also a diss to helicopters.

Keep looking around. There's always something you've missed.

A 'good' landing is one you can walk away from. A 'great' landing is one after which they can use the plane again.

The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire. To see where I got em, look at this site. http://wilk4.com/humor/humorm166.htm

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Re: Pilot Sayings
20 hours - 2,223v
Posted 2011/12/14 - 12:37 GMT
 
 
 
 
 
Mahahah!
 
Edit 1: My internet messes with my text box. It adds like, a MILLION spaces and such between lines on the first post.
 
Edit 2: "It's always a good idea to keep the pointy end going forward as much as possible." LOL!
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Re: Pilot Sayings
5 days - 26,111v
Posted 2011/12/16 - 5:17 GMT
XD! :) Glad you thought they were good, Mariko.
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Re: Pilot Sayings
5 days - 22,986v
Posted 2012/09/13 - 23:52 GMT
Type in "Pilot Comic Drawing Board" in Google and see what comes up. ;)
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Re: Pilot Sayings
1 week - 32,767v
Posted 2012/09/14 - 15:05 GMT
"A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to a western country. They drove to the airport, forced their way on board a large passenger jet, and found there was no pilot on board. Terrified, they listened as the sirens got louder. Finally one of the scientists suggested that since he was an experimentalist, he would try to flly the aircraft. He sat down at the controls and tried to figure them out. The sirens got louder and louder. Armed men surrounded the jet. The would-be pilot's friends cried out, "Please, please take off now!!! Hurry!!!" The experimentalist calmly replied, "Have patience. I'm just a simple pole in a complex plane."


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